Emma @ Bamboo Spa Bromley (Talker)

[Budgiesmuggler]

My first review since I joined so be kind 

Link:
External Link/Members Only

Date:
Thursday evening around 7pm, couple of weeks ago

Comms:
All done by text, quick response to request for massage. Assume it is a mama-san who coordinates the booking for the girls.

Venue:
Massage shop on side street in Bromley. Busy O'Neils pub opposite with a usual selection of smokers outside watching activity at the massage shop so not particularly discrete. Shop is a typical chinese venue with several rooms, each with showers in them. Beds are comfortable.

Girl:
Choice of "italian" or "chinese" girl available, naturally requested the former. Tall curvaceous girl, blonde highlights and glasses. Friendly demeanour. Was wearing an unflattering loose sweatshirt with joggers but removed the top at the start to reveal a sports bra type thing. Natural chebbage and still marginally pointing north. Size D I would say but more on that below. Not sure if she is Italian or EE. Probably the latter but excellent English.

Service:
One hour "relaxing" massage was £45. No mention of extras at start. Massage was excellent, very strong and focused on back as requested. Only downside is that she talks.....and talks....and talks....and talks. Geez, she never shut up.  Everything from COVID to Netflex. Nice vibe though. Limited RUs and CCs so no indication of extras available until 40 mins in, roll over and she says in a Dick Emery style voice"As i like you, how about we have some fun". BOOM. Sure why not I say so what will fun cost me. Basically 4 options on the table and very much doubt anything else - HJ, topless, naked and B2B. Ok fine I say, thats a good selection, so whats the damage for each of those. And at that point she then moves into La La Land....40, 60, 80, 130. I start laughing which probably wasn't a good idea as she gets the hump. I respond thats too rich for me sorry, at which point she again say she likes me so is happy to offer a discount. End up agreeing 60 for naked HJ which is still toppish but I had an urge to address. Lovely natural boobs which she encourages you to play with. Good HJ technique and quickly done. She cleans me up and then starts yakking again about uber, at which point i zone out and get dressed.

Conclusion:
Excellent massage and really nice girl. Don't expect to relax through as she doesn't shut up. Would I return? Unlikely due to the cost but still definitely a positive as good, albeit expensive service and a nice girl.

[sparkus]

A bang on review, no need for the "be gentle with me" nonsense.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the update on the place 
All the joints around BR1 are taking the piss with their pricing and the general lack of quality of the girls, even the "new" Thai place in Hayes with their energetic marketing blitz in GT.

If you're happy with just HR then try Georgiana if you can get her number, she said she's still working in Bromley (a month or so ago) but may've changed numbers as I haven't had a reply since then.

Doubt the Mottingham place is much better and the Eltham and Welling dives likewise but all worth a sniff (for the team) if you haven't tried.

GL with the search. 

[Budgiesmuggler]

Ahhh the lovely Georgiana. Have been seeing her for years. She is still working in Bromley by the British Heart Foundation. I actually never knew she offered extras and never asked as she seemed too sweet for that.  Don't think she has changed her phone number as she responded a week or so ago for a normal sports massage. (Number ends in **55). 

[peter jb]

I’ve seen Georgina before lockdown couple of times , and before this site had massage review section .
You have to be quiet as it’s a converted office space with neighbours, but she seems caring Romanian girl , thin but very pretty aged around 30 . I got in the habit of appearing nervous and she helped unbutton shirt and boxers 😜.
It’s soft massage as she constantly walks around the table - probably doing 40 circuits in the hour , but you have to ask for the HR at end , and it is well executed. Think I paid £60 hr inc .
She , and Yaya in Beckenham are the only decent providers of massage I can think of in the area

[Parry]

Georgiana is a nice girl, pretty, slim and easy to talk to. Note that there is no shower but she wipes you down with a hot towel. Only visited her a couple of times over the years and this has reminded me to see her again. Good value.

[peter jb]

I just noticed she has her ad up again on gumtree for massage in Bromley, so I guess she is back working .

[Parry]

I think she has been working for a while

[lee1]

For a first review, it was most entertaining and informative at the same time. I like your style. Thank you 

[y101y]

Just saw Emma at Bamboo without doing any research first. The OP was spot on, she wouldn’t shut up! 

Nice “Italian” girl but fucking hell she doesn’t let you relax. Asked a lot of personal questions too but that’s fine, I lied with almost all my responses. Family, age, where I live, etc.

£30 for half hour plus £50 topless hr.

[London203]

I went to the "new" Thai place in Hayes a couple nights ago left with nothing but blue balls knew it was a let down when I was told to take everything off but leave pants on 

[LLPunting]

I went to the "new" Thai place in Hayes a couple nights ago left with nothing but blue balls knew it was a let down when I was told to take everything off but leave pants on 

What has that got to do with this place?  Either review separately or post in the parlour thread at the top of the table.  2 years you've been hanging about this place.