Cuddle buddy / dry humping

[I_LIKE_PUNTING]

Has anyone tried this with as escort? I use to have an asexual friend who just liked simple affection like kissing, cuddling and the occasion dry hump. Truth is i really miss this but it seems weird to ask for it right?

[Quatro]

Certainly seems a bit weird to pay for it, but, each to their own.

[CoolTiger]

Perhaps I've now been on UKP far too long....

your very first post, you enquired about x3 BB'ing escorts, including chelsealeigh....... now a full turn around and dry humping??

[SirFrank]

What the fuck? If you want to pay a bird to spoon or dry hump, knock yourself out kid. I'm sure for £150 an hour you could even get outside top. Seriously though, just when you think you've seen it all you quickly realise you haven't. I'm off up the sleepy hill to Bedfordshire before my ulcer bursts

[Edinburgh punter]

You could spoon and dry hump a pillow for fuck all

[hendrix]

I'm happy to cuddle after I've pissed in her arse.

[helmsdale]

Has anyone tried this with as escort? I use to have an asexual friend who just liked simple affection like kissing, cuddling and the occasion dry hump. Truth is i really miss this but it seems weird to ask for it right?

Few prossies are good at kissing and cuddling but if you find one pay for sex but just kiss and cuddle and if they suggest sex just say you want to keep on kissing and cuddling until your time is up.

[pleasure]

your very first post, you enquired about x3 BB'ing escorts, including chelsealeigh....... now a full turn around and dry humping??

Hardly a turnaround - if he's only planning on going as far as cuddling the girl, it hardly matters whether she's a barebacker or not, right?   

[Ali Katt]

I've done dry humping and fucked through loose clothing when I was younger. When you cum it's actually a bit embarrassing because you literally cum in your pants. I can't say it's anything special or worth seeking out.

[Toby]

Has anyone tried this with as escort? I use to have an asexual friend who just liked simple affection like kissing, cuddling and the occasion dry hump. Truth is i really miss this but it seems weird to ask for it right?

Couldn't you just phone your friend up and see if he wants to come round?

[sharpshoes78]

Each to there own you money = your time
Just do what you want

[Miss Summers x]

I actually have a few clients that come to see me and yes we have sex but I can tell that there more into receiving affection than sex.

I love it! laying cuddled up and just chatting away, sometimes its not just sex that men dont get at home, but affection too. men need cuddles as well x

[I_LIKE_PUNTING]

I'm actually more of a voyeur and usually film the girls i get with, either on their own or with other people. As for my first post, that girl has like 5 other profiles and it was annoying me.

[Daffodil]

Sounds pretty pathetic to me, but each to his own and all that shit.

I'm sure the prossie will love "earning" £150 per hour from you 

[CBPaul]

I'm actually more of a voyeur and usually film the girls i get with, either on their own or with other people. As for my first post, that girl has like 5 other profiles and it was annoying me.

Sounding a bit creepy to me now.

Either pay a prossie for sex or investigate the nearest sex shop for their range of sex dolls. You'll get unlimited dry humps until 'she' bursts for less money and same level of affection as you'd get from a prossie.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I actually have a few clients that come to see me and yes we have sex but I can tell that there more into receiving affection than sex.

I love it! laying cuddled up and just chatting away, sometimes its not just sex that men dont get at home, but affection too. men need cuddles as well x

+1
both and

[Roland D Hay]

men need cuddles as well x

Yes but given the choice I'd much rather go balls deep.   

[Ali Katt]

Yes but given the choice I'd much rather go balls deep.   

+1 Paying for a cuddle is a total waste of time and money. Next people will tell me some "punters" pay to listen a prossie talk bullshit for an hour with no sex. There ain't 'alf some sad wankers.

[Toby]

Balls deep in Cuddles?
External Link/Members Only

[Roland D Hay]

Balls deep in Cuddles?
External Link/Members Only

Or perhaps  Hidden Image/Members Only

[Toby]

I tried to think of a "spanking your monkey" joke to go with that, but it just isn't coming.

[Horizontal pleasures]

+1 Paying for a cuddle is a total waste of time and money. Next people will tell me some "punters" pay to listen a prossie talk bullshit for an hour with no sex. There ain't 'alf some sad wankers.

it takes one to know one

be tolerant of other gents' desires please.

[Ali Katt]

it takes one to know one

be tolerant of other gents' desires please.

I know people like different things. And my post was purposefully absurd, but paying £100 an hour just to cuddle or to talk does seem like a waste a money and given how difficult it can be to organise a punt - a waste of time, often more than just an hour, if you include travel, the phone calls and getting ready.

I have met some amazing prossies that I would happily talk to for hours off the meter, as I would do with nice, civvy woman, but most prossies are about as interesting as counting pigeon shit on park benches. And that might sound rude, but from my experiences it's true. I think rather than paying to talk to a prossie, they should see a relationship counsellor or save their money and join match.com.

[jcdmj12]

Why not go to one of these?

External Link/Members Only

I don't think they'd be too keen on the dry humping though.

[Daffodil]

I love it! laying cuddled up and just chatting away, sometimes its not just sex that men dont get at home, but affection too. men need cuddles as well x

Of course you do   

It's the easiest money you could 'earn'.

[GeeWiz]

In an hour punt I go for two rounds and sometimes a post coital cwtch, so see both points of view.  Last punt had a girl half my age kind of stroking my chest while I recovered.  Totally unexpected but much appreciated.

[I_LIKE_PUNTING]

Why not go to one of these?

External Link/Members Only

I don't think they'd be too keen on the dry humping though.

I'm so going to sign up for that!

[Horizontal pleasures]

I'm so going to sign up for that!

aha, off to USA
cheerio

[dave123]

try External Link/Members Only  I don't think its any stranger than alot of things wgs offer and its safe. might get blue balls though.

[SaneOnes]

That's a lot to pay for long distance blue balls. Unless of course he sorts himself out mid-air before and after.

[Rochdull lad]

Balls deep in Cuddles?
External Link/Members Only

What a weird Tariff she's got: £140 for either an hour or 90 minutes; £160 for 2 hours.

Perhaps she encourages punters to cuddle and chat?

[SaneOnes]

Found this in her interview section.

"The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?

i dont no what atomy is sorry is it to do with spa"

My. Head. Hurts.

[SaneOnes]

And i need to find what Rdull Lad has in his profile pic asap

[JV547845]

On topic, I'm all for cuddles especially with a women who my cock is inside.

What a weird Tariff she's got: £140 for either an hour or 90 minutes; £160 for 2 hours.

Perhaps she encourages punters to cuddle and chat?

That profile's really suspicious.  Badly written, 3 years old and only rated 1?  I know she says there's no feedback because of privacy but £5 a minute and £5 for PG?  Tidy little earner there for the profile owner.

[El Jefe]

I booked a WG once for an hour and after I came she told me I could stay as long as I wanted for no extra, I ended up spending 3-4 hours with her,cuddling and kissing while my balls recharged - one of my better punts.