Having found myself "stranded" in the area overnight, once I was sorted and mobile again, I thought I'd see what was available for a punt before I headed off on the drive home. I found this ladies profile on AW and thought a nice Hungarian MILF with big bazooka's would be just the ticket. It was a disappointment at best to be fair. Punt took place earlier today. I've gone with a more conversation style for how the punt went - hopefully to portray just how shit this really was. No reviews on here, so was a TOFTT in anycase - hopefully this will save anyone reading this from throwing good money after bad.
Adultwork Profile: External Link/Members OnlyDetails£200 for 2 hours. No extras listed on her profile, but on texting the reality is there are. Agreed on £40 extra for OWO (she said it was £20 per hour for this). Anal for £40 an hour also on offer, which I declined. Important to note - she doesn't kiss - but made this clear when I queried.
Reality - £240 for 30 minutes of "sexy fun time" (with only 30 seconds of OWO which was more licking the tip) and an hour of hearing her life story. She even tried to short change me on time, but I ended up leaving early anyway as it was shit and was bored of not getting any action despite trying to steer the meet that direction - but I digress.
CommsRelatively ok and quite quick responses. Her English is actually really good. She confirmed availability, then provided me her list of extras. We agreed as above, on 2 hours with OWO for £240. She asked me to message 10 minutes before I arrived - so I got there 10 minutes early and messaged. Almost instant response giving me address details to a flat.
VenueDingy flat above some shops in Hall Green near Birmingham. On entering the stairwell, there were a couple of foul smelling bins there. Must have been an omen - apartment itself was ok - clean and tidy, with a comfy enough bed once we got into the room. Not that we were in there very long.
Sophie_original47No magic door here. She opened the door full on, showing off a one piece struggling to cover her secret weapons. No underwear and pretty see through, so got to see her assets straight off the bat. Definitely the lady in the pictures, but the photographer has clearly done his work here. Nowhere near as fit as the pictures would suggest and one of her boobs is quite misshapen. The other one though (which I concentrated on) - really nice. She's had a boob job, but done well enough to make them soft. She was friendly enough, but definitely a little bit past her sell by date. She claims 47 on her profile. I'd put her nearer 57. Clean and fresh shaven though, so at least that's something. I was a bit disappointed, but for £240 for 2 hours, thought it might be ok.
Our time togetherPaperwork out of the way (in her front room) - she tells me to strip there and put my clothes on the chair. Not quite sure what's going on here, but happily oblige with the clothes removal at least. She reciprocates by pulling down her onepiece to show off her boobs in all their glory. Was a little but upset they weren't as great as the pictures (nor was she) and misshapen but happy enough to continue. She then tries to lead me into the bedroom "What about my clothes?" I ask. "They'll be ok there." she replies. I think not I thought, so scooped them up (including my coat with my valuables) and followed her into the bedroom before depositing them on a small stool in there. She told me to jump on the bed and proceeded to start stroking and fondling little man - wasn't too bad, and he soon stood to attention. "Want sex?" she asks. "Err.. how about OWO which I've paid for?" I reply. She then literally licks the end of my cock for 30 seconds, before grabbing a condom and putting it on. OK - this isn't going well I remember thinking. I ask if I can give her some RO - she says I can, but "Only at the top" - the clit I think she meant. No problems there - that's what I was wanting to lick anyway. Down I go - 30 seconds later, she's clambering at me saying - let's have sex. FFS - ok then. Into Missionary - pretty loose down there to be honest and not much feeling on my side. I think she sensed this, so suggested Doggy. This was probably the best part of the entire punt. She got into it a bit, and with a bit of rhythm for a good 5 minutes, then said she was exhausted. "You take a long time to come, yes?" she asks. "Sometimes." I reply. "Well, you aren't going to fuck me for 2 hours - I'm not 20 years old anymore." she replies. Err.. then wtf am I paying for? I thought. It's worth mentioning, this was the last point in the meet when I was actually inside her. She asks for a couple of minutes to recover, which I fill with fondling her "good" boob, before she sits up and starts to wank me off - really roughly ! I blurted out an "Ouch" and she reciprocated by pouring a horrendous amount of lube all over me, then continues with the handjob. Not really getting me there and after about 5 minutes, she said I needed to finish him off myself which she played with my balls. FFS - this really isn't going well, anyways - I'm hard, have a nice boob (singular) in front of me, so bash away and eventually come - at least she let me fire it at her boobs. Quick wipe up later and she says she's off to the toilet. I lay there and wait - 10 minutes later I hear a voice shout from the living room "You can come out and in here if you like" - I grab my boxers and shirt, pop them on (check the time and see I've been there 30 minutes so far) and she's back in her front room - fully covered up in her onepiece again - mobile phone in hand and glasses on her face replying to messages. "We can have a bit of a chat while you recover if you like?" she says. "Sure, why not." I say, which then proceeds into her literally telling me her entire life story for the next 45 minutes. I tried to steer the conversation onto more appropriate topics for the activity at hand, but she kept steering it back onto herself and her life. Important to note, throughout her talking her phone kept ringing which she answered each time - although she only said "Please text me" then hung up, and then proceeded to text away. She was still talking to me whilst doing it - but not really giving me any attention as a paying client. After a good 40 minutes of this, I'd had enough and said "OK - shall we go for Round 2?" I at least thought a bit more doggy may be on the table. "You've only got 10 minutes so you'll have to be quick" she responds. "Err.. no, I've got another 40 minutes left." I reply glancing at the clock on her wall - she then scrolls back on her phone and says no - look at the time on the messages, then shows me our text messages. I point to the time where she gave me apartment details and it clearly showed I had at least 30 minutes left (even though it was actually 40 as it took me 10 minutes to get in and up to her apartment). "Oh, right yes, sorry!" she said. "Well, we can try again if you like, but I'm still a bit exhausted, I'm 47 you know and I need to take a shower before my next client, so will need 10 minutes for that". I've slept with a few women in their late 40s and they aren't as spent as this after literally 5 minutes of hide the sausage, which again suggested she was a lot older than claimed - also suggesting showering for the next client comes out of my time. Seriously - WTF is that all about? Anyways we head back into the room and she gives a lacklustre handjob - again with enough lube to sink the titanic. I ask for more OWO - her mouths tired. I ask for more sex - not enough time for that? At this point, I'd really had enough. This was a shit punt and getting worse. So I said not to worry and I was going to get off anyway. I got dressed and left the apartment. On checking the time - I'd been in there 1 hour 40 minutes in total with easily less than 30 minutes spent actually engaged in what I'd gone there for.
SummaryDisappointing sums this punt up. I had high expectations - typically Hungarian MILFs tend to be on the better side, but this lady is clearly near the end of the time in the game as she told me she wanted to quit during the diatribe of her life story. Lack of effort on her part on the sexy fun time, and just didn't seem interested in it - outside me coming at least once even if I have to do it myself. It's not about the orgasm for me - it's about the entire experience, but her focus is clearly on getting the bloke to come whatever way she can then "filler" for the rest of any time left - answering calls and responding to texts - on my time, then claiming that HER shower time comes out of my time - even cheekier. That's not counting trying to get rid of me 40 minutes early then saying she got the time confused. I'd seriously avoid this one chaps - you won't get the experience you're expecting if what I endured is anything to go by. I'd have been better having a wank once I got home.
PositivesHmmm.
Hmmm....
Hmmm......
Her English was ok?
NegativesJust about everything else.
Not even VFM here, even though it looks like it "on the tin" at first glance.
Would I return? Nope
Would I recommend? Definitely not.
Topic: Sophie_original47 - Hall Green, Birmingham (Read 4269 times)