Author Topic: Erin - Portfolio escorts cardiff  (Read 3153 times)

Offline brianamorgan

Ive had some shit punts in my time doing this but never had such a dull and boaring experience with a sp who clearly has no intrest in providing a gd service.

So after a bit of back and fore with the agency (comms are not the best) a booking was made. Arrived at the destination to be let in by erin who barley managed to raise half a smile mutter the words "oright" before she scuttled away to the room leaving me standing in the hallway to close the door and follow on so not a great start.

Appearance
Erin is heavily tattoed which goes right the way up to the top of her neck. This is not displayed in her profile photos or even mentioned in her bio. She has a very hard/ manley look about her and not my cup of tea at all, i prefer the more feminine look. So severely disapointed and i believe this should be memention on her profile.

The action
I returned from the shower to find erin layed out on the bed and was met with "right where do u want me" so i thought id try and warm her up and inject some enthusiasm into her by going down on her. After 2-3 minutes of my best efforts she shot up and said oh shit ive forgot to get the money, bit of a passion killer but i thought ok fair enough so proceeded to pay her, i then tried to reposition myself to carry on with a bit  cunnilingus when she said "oh no you cant do that to me anymore im to sensitive". I mean im not that fucking good but anyway thought my ok well my  turn now and this is where it gets odd as im moving myself onto the bed she starts informing me she has not eaten all day and is going for food after the booking she then starts blowing me and every couple of seconds stops to mention a fast food place she is considering later so it was like 4 secs of oral and mcdonalds 4 secs of oral pizza hut and so on i was like wtf is going on, like i dont know if she was trying to be funny or what but it was fucking weired.. With all this excitment i inevitable lost my erection so she starts asking me do i always struggle to keep a erection and that im young to be suffering with erectile problems lol to which i had to tell her that this bizzar blow job routine of hers was doing nothing for me and could she suck my cock like a normal person. As soon as im hard again she is reaching for a condom. I now ask for her on top where she rides me for like 1 mim before telling me she is knackered (as she hasnt eaten all day) and can i do her from behind at this point i was just glad she was not listing all the fast food joints in cardiff again so i just take her from behind to completion. Im usualy always a two pops in a hour man but this was so shit and she was so boaring, and shit i just wanted out of there.

Needless to say i would not be booking erin again .I can apreciate why agencies hide tattoes on girls pics but when a girl is so heavily tattoed like erin is i believe customers should at least be informed of this if pics are not displayed.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2021, 10:16:55 pm by brianamorgan »


Online notcalledchris

I am sorry you had a shit punt.  Thank you for posting as a warning to others

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Bloody hell, the profile photo is completely at odds with what you encountered. Very bad form indeed

Portfolio have generally had dodgy comms, but good SPs. I hope the quality (at least of some of them) is not declining

Offline iverthickone

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Sounds shit...sorry SP.

Were her tits as large as the site suggests?

Offline brianamorgan

Sounds shit...sorry SP.

Were her tits as large as the site suggests?

No but she has had a tit job and they are a decent size, she was also was wearing some kind of nighty thing which she didnt and i didnt ask her to take of as it was concealing some of the tacky tattoes she has all over her so didnt release the titts.

Offline Razor Boy

Wow...has there been a worse review of a Portfolio SP ?
 Sorry to hear that you had such a shit time, that's Rom levels of poor and something that you wouldn't expect from an agency girl at those rates. Did you take it up with them at all and voice your dissatisfaction/feedback?

Better luck next time pal...Four reviews here and four negatives, you are on a bad streak  :dash:
« Last Edit: October 27, 2021, 09:41:19 am by Razor Boy »

Offline brianamorgan

Wow...has there been a worse review of a Portfolio SP ?
 Sorry to hear that you had such a shit time, that's Rom levels of poor and something that you wouldn't expect from an agency girl at those rates. Did you take it up with them at all and voice your dissatisfaction/feedback?

Better luck next time pal...Four reviews here and four negatives, you are on a bad streak  :dash:

I did not mention it to them tbh, and in hindsight i probably should have. I dont really see the point in complaining directly as they are not going to refund or discount you and the girl could just deny or give a diffrent account so the agency caught in the middle really.

All my reviews are negative as i feel it is more important to get negatives up than positives. Its diffrent strokes for diffrent folks so what i think is a gd punt is your shit punt. But when the sp truely can not be arsed and should not be in the indusrty  i feel strongly about letting ppl know. This is a exspensive hobby and the fact that someone who can not get motivated by the fact they can earn £150 a hour and just expect to coast through a booking trying to get away with doing as little as possible takes the piss.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2021, 10:08:25 am by brianamorgan »

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Negative's are certainly important. But it would be good to read your positives too. Always useful to see the light and shade

Offline crfc

Please review the positives as well, it gives intel on SPs who someone else might not have look at or considered but upon reading a pos review makes them think mmmm just whatI need  :hi:

Offline PMAC123

Nearly saw her the other week, glad I didn't. Thanks for the review

Offline Proton

 Not what you would expect to be faced with from Portfolio, a somewhat truly rotten experience  :dash:

Offline justthefacts

To be fair they're good but they're far from perfect, I'm about 50/50 from them so far, so easy to mistake lots of positives as them providing a usually high standard to be honest.

Offline PMAC123

To be fair they're good but they're far from perfect, I'm about 50/50 from them so far, so easy to mistake lots of positives as them providing a usually high standard to be honest.

You'll notice generally the lots of positives are for one or two specific girls. Like Raven obviously got tons.

Important for people not to get this confused as thinking all Portfolio girls are good - those that are are great, but the roster is hit and miss just like anywhere else

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No but she has had a tit job and they are a decent size, she was also was wearing some kind of nighty thing which she didnt and i didnt ask her to take of as it was concealing some of the tacky tattoes she has all over her so didnt release the titts.
Nothing worse than tattooed tits in my opinion

Offline Cantbeasked0000

Good review, sorry to hear you had a shit punt. No excuses for an agency girl charging top dollars

Offline Cantbeasked0000

You'll notice generally the lots of positives are for one or two specific girls. Like Raven obviously got tons.

Important for people not to get this confused as thinking all Portfolio girls are good - those that are are great, but the roster is hit and miss just like anywhere else

It’s a good point. Tbf though I think there should be an expectation from an agency. You use the agency because there is an element of vetting, reliability, safety (if that’s your thing). As a minimum you’d expect it to be a ok/good punt