Went here a few weeks ago when I fancied getting wanked off in the cheap. I had read that Linda was the one to see but she wasn't there when I rang up. They said they had someone age 29 called Yo. Sounded like Yo anyway. Booked in for a set time.
I get there and there are two women. An Indian lass on the front desk and a fairly fit Chinese lady in the window aged about 40. Maybe mid 40s. Still fit mind and thought I wouldn't mind getting tugged off by her but I've got this other lass instead. I pay 25 quid for the half hour.
I go into the pitch black room with a solitary candle and they send in this old bird. She asks if I'm ok and I asked if she is giving me the massage and she says yes. I ask her age. She says 60. I said I'm sorry but they said it would be someone younger. And I felt a right cunt for saying it to the poor lady but it was either that or walk.
They sent in the lass from the window so I'm happy with that. She starts off and cracks my back which felt fucking ace I'll be honest but the rest of the massage was a bit rushed. She said she has someone else coming in soon so need to be quick. No swipes, and only 1 reach under. She asks if I want extras and I said he. She says £30. I've been fucked about here so I tell her £20 and she agrees but not getting naked. Tugs me off fairly well and I came all over. She comments how much there is and laughs and I had been saving it all week.
Left feeling a bit pissed off like I had wasted my time and money and I won't be going back.
The lady who I saw told me her name was Yo so they must have had a regular come in and tried to fob me off with granny.
