Author Topic: carmenkissesx - Not what I expected - Birmingham  (Read 4238 times)


37 review(s) for carmenkissesx (32 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by alibirmingham]

Offline alibirmingham

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This punt was overdue as I initially wanted it to be my 100th Review hence why I was going above my usually spend cap of £70/£80 max for 30 mins. At £100 for 30 mins it is what I would say is over the top. I did initially plan on seeing her for an Hour at £150 which was more reasonable but time would not allow and as I finally got a reply I didn't want to lose the chance.

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Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £100

Services requested and delivered : OWO, RO, 69, Fingers, Ball play,
Services declined or extra : Toys on her declined due to it being a 30 min booking

Comms:
So needless to say it wasn't easy. Been trying for months with various texts and never a reply. Finally turned to AW and sent a email which finally got a reply and started the process. All texts after that point and TBF responses were quick and efficient. On the day when I arrived there were phone calls to assist in finding the building etc.

Location:

Literally round the corner from ES. You could park in the same spot for both. Just on the out skirts of the city centre, well within the ULEZ zone. Parking a plenty with on street paid for spots. Flat is located down a passage and easy to get confused but Carmen did clear up any confusion easily.

Room:

So having read so many reviews of Carmen I can't remember reading any that said she doesn't have a bed?? Instead the deed is done on a sofa in the living room in front of the TV. It's a studio apartment with a kitchenette so living room, kitchen is one room with no divide and now also functions as the bedroom.  Well lit but as it was a corner sofa the join in the middle made some positions very uncomfortable.

Appearance:

No doubt what-so-ever she is the WG in the pics. Very slim, leggy, size 6. Nice c-cups which felt natural, Cute round bum,  sexy lingerie on when I got in, She has freckles as well. Not much I can add really that hasn't been covered.

The details:

Sadly this is where the reason for my negative comes in. So payment done and services agreed it was a slow start. Mutual fondling leading to me undressing her. Due to her nice long legs and cute bum I decided I would start with RO so asked her to turn around, bend over and spread her bum so I could access her pussy and start RO. Instantly it wasn't great. She had quite a bit of stubble around her anus which was very noticeable. Only did a few licks and switched to playing with her with my hands. I then sat down and allowed her to give me OWO and this was GREAT! She did it just the way I liked, Great depth, perfect amount of saliva, great mouth movements, and she wasn't shy on the balls either giving them great attention too. Only thing I would say is she could of used her hands more while sucking but that's just me being picky.

Next was a full RO session on her and started with fingering, Took it well and built up a half decent rhythm but when I went down to taste her it wasn't great. It was a tangy after taste of previous punter. I could tell she had washed a bit as there was no initial odour from when I first went down on her at the start but don't think any product was used when she washed. I don't know for sure and that's just an assumption but just didn't smell or taste like I would of expected ESPECAILLY at this price point and her being in the higher tier of WG's. After this just went for 69 so I could at least admire the pussy which did look good.

Moved onto sex and CG, Mish, and standing up doggy (as sofa impeded the kneeling doggy) all delivered well, I went at my pace, my rhythm, no rushing, seemed like she was enjoying (most likely an act but done convincingly without being over the top). Lost wood nearing the end due to performance anxiety but Carmen did great and helped get him back up to full mast to complete the task at hand.  Had to change the condom as it was coming loose after I went soft. She took the old one off and I was expecting a bit of a handy to get it up but she went back to OWO so credit to her on that one. On with the new condom and tried prone bone but the angles on the sofa weren't working so ended up in Mish for the finish.

She helped on clean up and I got dressed, she stayed naked so assume she was going to wash before the next punt.  There was a bit of awkwardness as well in the convo as we didn't really click in that sense so punt wasn't as naturally flowing as others I've had. Can't blame her for that though as that's just personality.

Summary:

Great looking girl who delivered a good service, BUT for me and my experience it didn't quite leave my glowing with pleasure. Left thinking could of been better. I put this down to a number of reasons. Firstly No bed so off to a bad start, Sofa made things awkward and difficult at times. Then the less than perfect hygiene (stubble on bum and light odour from front).

Struggled to decide between a neutral and negative but came down to price point in the end. At £100 H/H you have to expect a higher level which includes environment as well as everything else. Don't fell I got that on this occasion hence why a Negative. If she had been say £70 H/H then I would of said Neutral at best.

This may indeed be the first Negative for her on here but I have to rate based on my experience, not others.

Would I Visit again??

This was a one off treat for me so even if it was a positive I would of been doubtful of return visit, but the Negative just re-enforces that as a solid no on a return.



Offline Joball87

I think she might be slightly eratic and also can run a conveyor belt. When i was there she was ruluctant for me to use (very pristine and filed) fingers saying she needs to remove from likes. I "found"  a small wad of paper during RO, thought little of it but your review has made me think about her inter-punt-prep. The sofa thing also a pain - thank fck you didnt have to experience the "shower" facility

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I think she might be slightly eratic and also can run a conveyor belt. When i was there she was ruluctant for me to use (very pristine and filed) fingers saying she needs to remove from likes. I "found"  a small wad of paper during RO, thought little of it but your review has made me think about her inter-punt-prep. The sofa thing also a pain - thank fck you didnt have to experience the "shower" facility

Shower was offered but declined as I had prepped before hand. The paper up coochi however is worrying as this can either be poor hygiene or worse working while on her period and stuffing herself up.

Read that when a wg/porn star is on their period it’s common practice to use make up sponges up there to act as a stop.

Offline Joball87

Good spot, no pun intended - think they even can buy them for the purpose - beppi sponge or something. Would also explain the finger avoidance and less than deep penetration too.

Offline Cal55

Thanks for another good review OP. Been 50/50 with this one for the HL although, after reading this it doesn’t instil the best of confidence. Makes a man apprehensive paying those rates.
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Offline Wood2017

And just like that Carmen Kisses is now off my hotlist!!

I’d hit a brick wall the couple of times I’d tried to arrange something with her anyway but sounds like a bullet dodged.

Thanks for sharing OP  :thumbsup:

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She’s had rave reviews but for me it didn’t work out. My advice if your 50/50 is book as early as poss to avoid getting the tail end of sloppy seconds, and with an open mind and don’t set your hopes high. She’s got a good rep so don’t know if I caught her on a bad day but my feeling was at those rates there shouldn’t be any bad days.

But no excuse for no bed. Maybe she needs to be sent the ikea link lol.

But just to clarify she did have a bed hidden in what seemed like a crevice and had stuff thrown all over it. Her excuse was creeky bed but the rates being charged a new bed is literally the price of a one hour punt. That’s 60 mins of work to replace a bed or two hours and you get a new mattress as well

Offline Cal55

I think I’ll pass bud and take her off my HL.

I just hope she gets a new bed. Good thing with IKEA is… they do sofa-beds too. But, if she chooses IKEA: let’s hope she has no issues assembling it.

Damn flat-pack furniture! :D
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Offline Dock

Thanks for the review.

She’s still someone I would want to see if I’m honest, she’s generally got and had really good reviews and looks absolutely fire.

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Thanks for the review.

She’s still someone I would want to see if I’m honest, she’s generally got and had really good reviews and looks absolutely fire.

Don’t blame you if that’s someone you really want to see. I can understand the lure towards someone you really like the look off and it may work out for you especially if you connect with her. I didn’t and that contributed towards my neg although not really her fault.

I always say my experience is mine and other may have a different one. She can’t be all that bad based on her review streak.

Offline Joball87

Its usually personal thing but whilst visually she is great, a good kisser, pleasant to chat to i feel she holds back a bit and sometimes the comms are erratic. A lot worse and some better in brum at the moment imo for this sort of pricepoint.

Offline Dock

Every experience is different for each person; like you said maybe it was just a bad day

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Thanks for the review Ali  :hi:

I think I'd still be interested in seeing her at some point despite the negative aspects you've pointed out.

Offline aanimator

Based on your review she sounds good to me, hot ebony girl, young, that gives a good blowjob at a good price. Although understand why you didn't have a good time.

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I would never discourage anyone to visit a wg unless there was a real reason to like safety concerns or scammers/b&s etc.

Anyone who chooses to see her and I’m sure there are plenty I wish you all well and sincerely hope you have a better time then I did.

Onward and upward for me as I’ve already set my eye on meena next lol and from what I hear I can’t go wrong

Offline pbrown355

Good review ali. Despite all your points I haven't had sex on a sofa for some time. The only reason I've not been back yet is the difficulty getting hold of her.
You'll enjoy Meena.

Offline Bronson

Have had her on my HL for a while. Worst thing when a girl looks great for the part but everything else is a letdown