I'll wait a little while then post in the reviews section.
I suppose it's still fairly fucking obvious it was me, I'm not sure too many mugs visit her - but if I can save another the pain, it's worth it.
The place was a complete and utter shithole. She was (at least) the same girl as was in the photos. She was off her tits drunk (and drinking throughout), spent 30 minutes talking to me about how she was new to it and had a kid (four, apparently, even though there was a pile of nappies in the corner) and was banned from driving (DUI, obviously). During the conversation discovered that her "computer friend" wrote the profile, answered her emails, etc which probably explained a lot.
Only stayed as I'd already handed over the money and I was hopeful for what I'd paid for, nasty as it all was.
Bedroom another shithole, with a towel on the bed I wouldn't have wiped my dog with.
I listed a RB for DFK, OWO, Anal ... she did none of them. Not one. After -literally- 2 minutes covered O, she climbed on reverse cowgirl for 4 minutes. Checked the condom hadn't split three times and answered her phone once. While fucking.
On minute 4 asked me if I was close to finishing, after which I gave up and suggested to shoot on her tits. She agreed and then laid the towel completely over her and told me to shoot on that. Actually having fluid touch her body was off limits - so I shot into her nasty towel at which point she jumped of the bed like I was shooting poison or something.
The only positive was that my car was still in one fucking piece when I left.
If you're ever tempted to punt a feedbackless brunette in Datchet, close to Heathrow - check with me first in case it's the same one.
£120 down the pan. I could have had a much more satisfactory wank for free.
Bollocks. And I also stink of smoke now.