Orient_Tina - BasingstokeExternal Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyMeet dateEarly November 2021
Price£60 half an hour. I was there for about half an hour. OW. RO. CG. Missionary.
Venue/Room A flat on the fourth floor of a massive social housing block. No lift. Fucking annoying. I walk up. It is a studio flat with a weird sort of sliding door that separates the bedroom from the living area. The “bedroom” is small and cramped. The flat is messy and dirty. It is not disgusting but I don’t feel completely comfortable. Food, pills and cigarettes are left out. The bathroom feels grubby. The loo is unflushed. All in all, it is a bit crap.
ContextA winning streak can become a burden.
You become like this Government. You can say and do anything you like, however sketchy, and it works out OK. But sooner or later the shit will hit the fan. And today was that day. It is almost a relief. Normal service is resumed. The reminder I needed that so many punts are meh. And the occasional one is terrible. Today I walked away with that feeling that it had been a crashing waste of time and money. And I felt worse than when I went in. And this is only a neutral.
So I was taking a trip down to the West Country, I plan a little stop on the way down. I’d seen a positive review for Tina on here. It did have many warnings and caveats. I ignored them. I was on a winning streak. Nothing can wrong. Right? Shit profile. No feedback. No problem. Do more research on UKP? No need. And you know what, I don’t really go for those little Chinese women either. I prefer Latinas. But hey, I’ll just ignored that crucial point too.
This was doomed from the start.
CommsGood. I call. She answers straight away. The person on the end of the phone speaks good English with a Chinese accent. She is clear and helpful. We arrange a time. She says that she will send the address and to call when I get there. When I arrive, I call. She gives me flat number and I go straight up.
TinaAt the time, I have no idea if it is the girl in the profile but when I go back and look, it is probably not her. So the Tina I see is very petite. Very slim. Maybe 5’2”. Not a great beauty. Mid length black hair. No tattoos. Fake tits but well done. Nice pussy.
She speaks reasonable English. She is willing. Polite. She is not offensive. But I’d didn’t connect.
The meet I knock. I wait. The door slowly opens. There is no one there. I walk in. And then she appears from begin the door. I look at her. I am disappointed. She is not the great beauty I hoped for. She is wearing a lacy black dress. No shoes. I consider walking but I am in need. And, hey, some of the best punts I ever had started in a very unpromising way. She leans up and kisses me on the lips. I feel more generous towards her. She asked me if I am working later. Why do SPs ask that? Anyway, I pay her. And she ushers me to the room. I ask for a shower. She seems surprised. She looks for a towel. At last, she finds one, I am not sure how clean it is. I shower in a pretty grim bathroom. I am feeling quite negative about this.
When I come out. She offers me a massage. I accept. She takes off her dress. She looks ok. Good even. I warm to her. I regret the massage. It is awful. That light fingertip massage that makes me feel a bit sick. I stop it. She moves up to me. Some LFK. It is OK. She stops and moves down to lick and suck my nipples. I am a bit meh about this. But I go with it. Her hair is down. I am running my hands through it. It is that amazing fine hair that Chinese women have. She is stroking my cock. I relax. This feels OK. She comes up and kisses me.
I want to taste her. Her pussy is neat and tidy. The room is so small it is difficult to get comfortable. Anyway, her pussy tastes of wipes but I stick with it. It is ok. She makes the right noises and then she fakes an orgasm. I am not unhappy. And nor is she. She wants a £30 tip for OWO. I decline. But this is the best bit of the punt. She is good. Taking all my cock. Deep. She spends time on my balls. Licking me up and down. She is enthusiastic and engaged. Looking at me. Responding to encouragement. My hands are in her hair. It is very good. I am getting into this now, enjoying it.
She wants to fuck. And so do I. We start with CG. It is not very successful. She is not happy. She wants to change positions. OK. We go to missionary. It is not really working. I go slow. I do fast. I go deep. I go shallow. She is making the right sounds. I am going through the motions. I start thinking about what I am going to do tonight. She is encouraging me to get on with it. I focus more. “Cum baby cum” she pleads. I think about Penelope Cruz. “Cum baby”. Penelope does her job. I get over the line. Everyone is relieved.
I feel low. I want to get out. She is polite and kind. I smile. But that wasn’t worth it. I didn’t enjoy it.
Would I see her again? No. It is a neutral. She did everything I paid for. But it left me cold. Maybe it would work for someone else.
