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Author Topic: wg excuses for being late or canceling  (Read 4355 times)

Offline Melb

"I've got a bad back and am having a lumber (sic) puncture".

"I'm allergic to daffodils"
« Last Edit: June 10, 2013, 01:31:20 PM by Melb »

Offline lovingfacials

"I've got a bad back and am having a lumber (sic) puncture".

"I'm allergic to daffodils"

Or

I am in 'Nice' no make that 'Spain'..................no fuck it 'Ward D9'

 :D

Offline asukubello

Prossie in Manchester I had seen a couple of times texted to cancel on an appointment because members of her church group had come visiting and wouldn't leave.
Was dissapointed as I had really looked forward to seeing her. Turned out she was more distressed than I was for cancelling and offered a freebie next time I saw her. Took her up on it the offer then next week. Great times! She retired however we still met up (not free though) a couple more times. Lost her number now.

Offline lovingfacials

had a w/g cancel as her older sister was coming round to her house - who was also a working girl !

I did mention a 3 some but the girl I had booked didnt want her older sister to know she was on the batter?

Never quite worked out why, but sisters eh?

Offline jsparky

The usual excuse, carer for their childrens, parents, make up in boy friends' car...? Any way, we reschedule to next week and will see if she turn up.

Offline TaniaM

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I cancelled my appointments for today, I have a really bad back, can't stand straight, slate me if you like but I can't do much, and certainly not up to being rolled around a bed

I wonder if any WG has ever used the excuse of having an STI?  :angelgirl:

Or would they just keep on working?



"I'm allergic to daffodils"


That wasn't Rebecca, was it, Melb? ;)

Offline philboi

I wonder if any WG has ever used the excuse of having an STI?  :angelgirl:


Hmm, good point  :scare:

But have you noticed, all of them are STC.....

Hmm, good point  :scare:

But have you noticed, all of them are STC.....
STC?


Offline Wayne197979

To many times I've had the excuse, I'm stuck in traffic and running late. I had been before and parked so I could se the premises. No one goes in but a man comes out. Followed shortly by a text saying, ready now, come up.
I do hate being lied to and people thinking I came down in the last shower of rain.
Banning reason: Previously banned

Had the usual ones - Head gasket on car gone , children being sick blah blah , at least one who I was trying to book today was honest " sorry don't feel like it " !!

Bb

Offline daviemac

To many times I've had the excuse, I'm stuck in traffic and running late. I had been before and parked so I could se the premises. No one goes in but a man comes out. Followed shortly by a text saying, ready now, come up.
I do hate being lied to and people thinking I came down in the last shower of rain.

Where did you find this, it's nearly 4 years old.     :unknown:

Online azrael

Aside from the common one "i've just just come on" the best one i can remember is a north east darling  who came down to the midlands, i booked a session with her turned up on the day only to be told "the land lords here fixing a few things"  kept me waiting 45mins could clearly tell her previous punter extended his time.

Offline Pussydoc

Got a period started today sorry ...   ( she had one less that  2 weeks previous  ). Amazing  ,, another sent a text Janet is very poorly   This is her sister I have her phone. ,  I could if I had time heard lots more

Then there are the bitches who don't even answer their phones at the critical moment.

I remember one attempted punt where I arrived at her designated landmark, rang her and nowt. Not even a text to say sorry. Nada, Zlich. :mad:


Strangest one I've had was a girl who said she had some emergency dental work done so said we could still go ahead with the booking, but there would be no oral. So I cancelled.

I believed her because she's never messed me around before or since, and it was unusual enough to not be made up, would have been much easier to come up with a standard bullshit excuse.

Strangest one I've had was a girl who said she had some emergency dental work done so said we could still go ahead with the booking, but there would be no oral. So I cancelled.

I believed her because she's never messed me around before or since, and it was unusual enough to not be made up, would have been much easier to come up with a standard bullshit excuse.

Funnily enough I've had the exact same one - except no dfk either

Bb

I recently had one cancel 4 times in 8 days

Stuck at the office, masses to do
Best friend went into labour so I had to babysit her other kid
Granddad had a stroke
I'm at the hospital with my granddad cos he's just died

 :dash: :dash: :dash:

CTID

Then there are the bitches who don't even answer their phones at the critical moment.

I remember one attempted punt where I arrived at her designated landmark, rang her and nowt. Not even a text to say sorry. Nada, Zlich. :mad:
+1

Offline curry

EE ones tend to use Landlord has come over

I have had the dental work one possibly the same girl she tours a bit

Then there is the standard i have come on my period



Then there is the standard I have come on my period
I have been given that one recently by a lady who posts Period Play in her Enjoys list. Since then she has not even read my emails even though she has logged in.
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