Alice Massage Edinburgh

[whistle]

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Recently paid a visit to Alice, who I presume is the replacement for Emma.

Comms were good and easy and the booking was made quickly at a flat not too far away from Ocean Terminal.

Was a bit awkward getting in to the building as there were quite a few workmen going in and out just as I was trying to buzz the flat but got in ok.

Met behind the door by Alice and guided in to the room where I gave her the money(£85 for one hour) and she signalled that I should get undressed. I tried to make some light conversation but it soon became apparent that she didn’t really understand what I was saying but also seemed just a bit formal and serious.

Got on to the table and the massage began. To be honest for the first half hour I was bored. She seemed to have some kind of structure to her massage but it was just too light. Not light enough to be sensual and not firm enough to be therapeutic. Then, all of a sudden she reaches down and grabs my cock. No warm up or subtle transition just a grab. Not exactly what I was expecting but her touch did the trick and got me hard. A bit of play face down then turnover where I was pleased to see that she was naked and looked pretty good with nice boobs and a bit of a hairy pussy. She stood far enough away that any touching was effectively discouraged and just got a stroke of her bum as I came.

Bit of a wash down with a wet cloth, got dressed and left. From arriving to leaving it was just under 50 minutes.

It would have been so much better if she could have done a bit of teasing during the first part or at least in the lead up to ‘the grab’! And again on turn over maybe not just go for the finish.

Really torn between a negative and a neutral but I suspect she might be new to this and could be finding her feet as she goes along. She did seem to be a bit warmer and friendlier at the end (maybe because I was leaving!!) and despite the lack of communication I did get the impression that she’s a nice person. So I’ll go for a neutral. Having said that I don’t think I’ll return.

[Jock D]

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[whistle]

Despite saying I wouldn’t return, I did recently; I shouldn’t have bothered. It was even worse than my first visit.

Most of the time was taken up with her, neither sensual nor therapeutic, legit massage and then without any warm up or warning she just grabs the cock and starts jabbing at my bum with her finger. I think I was kind of hoping that maybe she’d had some feedback about her technique but that obviously hasn’t happened. Turn over was straight on to hr where she does have some nice moves but the lack of any real build up just made it feel a bit hollow.

Again, tried to make some conversation but the  most I got was a nod of her head. Even with a language barrier you usually manage to get at least a smile in return. Or if a mask is being worn you can see the smile in their eyes. The lack of warmth just completes the picture.

So definitely no return this time!

[Uncle Buck]

Despite saying I wouldn’t return, I did recently; I shouldn’t have bothered. It was even worse than my first visit.

Most of the time was taken up with her, neither sensual nor therapeutic, legit massage and then without any warm up or warning she just grabs the cock and starts jabbing at my bum with her finger. I think I was kind of hoping that maybe she’d had some feedback about her technique but that obviously hasn’t happened. Turn over was straight on to hr where she does have some nice moves but the lack of any real build up just made it feel a bit hollow.

Again, tried to make some conversation but the  most I got was a nod of her head. Even with a language barrier you usually manage to get at least a smile in return. Or if a mask is being worn you can see the smile in their eyes. The lack of warmth just completes the picture.

So definitely no return this time!

If only you had known what to expect eh?

[whistle]

Edinburgh is rubbish and I had optimistically hoped that she might have improved. But, aye.

[Massagetugga]

If only you had known what to expect eh?

I did have a better time on the second visit. Was it one hour Whistle?
She seemed in quite a good mood on arrival and was (even with mask) appearing smiley. I felt the massage was actually ok and she seemed to understand firm/hard. The b2b seemed to last a while and was also quite good. My visit was hour/£85.

I also didn’t think I’d return, but did.

[whistle]

Yeah, it was an hour at £85. Last time I thought she might just be shy or inexperienced but there was a bit of warmth. This time she seemed disinterested from the very start and to be honest, rather than it being the language barrier that hindered communication it just seemed like she was ignoring or blanking me.  It’s a real shame because at the end she did show a degree of skill and imagination when giving the hr.

With the slim pickings in Edinburgh just now she was the plan C in the hope of improvement, but I came away feeling pretty crap so I don’t think I’ll go any further than plan B in the future!

[Massagetugga]

Yeah, it was an hour at £85. Last time I thought she might just be shy or inexperienced but there was a bit of warmth. This time she seemed disinterested from the very start and to be honest, rather than it being the language barrier that hindered communication it just seemed like she was ignoring or blanking me.  It’s a real shame because at the end she did show a degree of skill and imagination when giving the hr.

With the slim pickings in Edinburgh just now she was the plan C in the hope of improvement, but I came away feeling pretty crap so I don’t think I’ll go any further than plan B in the future!

Nowt worse than coming away feeling crap (AND down 85 sheets). Know what you mean about not knowing if a bit shy/inexperienced or whether as sounds like the case she was maybe just fed up or having a bad day. Unlike a SP who’s fully independent it’s hard to know if likes of this girl might be a bit overworked and therefore be fed up with it at times.

[whistle]

The overworked aspect did cross my mind. Also wondered if perhaps she had planned to do some Christmas shopping that afternoon and I had spoiled her plans! No evidence to support that it was just a random thought I had at the time!

[Para124]

Had lost track of how I got her number so good to have the link. Shes the 4th or 5th iteration of this handlers service (dating back to Chesser st?) and by far the worst.

Met back in October and was a neutral and I switched to Linda.

Given the girls before Alice moved on after a couple of months i was surprised to find she was still there in December and went back for further disappointment. I agree its neutral edging on negative. She clearly isnt bothered, and the wet rag wash was very off putting.

[Scotty]

Sadly I have to agree, I have tried her twice in the hope that thing would improve. The second time was worse that the first. I have said here before Emma was consistant and pleasant if not a superstar, Alice is not worth the effort.

This set up needs some new staff and I keep checking for that, fingers crossed. If there is any change I will report it here ASAP.

[Massagetugga]

Sadly I have to agree, I have tried her twice in the hope that thing would improve. The second time was worse that the first. I have said here before Emma was consistant and pleasant if not a superstar, Alice is not worth the effort.

This set up needs some new staff and I keep checking for that, fingers crossed. If there is any change I will report it here ASAP.

Sounds like I must’ve hit it on the lucky side when the 2nd visit was slightly better than the first.
“Emma” coming back would certainly be good.