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Offline k

Nobody has yet hit on the idea of changing their profile name on a daily basis to reflect the freshness of it e.g., BJ Brenda 24 6 14

Offline anyfucker

Most prossies in London don't seem to have the common sense to put the nearest underground station in their profile. Saves a great deal of time IMO at the planning stage when they do.

+1

Offline anyfucker

Multiple locations piss me off, some will put Canary Wharf and Canada Water, not far apart as the crow flies but the River Thames divides them.    :dash:
take the tube :-)

Online CoolTiger

Nobody has yet hit on the idea of changing their profile name on a daily basis to reflect the freshness of it e.g., BJ Brenda 24 6 14


They are slow off the mark. For the moment, the year they were born, or the year they joined AW is just about as far as they've got.

Offline fredpunter

I'm sure it used to be the case that if you added someone to your hotlist then looked at it in list view, I.e. without the photos, it told you when the profile was last edited. Not sure if its still the case because my hotlist has got so big that its become pointless looking at it.

2 particularly and 4. Location is crucial to me in Manchester

tcm
Especially when I am in Longsight and they actually happen to be in Knutsford bloody annoying location fuckery

Online smiths

Location in London is woeful sometimes. I see profiles sometimes that say Barnet, the WG is in fact in Golders Green, 5 miles or so from Barnet. Barnet is the london borough Golders Green is in. The profile map does though help a bit with this but as has been said is onoy the first part of a postcode and can still be a couple of miles or more from the exact location.

Also London is a big city, if i see North London i expect the WG to actually be in North London, on ocassion they are in Paddington as an example, that isnt North London by any stretch of the imagination.

Offline Sedlmayer

Multiple locations piss me off, some will put Canary Wharf and Canada Water, not far apart as the crow flies but the River Thames divides them.    :dash:
Didn't get this at first - forgot you don't go south of the river......

One pet peeve is copy-and-paste text, such as the infamous "do i look as if i need to lower my rates?!" spiel. However I'll add this one:

Don't have duplicate photos in your gallery
I've seen a few profiles - usually on the lower end - where the free gallery photos are the exact same ones as on the main tab, or there are multiple copies of the same photo. That's annoying.

Offline k

Didn't get this at first - forgot you don't go south of the river......
Maybe this should be JRC's answer to Uber


Offline NIK

Most prossies in London don't seem to have the common sense to put the nearest underground station in their profile. Saves a great deal of time IMO at the planning stage when they do.

Many AWank prossies don't seem to have a clue about the geography of London. Saw one one once listed as Richmond. Turned out she was in Betbnal Green!  :rolleyes:

Online CoolTiger

One pet peeve is copy-and-paste text, such as the infamous "do i look as if i need to lower my rates?!" spiel. However I'll add this one:

Don't have duplicate photos in your gallery
I've seen a few profiles - usually on the lower end - where the free gallery photos are the exact same ones as on the main tab, or there are multiple copies of the same photo. That's annoying.

Or worse still, same photos in the PG as well!


Offline I_LIKE_PUNTING

Ex porn stars who likes "being filmed" or has lots of videos but hides their fricken face. What's up with that?
Banning reason: Troll

Offline stayer

I dislike outright lies, e.g. saying that they love DFK but don't actually do it.

Offline Daffodil

Imagine a prossie profile that was done well and the interest it could generate:

Pictures that actually show the product and are contemporaneous
Clearly defined likes lists with their discretion criteria spelt out
Accurate pricing
Up-to-date and accurate availability
Actually updating the profile on a regular basis
Multiple means of making contact (text, call, email)
etc.

Go further and imagine a prossie who actually operated like a professional business (keeping up with correspondence, fresh approaches to advertising, giving a shit about customer satisfaction, organisation, etc.) and the money they could make.

If Carlsberg made prossies…..but they don't so we're stuck with these brain-dead ones.

Online CoolTiger

Imagine a prossie profile that was done well and the interest it could generate:

Pictures that actually show the product and are contemporaneous
Clearly defined likes lists with their discretion criteria spelt out
Accurate pricing
Up-to-date and accurate availability
Actually updating the profile on a regular basis
Multiple means of making contact (text, call, email)
etc.

Go further and imagine a prossie who actually operated like a professional business (keeping up with correspondence, fresh approaches to advertising, giving a shit about customer satisfaction, organisation, etc.) and the money they could make.

Hello...... HELLO!!!      Daf!!! Wake-up!!!!!!!!!  :D


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