This was sent to me a few minutes ago by my best mate, I had to chuckle as he would never believe in a million years I was a punter
The madam opened the brothel door in Newcastle and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, ”I want to see Lily.”
"Sir, Lily is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
He replied, "No. I must see Lily.”
Just then, the gorgeous Lily appeared and announced to the man she charged £5,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out £5,000 and gave it to Lily, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Lily.
Lily explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
"There are no discounts. The price is still £5,000.”
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Lily, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the same.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Lily and they went upstairs.
After their session, Lily said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?”
The man replied, Wallsend.”
"Really," she said. "I have family in Wallsend.”
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her lawyer. She asked me to give you your £15,000 inheritance.”
The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
