So, a week later I’m left with an itch that I really wanted to scratch. I really do understand why people get into this – the curiosity and the enjoyment makes a very addictive cocktail.
Log onto AW and a profile catches my eye straight away – Paraguayan, very much my type and written in the exact same format as my previous punt with wild rose. Think to myself – I’m onto another winner.
External Link/Members OnlyMeet happened early/mid September.
Price£70 30 mins
CommsVery straightforward again – clearly the same person handling the comms (see previous review).
LocationAs stated before, nearby a well-known department store with convenient paid parking Leeds city centre. Busy enough area to keep the entrance discrete.
The girlGet to the door and it’s the usual hiding behind door trick, pop in and door closes to a very pretty girl – nice face lovely smile. Slightly shorter than I was expecting and a bit bigger than the pictures suggested but a nice body too – big fake tits (could have passed for real were it not for the scars) and a nice big ass set on some thick thighs. Was wearing red sexy lace lingerie and I think to myself. English not too bad either, few words missing here and there but we understood eachother easily.
8/10 looks - I think to myself - I am about to have another incredible time.
Services offered: Light kissing, RO, OWO
The action
Paperwork exchanged and she pops out of the room and says, ill be one minute. Sit on the edge of the bed in anticipation. What feels like eternity passes before she pops back in – think to myself shes probably had a quick shower. Bit of chit chat then offers me a shower – I decline and explain that I already had before I left and don’t live far away. She says no problem – and says she’s going to have a shower. I look on in confusion. She pops out for another few minutes. Just before she walks back in I check my watch – 10 minutes gone and im still sat their fully clothed.
Comes back from her shower we both undress – bit of light kissing – went in for some tongues but was told ‘no French kiss’. Fine I say (but do recall seeing it listed on her likes). Kiss my way down to her tits before she says ‘too sensitive no’. Work my way further down for some RO – nice clean and fresh pussy. Lots of fake noises as she literally stared me right in the eyes with a completely dead pan look. Potentially the most bizarre sexual experience of my life at that moment.
After about 30 seconds she says ok that’s good and lays me down for a blowjob. Starts going at with a lot of hand action and barely mouth/tongue action. After what feels like a very short time she says - no cum? Long time now. At this point I’m literally laughing to myself wondering how on earth I even still have an erection. She keeps cracking on and I start playing with her tits (she’s sort of to the side of me) whilst I try my hardest to imagine im somewhere else and I eventually (and miraculously) come. Clean up, clothes back on and out – laughing as i'm leaving as that seemed the only fitting response to the truly awful experience.
Back into my car, check my watch and its 22 minutes since I arrived at the door. All in all the action itself didn’t even make it to 10 minutes.
I drive home feeling like the world’s biggest twat. A truly fucking terrible experience that I wouldn’t wish on anybody.
I get home and think – there is absolutely no way I’m even entertaining the idea of punting again – complete waste of time and money - god awful.
I lasted 4 weeks before the itch came back…
Topic: Sweet.Valentina. - Absolutely dreadful - Leeds (Read 1279 times)