Many thanks to
Celtic 69’s TOFTT review, I’ve enjoyed several sessions with this marvellous MILF already …
Links:External Link/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyLogistics:Text interplay with Joanna is quick and easy texting. At intro, I was informed …
“Hi I do professional relaxing, Swedish or deep tissue full body massage for £40 half/h £60/h
For foto go to WhatsApp please”I directly enquired about HR, and was dutifully told that’d be £10 extra. So, I’ve been booking hour-long sessions for £70 all in.
Joanna’s intro texts also include her postcode, although further address details/directions are given on texting on arrival.
Location:Joanna works from her 2nd floor flat on a semi-residential road, which is a 5min walk west of Wood Green tube station. The entrance to block is discreetly off-road. Street parking is controlled, although you could risk parking in Morrisons and buy some stuff before/after to justify.
The flat is clearly lived in and well-kept. Joanna uses her lounge for business … thus a fold-away massage table takes centre stage; sofa to the left and wall-mounted TV to the right. The latter is effectively utilised to play music/songs.
The bathroom is clean and tidy, and stocked with rolled fresh towels.
Looks:No photo allowed for UKP, I’m afraid, but you can view Joanna via her WhatsApp profile pic, which is regularly changed.
For what it’s worth, I’d describe Joanna as an honest-to-goodess MILF … short but well-formed, she stands no more than 5’4” and has a Size 10-12 frame, which held nicely together in her typical ‘uniform’ of a tank top over push-up bra and skin-tight leggings. Having copped cheeky feels of her tits and ass during our meets, Joanna is all natural … 34C-cups, at a guess, and a firm round ass.
Facially, I liked what I saw … Joanna kinda reminded me of ‘Stifler's mom’ of
American Pie fame … Botox smooth forehead, mascara and false lashes, high cheekbones, pouty red and fillered lips … all framed by coiffured shoulder-length blond highlights. If it was on the table, for sure I’d give her one!
Joanna is easily in her 40s, and to date I’ve neglected to ask where she’s from originally … thankfully, Celtic 69 has already informed us that she’s Polish. Joanna’s English is excellent … and although she’s friendly, we don’t actually chat much, largely because I zone out and totally chill in her expert hands.
Services:Joanna greets me at the door, dressed as mentioned above … big smile and friendly hug. I’m asked to leave my shoes in the corridor … and then wash my hands in the basin in the bathroom, where hand towels are rolled and ready for use. I’m then led to the lounge. Here, we confirm the hour’s deep tissue massage, including HR … and I hand over £70 without her asking for it. Joanna then leaves me to undress and get readied on the table.
As soon as I’m prone and spread-eagled on the table, and my face is nestled in the hole, Joanna’s back and gently whispers for me to relax and enjoy … which I’ve learned to do with repeat visits, no longer bothering with chit-chat or banter. I literally zone out, and let her do her thing.
Joanna starts her well-oiled routine at my legs … warmed oil applied from heel to glutes … gentle feathery strokes soon morph into hard/deep kneading, using her fingers, knuckles, palms and forearms. Joanna also isn't shy about giving my glutes a real workout, sliding/digging her fingers either side of my crack and gooch … this then becomes more sensual and soft, as she massages my inner thighs and groin creases at the sides of my balls … but tantalizingly leaving my genitals altogether alone.
The combo of Swedish and deep tissue massage then moves up to my back, shoulders and down my arms … again very worthy, really getting to grips with my knots and aches. By this point, my eyes are closed and I’m just utterly chilling in Joanna’s blissful handling … which includes more sensual massage over my ass and crack and down my inner thighs and gooch. Joanna finally has to almost wake me up from my reverie to ask me to turn over.
I’ve so far noted that the flip occurs roughly 40mins in. Joanna again starts back at my legs … soft/gentle to hard/deep massage up from shins to hips, deftly brushing passed my bobbing cock on varied strokes. Again, I simply have my eyes closed, and let Joanna’s hands wander up from my legs to my stomach, chest and arms … she circles up and down over my oiled frontage everywhere … everywhere but my throbbing cock and aching balls, which are readily ignored til the end.
And the end is signaled by a sudden hand slide up my balls and over my undershaft. The feeling is so good are after such tease, my eyes snap open and I always find Joanna staring back at me with a knowing smile from my right flank. I then close my eyes again, and let her carry on … with essentially a quality lingam massage of my cock and balls, interspersed with sensual massage of my chest and inner thighs. Here, Joanna starts acting out quiet moans and get pretend-breathy … which again makes me open my eyes … and with my repeat visits (bearing in mind YMMV), I now feel up her ass over her leggings with my right hand, while my left hand squeezes her firm tits. Sometime during all this, I cum all over her skilled hands … and Joanna kindly carries on handling me til I’m done spilling and start softening.
As I lay back in typical post-cum knock-out, Joanna gently uses tissues to wipe and dry my mess. She then leaves me to start my shower, and returns with a rolled towel. After my shower, Joanna has stayed out of the lounge … leaving me to get dressed alone. When done, I find her waiting in the corridor with a big smile … and with a hug and double kiss, she lets me out. I’ve always been impressed how she somehow has timed me out of her flat more or less on the dot of 60mins over my multiple visits, each and every time.
Conclusion:I concur with Celtic 69’s TOFTT review … in that Joanna has already proved to be a
Positive for me, as she’s had me cumming back time and time again. I love a good massage, and I find Joanna’s is worth £60/hr alone … but I’ll never say no to her excellent HR for another £10.
