External Link/Members OnlyComms: Excellent via website and text messaging.
Services: Table Shower and Full Body Massage (1 hour in total).
Cost: £70 less 20% discount booked on their website as a newbie (£56).
When: Last week.
Rocked up 10 minutes before appointment time to be greeted at the desk by a young attractive Chinese lady, who I discovered later was called Coco. I returned her beaming smile with a cheery "Ni hao" in my very best Manderin accent. To which she replied "Ni hoa ma"... I said "very well thank you" since I had reached the limit of my knowledge of the Chinese language. Replying to her inquisitive and slightly amused facial expression, I announced I had an appointment with Yanni at 10.30. On which she disappeared into the darkened depths of the rear of the shop. Incidentally, all the while this conversation was transversing its rocky road, my right leg was being enthusiastically humped by an overly friendly Pomeranian. Looking down at his love struck eyes and lolling tongue, we were both visibly startled by "BINGO, STOP IT!" Yanni had replaced Coco at the counter. Yanny is an attractive lady easily in her 50s. Long black hair, lovely smile and dressed in a loose fitting track suit.
"You want table shower?" I thought better of trying my luck with some more dodgy Manderin and replied meekly, "yes please" while still trying to shake off Bingo, without making it obvious.
I paid the agreed shop fee by card as Yanni (spelt 'Yanny' apparently) checked me in. She turned and shouted quite sternly "Coco!" followed by a salvo of Chinese, whereupon the first lady reappeared to peel Bingo from my leg and no doubt take him for a cold bath. No more Ginseng for Bingo!
"We go out back, follow me." instructed Yanny.
We troup up the road, under an archway, ignore the Kosovans hand washing cars, into the car park and reach the most brightly coloured converted garage at the back of the shop. Yanny went in first, mumbling something about it being cold, with me in tow and waiting politely in the small entrance way. Come in, she said and guided be into a small room with a sofa and massage table.
"You wan shower first, or massage?" I elected for shower first. "OK, you take clothes of here and we'll go next room for shower."
As instructed, I sat on the sofa and slowly removed shoes. I felt Yanny looking at me. At this point I plucked up courage and asked whether she got naked too. "Of course" delivered with a giggle. "It extra though, you got cash?" Yep, you betcha!
Off came the track suit, swiftly followed by bra and knickers... she's butt naked well before I've even thought about peling me socks off. I'd say Yanny's body is typical of a fit 50+ year old lady. Bit of a mummy tummy, smallish tits with quite pointy nipples, neatly trimmed pussy. I can feel I'm going to enjoy my time here.
She led me round to the shower room, warmed ut the table and got me to lie face down. Then WOW! A gush of deliciously warm water is aimed right up to where the legs make company with the fun bits. I can feel the little man appreciating the attention. Well, what followed was a truly unique experience for me. Yanny first lathers me up with what she called 'salts' from head to toe. This is followed by a very slipery gel which Yanny also spread over herself. I'm laying there feeling this is what heaven must be like. With my arms hung loose over the side of the table, Yanni lathers them up too and askes whether I want to touch her.
Well... it would be rude not to wouldn't it?
My hand stroked her calf for a while as she's worked away at lathering my back, bum, balls and reaching under for my cock. "That's a bit naughty Yanny.". She laughed and said she thought I might enjoy it! Showing my appreciation I moved my hand up the inside of her slippery leg to find a warm wet pussy, with lips already parted. Caressing her pussy and clit brought forthe a low moan as she slid a finger into my asshole. Fuck me! That felt so good. Still standing she rubbed her tits all over my back and bum. Fabulous.
"Turn over now.".
Lathering continued with special attention given to balls, cock and ahole. Yanny climbed on top for an amazing B2B while also reaching for my eager cock. Jeeeezus!!! At around 25 minutes in, Yanny got off and continued to gently run her fingers and thumb over the throbbing head of my cock, remarking how hard it had got.
"You wanna cum here or next door?"
Now, in hindsight, here's where I made a mistake. I should have asked her to finish me off there and then, but opted for a HE after the massage. So we both dried off and relocated to the massage room. Up onto the table face down, Yanny gives a reasonably decent massage. She uses baby oil, which in my opinion isn't as good as the proper massage oils used by the Thai girls I've seen, it feels a lot 'drier' if that makes sense. The hot stones felt really good. This is a no-cost option when you book.
About 20 minutes of reasonable massage I'm asked to turn over, where Yanny sets about reviving a floppy dick to a point where it's reasonably willing, but not as hard as the shower version of same. While she's woking her magic on me, I'm in between her legs setting about a massage of my own. This is cleary having the desired effect as she's getting quite vocal in her approval. Her expert grip on me tightened as she came. This, of course, did it for me as I shot my load.
"Ooo, you cum a lot. You wan 'nother shower?"
Both back in the shower room, we wash each other down. Nice touch. Dried off I asked her how much she's like for her 'naughtiness'. She said £40. I gave her an extra tenner. Well worth it. We exchanged our farewells.
"You come back soon?"
Well, would I? Yes, but only for the table shower next time. The massage was OK, not great. The shower was simply out of this world.
