External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Outskirts of maidstone.
Timing: Happened last week.
Booking: Booked via phone call found on the website.
Costs: 45£ for one hour.
Experience: Its based in some terraced house but has lots of cabins in the back garden. I was instructed to head to a cabin and was not sure what it meant till I saw the sheds in the garden. A youngish thai girl came up and made small talk that I probably visiting for first time. Shower available and I helped myself to some. Into the room and undressed. More small talk about being first time etc. What followed was what can only be described as untrained attempt at providing a massage from probably looking at a few youtube videos. No technique, no real rhythm or flow, random parts massaged and I was left wondering what she was trying to achieve. 20 mins in and started talking about extras. I was keen to actually get out of there but being polite asked what she was looking for. Mentioned something about 50£ for hand job and I declined and said just want a massage. The rest of the massage was bland and uninterested and more talk of extras in order to fleece me some more. Firmly declined. There was an attempt at CC swipes to make my boner do the thinking for me but I was wiser to this strategy.
Turned over and pretty much the same nonsensical attempt at massage. Glad it was over, had a quick shower and gave a 50 note. Cheekily she said 45 for massage and fiver to her as tip and declined to give money back!
Wont bother visiting again.
