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Author Topic: Things I didn't quite understand on the AdultWork Likes list  (Read 3513 times)

Offline Toby

Period Play - as stated on a different thread, I thought this was Victorian era role playing
Adult Baby Minding - I had the fleeting image of a punt with a crèche service
Depilation - I had no idea about this one, except for a vague recollection that Roy Castle sang about it on the Record Breakers
Naturism/nudism - still not sure on this one. Does it mean sex outside, or just being naked outside? Which, to be fair, I can do without paying for the privilege.
Tantric - dunno
Sploshing - had no idea

I'm not sure whether to be proud or concerned that I knew what everything else was.


I remember seeing something about adult baby minding many years ago on Eurotrash when that was on Channel 4 late at night.  Some things you wish you could un-see.

Offline vorian

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Offline pleasure

LOL, fantastic definitions Toby. I can help you out with the ones you didn't get. Sploshing is where you and the girl run along the road jumping into large puddles, in an attempt to soak each other. Tantric is where the girl liberally applies fake tan, to make you think she's not as pallid and ill-looking as she really is. Both pretty specialist services.

Roland D Hay

I never quite understand Tantric since the object is place your focus on the show rather than the grand finale. You do this to achieve heightened intimacy and of course if you get it right it will take hours. Some girls offer this in half hour appointments.  :wackogirl:

It simply isn't a service that prossies can offer.

Offline pleasure

I never quite understand Tantric since the object is place your focus on the show rather than the grand finale. You do this to achieve heightened intimacy and of course if you get it right it will take hours. Some girls offer this in half hour appointments.  :wackogirl:

It simply isn't a service that prossies can offer.

I think at a push you could achieve something in an hour. You're right that it would take longer to do it properly, but of course some guys do book longer appointments. I don't see why it shouldn't be a service that WGs offer.

Of course, I doubt there are many out there who can do a particularly good job of it, and I suspect that the majority of girls who tick it don't have a clue what it is.

Offline dave123

I had to look up sploshing.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Adult Baby Minding.

This lady specializes in this service, can't see the attraction myself but each to their own.    :crazy:

http://www.nannyalice.co.uk/

I don't understand what "Naturism/Nudism" means when it's on an AW likes list.  Escorts and clients typically get naked anyhow, and they generally stay indoors.  Does it mean that she will get completely naked (not keeping stockings on or whatever), or does it mean that she will greet you in the nude and remain so until you've left?

Offline vorian

I don't understand what "Naturism/Nudism" means when it's on an AW likes list.  Escorts and clients typically get naked anyhow, and they generally stay indoors.  Does it mean that she will get completely naked (not keeping stockings on or whatever), or does it mean that she will greet you in the nude and remain so until you've left?

I assume it means she will accompany you to nudist venues. Many prossies are always looking for travelling companion booking as they are seen as easy money.
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Offline NIK

Half of them who advertise them don't even know what the terms mean.
Had one girl once thought watersports was sharing a bath!  :rolleyes:
Another admitted she had no idea what was on her profile (which I recall included bb) as someone else was responsible for it. :wackogirl:

Also, just by way of experiment you understand, I telephoned Supreme 69 agency and asked them about hardsports  :vomit:  as they were advertising it and I couldn't imagine any of their girls doing it.

The EE guy who responded said, 'Please sir what is hardsports?'  :crazy:

Offline JV547845

I wish they'd come up with a better description of a standard shag with condom than `Penetration (Protected)'.  A lot of WGs that do it don't have it ticked. 

Offline 385North

Half of them who advertise them don't even know what the terms mean.
Had one girl once thought watersports was sharing a bath!  :rolleyes:
Another admitted she had no idea what was on her profile (which I recall included bb) as someone else was responsible for it. :wackogirl:

Also, just by way of experiment you understand, I telephoned Supreme 69 agency and asked them about hardsports  :vomit:  as they were advertising it and I couldn't imagine any of their girls doing it.

The EE guy who responded said, 'Please sir what is hardsports?'  :crazy:

I think half of them who advertise do not realise what they're advertising. It's amazing the amount of WGs who offer in-calls only but then list dogging as a service provided. Not sure how that works exactly.

Offline vorian

I think half of them who advertise do not realise what they're advertising. It's amazing the amount of WGs who offer in-calls only but then list dogging as a service provided. Not sure how that works exactly.

Maybe they use their own car.
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Offline 385North

Maybe they use their own car.

Technically that's still an outcall, unless they offer sex in the car in their own driveway. Dogging for agoraphobic WGs perhaps?

Offline AnthG

Depilation - I had no idea about this one, except for a vague recollection that Roy Castle sang about it on the Record Breakers

This one I am pretty sure is what you see often on Japanese porn movies where the guy gets a pair of tweezers and pulls the girls pubic hairs and eye brow hairs out one by one.  It hurts like hell but is erotic. But cannot see why anyone would want to do it on a punt.

Sploshing - had no idea

For this one TawneySteele does it. I think its getting into a childs blowie up paddling pool full of baked beans and other messy stuff and the two of you getting covered in it (I kid you not)

Here is her blog which has pics of it. But if you want to find a sploisher, she seems to be it.

http://tawnysteele.tumblr.com/page/3

Offline JV547845

That's disgusting.  If she'd have used alphabet spaghetti or pasta hoops on the other hand it would be hot.


Offline Jimmyredcab


Another admitted she had no idea what was on her profile (which I recall included bb) as someone else was responsible for it. :wackogirl:


One girl told me that the "maid" does her profile, she probably meant Sergei.     :sarcastic:

'Sploshing - had no idea '........I think there ought to be a new category ' MEGA sploshing ' !!

Check out Hayley xx blog - she does  sploshing (can't see the appeal myself ..)

She describes a client who covered her whole living room with plastic sheeting and then produced half a Tesco's order .
There is a photo of her literally covered in food , head to toe . Apparently there was so much 'mush' around  the sex became
difficult to perform .

Offline AnthG

With the Sploishing you see the pics of Tawney Steele looking like its the time of her life she is having, but I bet its more so like this which I think has to be one of the best vids I have seen on this from Secret Diary of a Call Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opRb7GVxPTM

Offline JV547845

Check out Hayley xx blog - she does  sploshing (can't see the appeal myself ..)
https://www.adultwork.com/BP/195800

Black treacle, ew.


Offline vorian

She looks like the monster that killed Tasha Yar in Star Trek with that photo. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9G3g8OSPBw

Spot on,  :lol:  :lol: :lol:
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Offline wristjob

With the Sploishing you see the pics of Tawney Steele looking like its the time of her life she is having, but I bet its more so like this which I think has to be one of the best vids I have seen on this from Secret Diary of a Call Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opRb7GVxPTM

Brown envelope!!!!!! He gave her a brown envelope of cash, maybe it was Vorian?

3 minutes, loads of WG whining and he didn't get a refund - I hope she got a bad review.


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