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Author Topic: Humourus / Funny / Sarcastic Q & A on Adultwork Profiles...  (Read 1558 times)

Offline CoolTiger

This one is an age discriminator.....

Q. DO YOU HAVE A AGE LIMIT    
A. YES..18 TO 100 xx

https://www.adultwork.com/1550682 or https://www.adultwork.com/X+RayRay+X


Some members may have to get a fake Pensioners' Bus Pass in order to see her  :D :D


4 review(s) found for X little cutie X linked to in above post (4 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. Can I negotiate a price?    
A. If you want to pay me more than my stated fee that is much appreciated!

Q. What don't you like?    
A. People ramming their tongues down my throat, unclean people and pushy people. Time wasters, text speak, people who say fuck, baby, babe, tits or anything like that. It's disrespectful and i deserve to be treated with respect. Or people who assume I'll see them just because they have the cash! I am not desperate for your money and i do reject many of the requests emailed to me.

https://www.adultwork.com/2461494 or https://www.adultwork.com/Phoebemidlands


18 review(s) found for EnglishPhoebe linked to in above post (16 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)


Offline akauya

Q. are you english?    
A. yes 100% born and bread xx

https://www.adultwork.com/2455229 or https://www.adultwork.com/stacey%5Fnew

 :lol:

Brilliant! The rest of her Q&As are funny too, although I don't think she meant to be funny.

Offline CoolTiger

Q. IS OWO ON OFFER TO EVERYONE    

A. I'M AFRAID IT NO LONGER IS. IF YOU CAN NOT PULL YOUR FORESKIN BACK FULLY OR THERE ARE ANY SIGNS OF REDNESS OR SMELL THEN OWO WILL NOT BE ON OFFER. YOUR COCK SHOULD SMELL OF SOAP ONLY

Doesn't say what type of soap  :D

https://www.adultwork.com/396281 or https://www.adultwork.com/Emma+Montague


1 review(s) found for EmmaMontague linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. DO I SEE EVERYONE?    

A. NOT REALLY, I WILL REFUSE BOOKING IF YOU START A CONVERSATION WITH:
"how much are you?
"I wanna fuck you"
"baby"
Do you takle up your..?

Or if I cant understand what you say


I've previously added her to the BB Thread.

https://www.adultwork.com/2013341 or https://www.adultwork.com/CHARLIE%5FBRAZIL

Offline CoolTiger

Q. WHAT AM I GOING TO BE WALKING INTO TO ??    

A. SOFT LIGHTING.. CANDLE'S BURNING & ME WAITING : )

I hope she doesn't mean it literally   :scare:

https://www.adultwork.com/956618 or https://www.adultwork.com/juicey%2Dlucy


14 review(s) found for juicey-lucy linked to in above post (11 positive, 3 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. Do you charge extra for any services?    
A. Writing that makes me feel like I am offering a broadband service. No, I only do what I enjoy (on my list) and all is included in the price stated.

Q. Do you take it up the bum ?    
A. Sorry, I'm saving that for my wedding night.

Q. What time are you open until ?    
A. I'm not a fish and chip shop my lovely. My availability is stated on the profile.

https://www.adultwork.com/2516441 or https://www.adultwork.com/%2DxHannahx%2D


31 review(s) found for -xHannahx-  linked to in above post (31 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. Can i ring you and wank over the phone?    
A. I'm sorry, no, i'm an escort not a phone sex worker and don't offer those services because i simply dont't feel comfy doing that x

https://www.adultwork.com/990873 or https://www.adultwork.com/sweet%2Dkatie


2 review(s) found for sweet-katie linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline CoolTiger

The following profile has x32 Q&A's, which I won't list, as far too long.

Has anyone come across another profile with more?

https://www.adultwork.com/941808 or https://www.adultwork.com/%7ESweetest%5CDesire%7E

Offline CoolTiger

Q. How many clients have you seen today before me?    
A. OK, this is a tricky one, mostly because I'm too honest for my own good. If you ask I'll tell you, if you think the answer might put you off or you're hoping for lies, then don't ask. Sorry!

Q. I'm a good looking guy, can you see me for cheaper?    
A. In a word, NO.
I wouldn't charge someone ugly, disfigured, disabled or in anyway disadvantaged more, so I'm not going to charge you less. This isn't about people's looks for me, would being attractive get you half price on a suit?? I think not. However, if you're someone who I get along with and have seen a number of times, then mabe I'll offer a discount, but even then, don't ask, it'll be at my discretion.

https://www.adultwork.com/1198689 or https://www.adultwork.com/elise%5Fadore


10 review(s) found for Elise_Adore linked to in above post (9 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. Can I negotiate your prices?    
A. Sure... As long you want to pay me more

https://www.adultwork.com/1531534 or https://www.adultwork.com/stoke%5Fpleasure



1 review(s) found for CristalCummings linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. How many times can I cum during a booking?    
A. I give in - how many times can you cum?! (The real answer is as many times as you wish/can manage in the time booked).

https://www.adultwork.com/499664 or https://www.adultwork.com/jojo%2Dkisses


Offline CoolTiger

Q. Do you have a preference?    
A. I prefer my clients to be Caucasian/white (ie. British, European, Middle eastern or central asian) and 30 years of age or over.

Can Middle eastern / Asians also be Caucasians??

https://www.adultwork.com/1087739 or https://www.adultwork.com/Glamorous+Gabi

Offline CoolTiger

Q. I'm young, Fit & Attractive - Can i get a discount?    
A. No! I'm also young, fit and attractive - How about a tip?

https://www.adultwork.com/2012933 or https://www.adultwork.com/Zara+Passion

Tony Montana

Interview question.

Q. What three words best describe your personality?
A. Stubborn.

Made me smile.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 12:33:18 AM by Tony Montana »

Offline CoolTiger

Interview question.

Q. What three words best describe your personality?
A. Stubborn.

Made me smile.

Link please.


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