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Author Topic: English LISA - Heathrow/Slough  (Read 1051 times)


25 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5528957) (20 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Ricky69

A well reviewed lass who i've seen once before. External Link/Members Only

Visited last Tuesday. 
So, a repeat visit as I wasn't able to get a  session with Petite Jenny who i've wanted to sample for a while. 

Comms:  She responded within mins to my mid afternoon text.  This took me by surprise as she is hopeless at messaging.  I called her back and we arranged for me to attend in 45 mins.  She then sent chase up texts and the last one was 5 mins before my agreed timeslot with her asking if i'm going to be on time as she has 2 or 3 others wanting my slot.  Talk about conveyer belt...  Told her i would be there as agreed.

Location:  Holiday Inn just off Bath Road between Slough/Heathrow.  Parking in the hotel - 1 hours for £2 roughly.  6th floor room with access to the lifts close to the entry door so a discrete entry to get to her room. 

The Girl:  Door opened a min after i had knocked.  I could hear her on the phone to someone after I'd knocked.  Door answered and i am let in.  Hiding behind the door trick.
Lisa was now bottle blonde.  Lots of make up and very cheerful.  Agreed 30 mins for £80 as discussed and towel i was informed was in the shower.  Monies given.  Ask if she had showered and she says yes.
Now, it was me that had said that she is in her 40's.  I looked at her much more closely.  i could see that make up  cracking at points.  Definitely a woman in her 40's.  Mid possibly.  Either that or she has had a hard life.  She has lines on the forehead and tight'ish skin.  She has a number of brothers and is 1 of 12 offspring.   
The shower was wet but looked like it had been used much earlier.  Just the ONE towel hanging. The usual hotel one.  I am guessing this is the same towel we all end up with. Not a pleasant thought. 

The experience:

Having told me how attractive i am (that old chestnut) i stripped and found her sucking away.  Oh does she suck... What is offputting to me is the unnecessasry gagging.  Look, i'm around 5.5 - 6".  i was probably at 5" as i couldn't hit fully hard with the noise.   I'lll expand - A few mins after the owo, i went down.  Now, i'd told her wanted to eat pussy so expected her to be uber clean.   Well, she was pretty much shaved down there but once down there with the tongue, it smelt more than a little fishy.  It took a few licks before i could pass the smell as my nose was right against it.  What followed was her pretty much moaning to the point she was almost screaming.  I feared that a maid or housekeeper would walk past and know what was going on in that room at 4 in the afternoon.  This was awkward.  She continued.  I'm then told 'i'm cumming'.  I upped my pace.  I couldn't tell but when i came up the bed was wet there.  Alot.  She then proceeded to suck me off again. This time to completion.  She then went away and spat out.

We started round 2 around 4 mins later.  She sucked again, this time very very wet and sloppy.  Lots and lots of gagging.  Again, i was getting really put off. i asked for a condom and then went to enter the dragon.  "Uuuuuuh" she shouted.. Oh no, ffs, not again i thought.  i continued slamming her in missionary for another 3 mins but was struggliing with the fake noises.  I stopped and said i couldn't do anymore. 

I then heard her stories about some odd punter experiences. I think this is the usual modus operandi and routine when she finishes a session.

On the whole, i'd say a neutral.  I saw her wet wipe herself down there after our session. The next guy was to be up in the next few minutes.  The poor lad was going to be potentially licking her out after she's soaked her juices all over herself.  She'd also teased me by rubbing my nob against her clit for a while. We did not of course allow for my purple headed monster to enter as thats not something either of us would agree to. 

The noises, the wet wipe cleansing and the conveyor belt approach leave this as a neutral for me.  I managed to cum twice the previous time but this time, it just wasn't happening.  I actually do think i prefer the European girls.  As much as i hate the Romanian experience, at least the one's i've seen haven't had rancid pussies.  It's always the lazier and extremely busy ones.

So, in summary:

Comms:  5/10 generally but 8/10 this time
Accomodation : 7/10 - hotel room on a busy corridor.  This woman needs a fucking detached house in the middle of nowhere with all the fucking noise she makes.
The Girl : 5/10 - I'm not too attracted to her. Flithy yes, pornstar yes but just not phwoooar for me.
The experience : 7/10 - good effort always but the whiffy minge and the fake moans just kill it.
VFM - £80 for 30 mins for a 45 year old (looking) unwashed bird is too much.  But she does DFK and offer GFE.

Offline Yellowman1

When she works she is far to busy. Comms are a disaster I’ve seen her twice and experience was similar to yours.
Booked again the other the other month and she didn’t answer when it was my time. Heard nothing.

Was in area again and saw she was working so though give her benefit of the doubt. She said I didn’t turn up last time so she won’t book bloody cheek of it