"Lisa" Warfield nr Bracknell

[gbpunting]

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I booked a 30 min erotic massage (£60) with Lisa who is a Polish blond, mid thirties, good English with some pretty weighty boobs which are used to good effect. She is somewhat on the plump side but very friendly.

Comms: all done through text, she was responsive once I got booked in.  She said that she can struggle to respond given the number of messages she gets and the fact that she only does massage  part time.

The Meat: Private house which is fairly easy to find. To the sound of 2 barking dogs we went upstairs to a nice enough room with massage table. Once we agreed on the type of  massage she starting stripping off straightaway.  Face down on the table she slathered me and herself with warm oil and started a decent b2b.  10 minutes of this and I got the turn over whereupon the aforementioned boobs were presented to my mouth and then used to finish the job while I squeezed them together.  After cleanup with a few minutes to go she did a bit more oily massage.

Final thoughts: lots of oil, there wasn't much in the way of a good massage.  "Lisa" isn't my type body-wise but is very friendly, and I certainly can't complain about the excellent titwank. She also does non-erotic massage for men and ladies at £40/hour.

[xxxdavidxxx]

Does she mind pussy play

[gbpunting]

I didn't go there -  my hands were too full already.

[contentguy]

Thanks for the review, there's some similarity to Alisha who used to work out of Wokingham and advertised on AW (big tits, B2B, Polish, Blonde who keeps dogs.)

Either way, I'll keep trying, she sounds like a good punt.

Cheers,

Guy

[Yellowman1]

Did she have a big tattoo on her back?

[gbpunting]

She did have a big tattoo. Can't remember what it was but it was a short topic of conversation as we got dressed.

[Yellowman1]

I’d say def alisha then. Always have a decent service but not in the best shape anymore

[RAJEC]

She used to work in harrow and when she first started up had a bargain basement rate of £50/30.

This included a massage to begin with, and naked with full access on the flip with an owo finish. Can’t remember if it was cim or not (as were talking 10 + years ago here).

She then abruptly stopped the owo offering. I remember she lived with her boyfriend who knew she massaged but not exactly what kind of massage, so it may be related to that. My only gripe with her back then was that her arse was a bit on the small side, especially given the size of her natural anti tank missile launchers.

Has her body shape changed much?? 

[UKDave51]

Thanks for the good review but plump AND a large tattoo, I will leave that one for people that like that kind of thing.

[Yellowman1]

Her arse is still on the small side. She is much fatter now than she used to be. Teeth aren’t the best anymore either
Service is good.
She does have quite a smelly minge I’ve had full access and it’s not fishy but you struggle to get the smell off your hand

[RAJEC]

Her arse is still on the small side. She is much fatter now than she used to be. Teeth aren’t the best anymore either
Service is good.
She does have quite a smelly minge I’ve had full access and it’s not fishy but you struggle to get the smell off your hand

  That’s awful. Think I’ll swerve the drive out west then 

[lewishamguy]

There is an AW profile which is very much identical to the above gumtree Ad.

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[webpunter]

Is this the burd who worked out of a bungalow ?
IIRC the massage session was done in the front room
If it is the same burd massive chebs & v.good edging skills
Diddly chance of xtras however she made the best use of her rackage on a superb oilyTW / HJ combo

Thanks for the review, there's some similarity to Alisha who used to work out of Wokingham and advertised on AW (big tits, B2B, Polish, Blonde who keeps dogs.)

Edit:
Dredging the extremities of my punting brain i'm thinking it was 30 mins only [£60 ?], no option for an hour
No clock watching, 1/2hr HR session & shower afterwards, 40 mins ish overall

[sensualencounter]

If it is Alisha then I’ve reviewed her positively originally and then negatively as she put on a lot of weight and the service was a bit shit as well as an increase in price.

Again, IF it is Alisha, then here’s her old aw link and you can see her old reviews.

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[Yellowman1]

She has let herself go quite bad. Extras are available if she likes you

[webpunter]

Per my reply #12 & presuming the same burd i'd rather have no xtras & a reasonably fit one
My session must have been 4-5 years ago, she was curvy then
Just about a 12 on a good day & from the best possible angle
A 12 going on 14 type thing
However when there for a massage HJ & with top chebbage for an oilyTW, the numbers didn't bother me
This does NOT apply going north of 12-14 

She has let herself go quite bad. Extras are available if she likes you

Edit: just checked sensualcounter's link [thanks for posting ] - deffo the burd i had a session with

[sensualencounter]

Per my reply #12 & presuming the same burd i'd rather have no xtras & a reasonably fit one
My session must have been 4-5 years ago, she was curvy then
Just about a 12 on a good day & from the best possible angle
A 12 going on 14 type thing
However when there for a massage HJ & with top chebbage for an oilyTW, the numbers didn't bother me
This does NOT apply going north of 12-14 

Edit: just checked sensualcounter's link [thanks for posting ] - deffo the burd i had a session with

I think we all had a session or four with the one I reviewed! But I can’t confirm that this Lisa in Warfield is the same woman, despite sounding similar. I just want to make that clear to anyone who is reading his thread.