Yesterday at work I was asked to finish early due to having system issues and as my train stops at Smethwick Rolfe Street train station on the way back home I though to myself why not pop down G5 and pay Deepika a visit then I rang G5 to book a slot and I spoke to an Indian lady (who turned out to be Deepika) and the only next available slot available was 4:45pm which was perfect as I finish work at 4pm so then I said ok I will take it and made my way to Birmingham New Street to catch my train.
At arriving at the destination I was hoping nobody will be there as I have heard from previous reviews that there is no ambiance at the place as there are so many men laughing and chatting there and as I got to the place I tried to open the door but it was locked then somebody came and unlocked the door and as the door opened I saw a slim Indian lady wearing a black long sleeved t shirt like top with black joggers with a blue face mask and I told her that I am here for my 4:45 appointment and then she let me in. After coming in she locked the door and then she marked my mobile number down on the appointment book and then I gave her £40 for the hour and then she asked me to sit down while she prepares the room. She then goes in and starts to do her stuff and while I was sitting there I couldn't help but notice the smell of incense sticks that kind of gave the place like some temple like vibe plus I can here a faint sound of some bloke grunting but whatever was going on with that fella....I hope I can have some of that
Anyways after spraying down the room with febreze she lets me in the room and allowed me to get change. After stripping off I laid face down on the massage table. After laying down on the table I had to turn my face to one side as there was no hole for me to breathe through and I couldn't make a hole due to the massage table being covered by a blanket and a tissue role which odd as I have never came across a massage table with a blanket on it.
After a few minutes Deepika comes inside and starts to get to work. First she applies mustard oil which Indian people traditionally use for massages then she starts on my shoulders and then she proceeds down my back then down my legs and bum....During the massage Deepika remains quiet and doesn't hardly speaks then I asked her have you been busy and she says no then all of a sudden the doorbell goes off but Deepika carry's on massaging me then the doorbell goes off again then Deepika goes to answer it. Then I can hear Deepika and some bloke chatting from a distance and then about two minutes later the bloke leaves then Deepika comes back in. I asked Deepika did he have an appointment and she replied no he just wanted to come in for a massage without booking but some people dont understand that you have to book and you cant walk in just like that. During the massage I asked her do you work alone or do you have another girl working with you and she said there will be a British girl working here on Friday.
After massaging my feet she then asks me to turnover then she massages my feet again then my shins, then the thighs then shoulders and chest...I felt like asking her for HR but I felt nervous because she sounded quite cold and reserved but I thought then though fuck it.... Ill ask and if she says no then so be it.. So while she massaging my stomach I asked her if you can massage me here and I then pointed towards my crown jewels then firmly she said NO!!! then I said are you sure...I can pay you £20 extra for this then firmly she said what did you say then I said I can pay you extra £20 and she said no before that then I said if you can massage me here and pointed towards my crown jewels then she said ok because during the massage you have been decent towards for me so ok I will offer it to you.
She then gets a blue paper towel and starts to wipe down my dick then she starts to rub my dick from the left side from with bottom to the top then rubs the other side the same way then starts to rub my bollocks then she starts to rub my cock from the bottom to the top.... I was thinking what an earth is this woman doing because thats not how you do HR then she gets some oil and starts to wank it. I can say her wanking skills are unique because normally when the Chinese women do it they grab hold of it firmly but Deepika was using her fingers but boy her technique was far more better. During the HR process I started to get more aroused and felt like touching and caressing her body and as I put my hand on her hip she firmly said DONT TOUCH ME! then I quickly moved my hand away from her. During 5 minutes of the wanking I quickly came and I was shooting out blobs of my baby gravy I was groaning as I was getting an orgasm then Deepika asked me are you ok and I then politely said yes I am fine thank you and I said thank for that then after that she cleaned the spunk off my dick and groin area and I wiped my spunk off her hands to show her courtesy for offering me HR.
Before I got dressed I tried to wipe off the oil off my body but the oil wouldn't come off so Deepika said I can get some hot towels for you and I said ok then when she came back with some small flannels and before I wiped myself I laughed and said to Deepika mind you with this much oil I look like a wrestler dont I then she laughed and when I picked up the small wet flannel they were ice cold and Deepika said I am sorry I forgot to press the button on the machine to heat them up and she picked up one of the flannels and wiped down my back and as I was wiping down my chest I smelt the flannel and it smelt like a damp dish cloth and I was like ughh fuck that then I got my clothes on gave her the £20 for the HR and said my farewells to Deepika and left.
To sum it up guys it wasn't a really bad punt. The only negatives was my neck was hurting like hell because I had to lie there on my stomach with my head turned to one side and I already have neck problems, if Deepika was a bit chatty, the cold smelly flannels and if she had a pillow for my head or would have lifted the top part of the massage table then it would've minimised the pain in my neck and would've allowed me a proper view of my dick as she was wanking it.
Also this isn't my first time at this place. My first booking was with Neha last year in January and she was way more better than Deepika. I really wished she was still there
Would I be returning? Well probably not to Deepika but I would like to give that new British girl a try...Lets just hope its not one the former girls from the Tanning Rooms
Unless if its Jo then I will definitely be there quicker then Speedy Gonzales
Also thank you very much for taking the time to read my review
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