Author Topic: WTF? (Read 2713 times)

maxxblue · « **on:** June 23, 2014, 12:22:34 pm »

Subject says it all.

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thewelshwizard · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2014, 12:24:14 pm »

Tree huger?

portable · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2014, 12:33:35 pm »

More like Goddess of Delusion.

portable · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2014, 12:34:25 pm »

Quote from: thewelshwizard on June 23, 2014, 12:24:14 pm

Tree huger?

She probably charged it for the privilege too.

quickbeam · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2014, 01:00:16 pm »

Well it seems she does like to handle wood... a good thing maybe?

Matium · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2014, 01:16:20 pm »

She really thinks she's going to get £300 an hour ,,,,,,,,,,,, in Darlington of all places?

Seriously deluded

geordie.si79 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2014, 09:32:30 pm »

I've sent her a message.. I'm interested in this tantric shit

geordie.si79 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2014, 09:54:39 pm »

The tantric bodywork full body and mind massage is 1.5hrs.. She's tempting me!

DaveMugabe · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2014, 10:59:52 pm »

so good you had to say it twice?

Bengeo13 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2014, 11:13:03 pm »

Shall we all chip in a fiver, and pick straws to decide who can sample the rustic setting?

Lamnguin · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2014, 11:14:25 pm »

Does the mind massage include a lobotomy?

Captain Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2014, 11:15:21 pm »

Geordie.....let us know how you get on. I could do with something a bit exotic. I could even put up with whale mating music as a change from yet another agency incall session soundtracked with Radio effing Tees!

new_punter · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2014, 11:18:23 pm »

Think I just read one of those Americanised advertorials for some weird product that I just don't need.....

DaveMugabe · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:09:16 pm »

Her pictures been changed - goddess must read this forum!

maxxblue · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:08:31 pm »

Its the prices she needs to change.

Mij · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:13:26 pm »

Hmm......so £260 and you get a foot rub, a massage, and a finger up your arse.

I'm all for tantric sex, but to coin the OP's subject..."WTF?" :-)

John280 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2014, 08:40:09 am »

The bit that caught my eye was the part that says you have to bring your own condoms.

'Note that service Only available Safely So as you are a man always remember to bring condoms with You as they are actually made for your sex organs.'

Seriously

Boom52 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2014, 02:09:54 pm »

£130 an hour now. Girl could do with a good spell checker and how to use a comma!!

Would I be tempted.....errrr...no!!

Made me smile on a Friday though!!

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