Today I saw an SP who I know isn’t one of the sharpest tools in the shed
I see her because she’s cheap accessible and she gives a bloody good hand job.
Any way as usual she drones on about anything and everything. But the conversation turns to the lack of stuff in the shops.
Just as we are cleaning up she says “I’ve not been able to get a Turkey for Christmas anywhere!” I was going to mention that it’s October, Turkeys are still being fattened up ready for Christmas and the odds of there being many in the shops at this time are limited. Instead I said “yeah it’s down to the Turkey plague, they’re going to be really rare this year!”
I apologise to whoever followed me today
