Yeah just do a search for NG18 with 5 mile radius, it is a sorry state of affairs.
I’ve just done that same search and it is pitiful. Here are some of the highlights (lowlights)....
Chantelle Lee comes up at top of the search, God help us. She did some low rent porn some years ago. A low life alcoholic, single mum skank who probably lives in the arse end of Shirebrook
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There’s one called Sweet and Tasty Candy
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Stunning Sexy Lexi
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Might be ok, pictures don’t give anything away. She’s still talking about lockdown on her profile so it needs a bit of updating. Depressing.
Hot Meg might be worth a chance. I think she might’ve been reviewed on her previously. She’s got a nice list of things she doesn’t do. She might be difficult. I don’t think she’d entertain the idea of what I like doing.
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Naughty Horny Nicole claims to be 45 but I bet she’s not, the little tinker. She’s another one who’s used the same pics for years and she’s got a beer gut on one of them. The fact that she considers these pics to show her in her best light says a lot about what she might look like in the cold light of day.
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Bentley the Body is in Chessie - she’s busy shagging punters down hasland whilst her boyfriend is shagging sheep up in the peaks, the dirty Spireite bastard. She’s got a big arse, which I quite like but them pictures look like they’ve had a fair amount of manipulation. She’s got a picture of a full English breakfast in one, which is a bit weird. I bet she lives in a right old shit hole.
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Glamour 69 - if she’s 46 then I’m Brad Pitt. I reckon I saw her years ago in a terraced house in Ilkeston. I’m talking here about a good 18 years ago, and she was probably touching 50 then. I remember she had a smelly cunt. I bet she’s well into her 60s now. She does colonic irrigation for £95. I don’t have any problem in that area.
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Madison Evie looks alright, but not enough pictures and her generous pricing makes me somewhat suspicious. And she’s in Newark.
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I could continue, but it’s all too depressing and would just remind me that only 5 weeks ago I could drop a quick text message to CH saying ‘3pm ?’ within a 10 minute drive I could have a fit brunette pissing on me.
I guess they all just like us, keeping their eyes open and doing their best in these difficult times.