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Author Topic: Somaya - Ilford  (Read 1357 times)

1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 2379656) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]
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Offline Mixedbag

Hi all,

My first review for my first and only punt so far.

Now the lady in question has gone missing from AW, I can't find her profile anywhere but this happened a good few months ago and her profile has come and gone frequently since then.

I know the girls she worked with in the same flat who are still around.

https://www.adultwork.com/2379656 or https://www.adultwork.com/LYA+HOTT
https://www.adultwork.com/2330833 or https://www.adultwork.com/FRANCESKA+ANAL+SEX

Now I know what your probably thinking after clicking those... "Bb ee skanks!" and you would be right! But these services weren't listed back in March or late Feb when I scouted "Somaya" and she never had bb listed at any point on her profile.

So anyway, I saw her pic on AW, too good to be true she looked gorgeous, tanned skin, long shiny black hair, nice arse... I figured even if it wasn't her then even someone remotely like her would be ok, else I'd just walk as I've seen so many people post about on here.

I call her up, are you the girl in the pictures? "Yes".
With the nice bum? "Yes"
Will you suck my dick without a condom and let me film it? "Yes"

She was cheap, £40 hh £80 h or similar so I said I'd come for half hour (£40 is about the lowest risk you can get for a first punt I thought). I call her up when I'm near the tescos on seven kings/goodmayes and get shit directions to her door where I see. Pretty face looking through the window staring at me, my phone cuts out as I'm at the door and I have no idea with buzzer to press. I had left my house after an argument so was feeling emotional, didn't charge my phone, just wanted to bang something.

Anyway she lets me in, it's not the girl in the pics (of course) but she is pretty and has that typical eye make up they have to boost them from a 5/10 to 6/10 or 7/10. Wearing bra and thong I see she's got a nice fat arse so I'm thinking hey ho this isn't too bad. I get led into her room she telling me to be quiet because of neighbours so I basically have to whisper. She asks how long I want I said half hour she says £40 I give her the money she says get undressed and disappears next door. So I whip my clothes off and standing there naked felt a bit awkward and she comes back in. I told her it was my first time with a pro (probs a big mistake) and she says lay on the bed like a baby... I lay down and before I know it she's sucking my dick, with a condom on! I'm feeling absolutely nothing right now, start to feel up her tits but she says they are sore and be gentle, so I just leave them alone as it mind of killed the vibe for me... My old boy is as flaccid as he can get with this girl sucking away. I stand up for a bit while she sucks me on the bed, still nothing. I tell her to suck my balls "this is not £40 service" anyway I'm about 10 mins in and she's rapidly wanking me off to no avail then all of a sudden he starts to perk up, she starts bashing even faster like she's trying to get me to cum... I say Oi stop that and start sucking. She says "when you cum I suck" haha what a cheeky cow. I say no I want to fuck, she says (with lots of bad attitude) com on then and lays back on the bed I say I want you in doggy she says no your too big! I'm not even fully hard I felt like punching her! Go in the mish and she won't let me lift her legs up , she positioned herself so awkwardly I can't get deep, anyway I thrust into her deep and her a squelching noise followed by a smell I can only describe as fish cheese and cum mixed together. I am nearly sick, I quickly pump a few more times and pull out to which she says stop pulling out your time is up. I said my time ain't up I been her 15 min, go to check my phone and realise the batteries dead and I don't own a watch, so I pretend to look at my watch inside my coat and say I have 15 more min, don't think she bought it lol. Anyway after that she gets up and says leave to which I do, the smell of her gash has made me floppy again and I just wanna leave at this point. I pull the condom off and she gives me a tissue to wipe the non existent cum off my dick.

I just glare at her and tell her this is a shit service while she asks me if it's cold outside loool, clothes on and I fuck off. Walking down the street thinking what the fuck have I done, she prob just been filled with cum and a newbie like me comes along not knowing what he got himself in to. I checked the other girls at that address and saw bb listed on all of them, I was grateful she did give me owo.

Sorry for the wall of text, this happened ages ago but I remember it so vividly and it put me off punting until now. I know so many things were my own fault and I was punting out of anger and emotion on the spur of the moment. When her profile surfaces I will add it to this post. You are all free to laugh at me now lol.

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Offline Jimmyredcab

Thanks for the warning but two things would have put me off ----------


£70 an hour.

Better luck in the future.    :hi:

Offline helmsdale

Jessica Posh is the go to girl in that area. If you search by profile number there are two reviews of her on here (she has amended her profile name).

https://www.adultwork.com/2285602 or https://www.adultwork.com/jessica%5Fposh
Banning reason: Making race postings after being barred from Off-Topic section for racist comments. Used up all chances.

9 review(s) found for jessica_posh linked to in above post (8 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

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