Lucy massage Falkirk

[Samg1984]

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Seen Lucy about 4 months ago, booked in for a 1hr massage. Comms were great, responded right away and given the address to a new-ish estate in Denny.

Got there and was given the house number and went to the door which was open when I arrived. Seen Lucy, she was about 2 or 3 inches taller than me and dressed in the typical masseur tunic. 

Went upstairs after saying hello to her dogs in to the massage room. A solid table set up, got undressed and she went away to get the oil and a towel.

So the massage itself was great with plenty of pressure. Got to the lower back and lots of cc swipes and deep strokes between the thighs. Turned over and more or the same, finished up with my shoulders and a wee pat on the chest to let me know to get up and dressed. Great massage in itself, plenty of sensual touches but nothing more, not even the slightest hint.

Finished getting ready and sorted the paperwork. Would visit again if it wasn't for the shower thought I had about the surprisingly large hands and slightly deep voice 😂

[Uncle Buck]

Something not quite right with you. Still wondering whether you’re a complete prick or not.

I might’ve wrong..... time will tell.

[big-al93]

Although I obviously get what you are "suggesting" why would a deep voice and large hands matter on a legit massage provider?

[Para124]

Although I obviously get what you are "suggesting" why would a deep voice and large hands matter on a legit massage provider?

I'm wondering why a legit massage warrants a review on UKP 

I went to the cinema yesterday, the ticket girl gave me a lovely smile but sadly nothing else - still a Positive from me though! 

[andymars19]

People now know that there's nothing else on offer so won't book trying to get it and be disappointed.

[Para124]

People now know that there's nothing else on offer so won't book trying to get it and be disappointed.

There is an 80+ page thread on the chat board listing all the providers that DONT provide anything, perhaps (like all other review boards) this one should be reserved for the 'illegit' massage providers?

Otherwise we're going to end up with a long list of legit (Positive?!) massages with a few scattered around that everyone is coming to this board to find out about.


Just a thought

[Samg1984]

I was asked to review..so i did.
 

[Samg1984]

Bearing in mind, i went around the time of the first review and no-one was sure if she offered extras or not.

[Tysmiley]

Next time you write a review. Make sure it’s a dirty one ya wee fanny, people have got happy endings to get not some pat on the chest to say get your boxers on and fuck off

[Samg1984]

Next time you write a review. Make sure it’s a dirty one ya wee fanny, people have got happy endings to get not some pat on the chest to say get your boxers on and fuck off

Don't worry ya bawbag, i'll get some more reviews in the next couple of months 😂

[Name Not Found]

Next time you write a review. Make sure it’s a dirty one ya wee fanny, people have got happy endings to get not some pat on the chest to say get your boxers on and fuck off

A brave move there by a member of 4 years with zero reviews. Someone's after a ban methinks 

I do tend to agree that legit massages have no place on a punting review board. Para's visit to the cinema was more interesting.

[Para124]

A brave move there by a member of 4 years with zero reviews. Someone's after a ban methinks 

I do tend to agree that legit massages have no place on a punting review board. Para's visit to the cinema was more interesting.

 

[Trickus]

Next time you write a review. Make sure it’s a dirty one ya wee fanny, people have got happy endings to get not some pat on the chest to say get your boxers on and fuck off

How do you know this person has a wee fanny??

[Problem Child]

Tbf some other poster asked in the uk punting section if legit massage reviews were allowed and the mods said hell yes.

[Trickus]

Tbf some other poster asked in the uk punting section if legit massage reviews were allowed and the mods said hell yes.

I think they were allowed but the general consensus is / was if nothing on offer then just put a note in the general massage thread

[Tysmiley]

A brave move there by a member of 4 years with zero reviews. Someone's after a ban methinks 

I do tend to agree that legit massages have no place on a punting review board. Para's visit to the cinema was more interesting.

Correct, I come on here for the bants reading all the pervy old men who write reviews - I get a good laugh

[Name Not Found]

Correct, I come on here for the bants reading all the pervy old men who write reviews - I get a good laugh

You seem a well-adjusted and mature individual. Enjoy your reading. Have a great day 

[Jock D]

I think they were allowed but the general consensus is / was if nothing on offer then just put a note in the general massage thread

+1

[Marvlus69]

I don’t get how this is a positive…
Is the site not for escorts…it’s call punting.. not let’s review who’s decent at massages..
if you go expecting at least a hand shandy and you get fuck all…then it’s a negative all day long..
Write your review on Trip Adviser..
It just doesn’t belong here..

As has been said, keep these in the massage general forum, as in don’t visit this one, you get fuck all but a decent massage..

Thanks for finding out for us… but I’m not really interested in all the fluffy information..
 
God help us if we go down this route..

[Samg1984]

I posted a review of a massage in the massage section 

Yet I posted an escort review and...nothing.....

[Name Not Found]

I posted a review of a massage in the massage section 

Yet I posted an escort review and...nothing.....

WTF are you on about? People are questioning your massage review because it has no 'punting' value. I don't think that's hard to understand, is it?

[scutty brown]

This site has for a long time been for reviewing punting and massages and massage providers - even non-sexual events.
This review is perfectly valid

[Jock D]

This site has for a long time been for reviewing punting and massages and massage providers - even non-sexual events.
This review is perfectly valid

Eh, if you read the thread...your point has already been established/acknowledged

[scutty brown]

Eh, if you read the thread...your point has already been established/acknowledged

posts #20 and #18 would suggest otherwise

[Uncle Buck]

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Would visit again if it wasn't for the shower thought I had about the surprisingly large hands and slightly deep voice 😂

So you think she might be TS (after the massage and not during?)?
Or maybe you are trying to be funny (which would explain the emoji).
Or perhaps you’re being mischievous.

[Samg1984]

So you think she might be TS (after the massage and not during?)?
Or maybe you are trying to be funny (which would explain the emoji).
Or perhaps you’re being mischievous.

Just curious as it never occurred to me at the time but i'm serious.

[Name Not Found]

posts #20 and #18 would suggest otherwise

I think there is a difference between something being allowed, and people discussing where it should be most appropriate to post it and how much value it actually has.

[Trickus]

This site has for a long time been for reviewing punting and massages and massage providers - even non-sexual events.
This review is perfectly valid

Was there not something in the dim and distant past about not putting a legit massage review in case the legit premises got people chancing their arm or giving them grief.

And if it got put in the massage thread then less chance of this. Yes I know I said something similar earlier in this thread.

[scutty brown]

Was there not something in the dim and distant past about not putting a legit massage review in case the legit premises got people chancing their arm or giving them grief.

And if it got put in the massage thread then less chance of this. Yes I know I said something similar earlier in this thread.

No, but there are sometimes issues with reporting under-the-counter extras in massage shops, where it can result in girls sacked, planning permission revoked, or chancers demanding the same. It's a case of using common sense.
But there's no reason not to review a straight massage for what it is

[andy45x]

Got to the lower back and lots of cc swipes and deep strokes between the thighs.

I know this thread has been done, perhaps to death, but, well a little thing we probably all noticed well enough but not commented on yet.

A 'legit' massage provider does sometimes do deep strokes between the thighs but is not going to give cc swipes.  It's very rare for them to provide undraped in the first place and whilst may do buttock massage not cc swipes.  My point being that this provider is giving something more, albeit not much more, than a purely legit place.  Still best to be in another section by the way.

[Queynte]

I frequently visit legit masseuses, so reading with interest as she isn’t too far from me and a decent price.  What is a ‘cc swipe’?  My best guess is side of hand between buttocks like a credit card.  Never had that before in a legit place.  Sounds like a masseuse who likes to push the boundaries

[auldgreytoun]

It makes you wonder why certain  masseuses  push  the boundaries but fail to complete the happy ending. Is it for their own gratification or more likely they will mabye think you will return in hope ?

[Jock D]

It makes you wonder why certain  masseuses  push  the boundaries but fail to complete the happy ending. Is it for their own gratification or more likely they will mabye think you will return in hope ?

I've been dabbling in the massage scene for the past 12/13 years. In all that time I've only encountered 2 masseuses who properly indulged in this contradictory behaviour...and I fell for it both times. They each ended up getting 2 more appointments out of me, before I came to my senses and realized...they were just playing me

[Uncle Buck]

I've been dabbling in the massage scene for the past 12/13 years. In all that time I've only encountered 2 masseuses who properly indulged in this contradictory behaviour...and I fell for it both times. They each ended up getting 2 more appointments out of me, before I came to my senses and realized...they were just playing me

There are a couple of masseuses that I have fallen for that with  . I do try to convince myself that the massage is good enough and it was a waiting (or keep on returning) game before extras would be forthcoming. Think I visited them 3 or 4 times before giving up or more likely wakening up.

Can’t be sure I won’t fall for it again.

[Samg1984]

There are a couple of masseuses that I have fallen for that with  . I do try to convince myself that the massage is good enough and it was a waiting (or keep on returning) game before extras would be forthcoming. Think I visited them 3 or 4 times before giving up or more likely wakening up.

Can’t be sure I won’t fall for it again.

Gita is deffo one of them.....

[auldgreytoun]

There are a couple of masseuses that I have fallen for that with  . I do try to convince myself that the massage is good enough and it was a waiting (or keep on returning) game before extras would be forthcoming. Think I visited them 3 or 4 times before giving up or more likely wakening up.

Can’t be sure I won’t fall for it again.

I hear you. Especially for those of us who like to play the challenge of hoping something extra is on offer from a seemingly legit massage. I went to a regular establishment a couple of days ago  purely for massage and another girl was working who isn’t normally there and definitely gave more attention to the inner thighs than I would normally get at the location.

[Glesgaboy]

Gita is deffo one of them.....

Absolutely. She played me like a fiddle years ago.
But I’m not daft. After the 6th visit 😂😂 I chucked it! 😜

[Uncle Buck]

I hear you. Especially for those of us who like to play the challenge of hoping something extra is on offer from a seemingly legit massage. I went to a regular establishment a couple of days ago  purely for massage and another girl was working who isn’t normally there and definitely gave more attention to the inner thighs than I would normally get at the location.

+1

[Uncle Buck]

I’m not daft. After the 6th visit 😂😂 I chucked it! 😜