External Link/Members Only Comms: I wanted to see Erika from this ad (
External Link/Members Only) - specifically told the girl on the phone twice that I wanted to see Erika, she confirmed "Yes baby no problem" so made my way over to the place. £60 for half an hour.
Location: Brothel in Edgware road. Instead of just buzzing me in one of the girls came up wearing a small black negligee with her tits hanging out - literally the opposite of discreet and there was a delivery guy in the hallway who clearly knew what was going on when we walked past.
Girl: So out walks some woman who clearly isn't Erika, surprise surprise. I try to ask "Donde esta Erika?" but couldn't understand what the girl who let me in was saying, it seemed like it was either this random woman or walk. Should have just walked but after travelling for close to an hour and being horny I ended up staying, huge mistake. The girl they fobbed me off with is Alexandra from the link above. Her face is very butters, she looks in her 40s and bordering towards GILF status. On the plus side she does have a huge bum like the pics show so I was determined to make the most of it.
Action: No build up, just pulls my boxers down and starts wiping me down - I don't see what the point of that was since she was doing OW anyway. OW was somewhat ok, nothing special. Started fucking her in missionary and her pussy is completely loose, like I can barely feel anything at all down there. In the middle of fucking some girl opens the door and almost walks in - not sure what that was about but killed the mood even more. Started losing wood, had to pull out and reset. She made 0 effort to keep me hard at all - while I'm trying to get hard again she grabs her phone (with a picture of her pimp/boyfriend as the background just to kill the mood even more) and translates from Spanish to tell me if I get soft again she isn't going to use a third condom - charming.
Anyway I somehow manage to get hard again, second condom on and she gets on top. I'm pounding away trying to cum but there's just no feeling down there so it's not gonna happen. Time runs out without even busting a nut, total waste of time.
I was still horny as fuck so stupidly decided to try again to get Erika like I wanted to initially. Tried talking to the girl who let me in but she spoke 0 English - I tried to translate "Where is the maid?" to Spanish and she got very offended for some reason, I guess it got lost in translation. Anyway with my limited Spanish and their complete lack of English it was impossible to communicate so I left that shithole and headed home unsatisfied.
If anyone else has had a positive experience at this place I'd like to hear it - maybe it's just Alexandra who is totally shit but if all the girls give that level of service I wouldn't even pay £10 for it.
