External Link/Members OnlyI saw this lady about 2 weeks ago.
I thought i'd TOFTT and see how things turned out.
I think really it should be positive because she did nothing wrong i just didn't facy her at all and the VFM wasn't great. I'll let you make your own minds up.
THE COMMS
All via Text was very easy to arrange book she was booked up a week in advance.
THE VENUE
Her family home, nice clean and tidy, cleary lives with her husband and maybe some older kids by the amount of male white trainers on the shoe rack in the hall way.
It was in the maze of streets behind the Forum shopping Centre in Hykeham. Front room is being used as a massage room with a massage table in the centre.
THE LADY
No idea of her name! I didn't ask. This lady is big! she's probably size 24-26 one up from a BBW heading towards SSBBW. Now i'm not adverse to a BBW lady! I lost my virginity to one hundreds of years ago and i often return to a chubby chick to re-live my youth but she's a bit too big even for me. i would say probably aged around 50 yo. Not ugly but any means but not pretty either. She seemed nice personality wise quiet spoken but didn't talk much.
THE MASSAGE
So i'd text my requirements a 45 min naturist massage with HR happy ending. She gave me a price of 80 quid.
I arrived on time text to say i was here and got a quick reply with the house number.
Went in she was wearing a therapists outfit very professioal looking. I went through to the very dark front room told to undress and lay down on the massage table. She can back naked and then i realised just how big she was. Massive tits and a belly that hung over her fanny so could even tell if she shaved or not. But i thought i need to go through with it cos i need to try every thing once.
She gave me a very good relaxing massage very soft and i nearly feel asleep on the turn over she massaged my chest and legs but nothing that was particually sensual or erotic.
Got to the little fella and he took a bit of work to waje up but eventually stood to attention and she wanked me off with oilily hands nothing bad but nothing sexy like what i'm used to. Eventually shot the business and she cleaned me up and left the room for me to get dressed. I wasn't offered a shower. That was that!! I left!!
It wasn't bad but it wasn't great either?!
£80 for 45mins is too much.
I have an hour which is better value for money and it's a more erotic massage from a better looking, younger, smaller girl when i see Helena so will stick to my regular.
Would i return? No just cos it didn't do it for me.
Would i recommend? Yes if your looking for a regular straight soft relaxing massage. But not for an sensual experience.
