External Link/Members OnlyAfter a stressful few days I decided very last minute to treat myself to rub and tug, not wanting to travel too far I came across this advert and thought why not. A quick check on here didn`t throw up too many negs so I booked for an hour.
Location 2 mins walk from Lidl, free parking in swalwell
Comms were good and within 30 mins I was stripped and on the table.
The event was so-so, wasn`t the best but certainly not the worst, Hana was a small Thai lady, difficult to judge age i would say late 30s but she wore a mask throughout. The oil was warm as was the room, the massage was soft not sensual but effective no cc swipes, after about 40 mins she turned me over and with about 10 mins left the HE started and was completed efficiently.
It was a nice relaxing massage, not too much talking, but I wasn`t really in the mood for that anyway, I have been deciding how to rate the experience, moving from neutral to positive as I put very little effort into the conversation, I guess Hana guessed I just wanted a relaxing hour, which is exactly what I got.
Not bad value for money at £50 all in. Would I return, yes probably
