TopTottyTwosome - Leeds - Well, it's an experience

[Tinytim]

Sort of proud of myself LMAO,
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Meeting one Wednesday afternoon couple of weeks ago,
Good feedback on AW, not computer savvy, but couldn't find any other reviews.

Well, not as planned, or really expected, asked for them both, as cheap enough for a duo, (doh!!)  and looking for something different. as you all may be aware from some of my other posts?

I fired off a few emails, and decent Comms, asked if likes included? Etc and could I arrange a request or 2 in the hour. All going great, exciting obviously double BJ, girl on girl. Outfit request etc.


Arranged a mutual time, With all details agreed, and off I went.
Decent quiet street, nearby parking, and called to say I was there,
Guided to the door via txts and door opened when I arrived.

Now the strange bits..
Had a cuppa and a chat for 10 wondering where my outfits were?? And debating whether to go ahead, as not really my type
(please dont judge by my past punt reviews lmao)

1st woman.....
I'd honestly say 60 if a day, 5ft 8? Blonde shoulder length hair that looked like straw....??
Stockings, heels and a white (yellow stained eww) blouse..biggish tits..(saggy)
Face looked like a road map of wrinkleville county.
2nd woman..
Late 50s, red haired Bob style, 5ft and old Basque suspenders. Smaller firm chesticles.
Neither had the best kept teeth 🤣.

Anyways, tea done and in for a penny. (2000 of them) I was asked if another man could join? And really go for it.. thinking it can't get any worse, I said fuck it!! Let's do this.

He came in the room naked from the bottom half lol,dirty tee shirt just as we'd stripped off,  so I waggle mini Tim and the midget heads over while the other sets to work on other guy...I call her to get over after a couple of mins as the double BJ is wanted. But they not do that now? Everything is with bag, fine by me, but swapping it every 2 mins ain't helping me.
I get the blonde over and realise I've had my eyes shut most of the time lol.
Anyways, stops and request for a bit of girl on girl, but that's not happening, so best solution is to doggy the blonde, (no way im looking at her 😳😂) called him  over for spitroast as there's another fella here,! May as well.  (He was sat on my trousers having a wank) and she declined as just one dick at a time..

That was it,
Blew into bag, dismount and l was away just over 30mins, still wondering what had just happened..
I wanted something different, out of my comfort zone, and definitely got that.
I can usually do 2/3 pops on a good hour.
But was told only one after.. suited me this time,🤣🤣👍🏼.
So in and out just over 30mins, on my strangest punt Ever lmao..

in a strange way, im proud i managed to even perform, but slighty embarrased i didnt walk..

[johnny34]

Have to say I had a laugh reading that the way you described it 

[James10]

Sounds like a scene from Trainspotting. Good work in performing under those circs, I'd have been off!

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Thanks Mr TT..

for one of the funniest reviews I've read in a while.  and respect for seeing it through where lesser men would have ran for the hills.

Ever thought of a career in Gigolo work?




(Apologies..I've got a day off work and bored).

[Tinytim]

Thanks guys, I need a special punt to get rid of the memory flashbacks,!! I was looking for a mmf as an experience at some stage, so really went the whole hog (literally lol) 2 of them!!
Now I have to buy some new jeans !!

 

[ShadowProclamation]

Well, I'm not laughing about your experience. I assume you never researched them on here first and followed up on their other aliases on AdultWork? I gave them a neutral, because I wrote it too soon after such a conflicting experience, but now I would give them a negative too. I was taken in by their seductive photoset and thought that mature ladies would work better for a first time FFM. However, they were a bit too mature, even for me. The communications were bad. They asked lots of personal questions during the meeting. Phones constantly kept ringing. They touted for business after the meeting. I reckon the man is the husband of the red head, as someone on here said they had an MF profile. Both seem to have multiple accounts on the go. It is only thanks to viagra that I managed to achieve wood. If they had sprung a foursome suprise on me, I would have legged it. Never mind the 200 notes. After some wonderful experiences, sometimes you are reminded how bad punting can be. I just laugh about it now.

[LittleJohn71]

Hot list edited, thanks for saving me 200 notes 

[Tinytim]

Hot list edited, thanks for saving me 200 notes 

I agree its a husband, and no, i failed to do any real research, i'm fairly new, and still working out searches etc.

I believe     westyorkscpl & petitemature are some they use?

But in a way i am actually proud of myself 

[ShadowProclamation]

You just look at their photos and have all kinds of FFM fantasies, until you see their faces!  I wonder why they didn't show them?  Judging by their last review on AdultWork - "Top Banana - Book - Go - Enjoy - Smile 4 Days xxx" you maybe think, I'll have a bit of that. The only feedback on AdultWork which suggests dissatisfaction is "Not my thing - sorry!" (neutral rating). Shows why UKP is needed. Even then, I was trying to be kind, giving them a neutral. Once you have another positive booking, it will remind you why you pursue punting.

[Tinytim]

You just look at their photos and have all kinds of FFM fantasies, until you see their faces!  I wonder why they didn't show them?  Judging by their last review on AdultWork - "Top Banana - Book - Go - Enjoy - Smile 4 Days xxx" you maybe think, I'll have a bit of that. The only feedback on AdultWork which suggests dissatisfaction is "Not my thing - sorry!" (neutral rating). Shows why UKP is needed. Even then, I was trying to be kind, giving them a neutral. Once you have another positive booking, it will remind you why you pursue punting.

Yeah, I see that, I'd rather leave nothing, but site like this is great for being honest, I know I'm quite picky normally, when I'm paying, I want VFM.. so all the positive feedback on AW made me go for it...
Hey ho, I've a review that's positive soon!!