Abysmal. Don't be an idiot and ignore all the warnings like I did. I let dick win in the battle over brain and paid the price.
External Link/Members OnlyCOMMSGood. Prompt and friendly enough, actually more friendly than most WGs. But I'll let this be a lesson that chatty/nice comms mean fuck all.
LOCATIONA high-rise apartment block in the centre of Wakefield. Easy to find, they are of a good standard, clean and easy to get inside etc.
THE MEET, FIRST BITLet her know I'm outside, she promptly gives me instructions and let's me up. Up in the lift I go. The door begins to open as I get down the corridor and she fully hides behind it, fair enough, but to the point where you can see fuck all until you're fully in the apartment. I know why.
THE GIRLShe isn't the worst I've seen but to be honest, she is chavvy. Not the lovely busty MILF I was hoping to see. Quite skinny as well, I prefer a bit curve.
THE MEET, SECOND BITShe guides me into the room, quite assertively actually. Then asks me what I want, even though I'd told her 30 minutes ago. Pay £60 for 15 mins (a terrible decision). She then tells me to get my kit off and reveals her tits. They're decent, her best asset no doubt. But I have seen and sucked better. At this point she gives me a compliment and then I go to suck her tits... I'm thinking that maybe she's going to have a good day and I've dropped on. Nope.
"Don't suck hard they're sensitive"... just as I go to suck them. To be fair, she allows me to suck on her tits just as I like and doesn't complain. But that should always be a red flag that you're dealing with what is frankly a con artist.
I then get instructed to lay on the bed and we go for 69, her pussy is OK. I lap away at her as she sucks by cock, covered. By the way, the way she puts the condom on is shite. She opens it up and stretches it around instead of rolling it down. I think she knows what she's doing... this means the introduction to the condom isn't pleasant and then makes any sort of erection difficult.
Anyway as I'm licking her pussy as she lays on top of me, she sucks and wanks my cock, blabbering on "massive cock" "let me see that spunk". FFS we've only just started 69, chill out. She's clearly trying to make me cum and almost did, so I held it back.
She then says "your turn" and jumps off, then says something like "it's not hard enough we need to get some oil on it", it wasn't soft. Anyway she takes the condom off and covers it completely in oil and then proceeds with a terrible handjob which is almost painful, I put my hand in a position to make the HJ bearable and she starts complaining. Fuck me it was shit.
At this point I want to fuck her and get out, so I suggest it. She clearly would rather just wank you off (badly). She applies the condom in a ridiculous way again and then asks how I want her. Doggy. She bends over in a position knowing that it's difficult to penetrate and immediately begins hurrying me to get it in. Nothing happens.
Fuck this, I cum on her tits as she bangs on "get that spunk on my fucking tits". No class at all. As I'm cumming she looks over at the table with the wet wipes
you've got to laugh.
She tries to make small talk and I humour it a little bit and can't wait to get out. I've never left a punt angry before but she's a con artist - wants you in and out as quick as possible, wouldn't know an honest day's work if it smacked her in the tits.
AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
