Why are so many experienced pro$$ies useless at wanking cock or giving blowjobs?

[Bangers and Gash]

You'd think after handling their first couple of hundred cocks a pro$$ie would have it down to a fine art, but many a time I'm literally astounded at the ineptitude at dishing out decent hand/blow job. Personally, I blame the porn! Too much showboating and theatrics, instead of knuckling down and getting on with the job at hand, er.. so to speak.   

[smiths]

You'd think after handling their first couple of hundred cocks a pro$$ie would have it down to a fine art, but many a time I'm literally astounded at the ineptitude at dishing out decent hand/blow job. Personally, I blame the porn! Too much showboating and theatrics, instead of knuckling down and getting on with the job at hand, er.. so to speak. 

In my experience most WGs are unable to wank my cock hard or long enough for my requirements. For me its about directing them as to how i like it along with how i like my cock sucked. So as long as they follow my directions all should work out to my satisfaction.

[SeekingtheTruth]

Never found an issue with blow jobs but agreed that some pro$$ies have no idea how to wank someone off properly.

[Bangers and Gash]

In my experience most WGs are unable to wank my cock hard or long enough for my requirements.

A good point, dear Sir.

Most have to change hands every minute or so - no stamina. You'd think with all the time they spend texting and fucking about on their iphones they'd have forearms like Popeye.

 

[Freddybigstuff1983]

I wank a lot and not once have I had to stop because my arm got tired. Lazy bitches

[Curious6705]

Talking to the girls at parties I've heard them say there's a split - some guys like to be sucked and wanked hard, and others prefer it softer. One of the advantages of parties for me is that some of the girls I've played with several times remember how I like it. And of course, if it's not working for me with one girl I can just move on to another.

I think there was also more of an emphasis on teasing and wanking when parlours were a bigger part of the scene. Now OWO and CIM are commonplace maybe WGs don't have to be so good at the "basics".

[Bangers and Gash]

I wank a lot and not once have I had to stop because my arm got tired. Lazy bitches

 

[wristjob]

Wanking isn't really my thing but BJs, sometimes I despair. I reckon 50% of girls virtually go through the motions and it's like they aren't even near my cock. Do something often and you would expect they would work out what works.

[CoolTiger]

I wank a lot and not once have I had to stop because my arm got tired. Lazy bitches

I trust you alternated between both arms, else you'd have by now become a one-arm bionic man 

[brianthedog21]

I trust you alternated between both arms, else you'd have by now become a one-arm bionic man 

Reminds me of, External Link/Members Only

Could he be wanker of the week 

[pokenn]

Wanking isn't really my thing but BJs, sometimes I despair. I reckon 50% of girls virtually go through the motions and it's like they aren't even near my cock. Do something often and you would expect they would work out what works.

Same here. One of the things that drives me up the wall is blowjobs where they spend half the time doing a hand job. Nowadays I encourage them to put their hands behind their back when sucking. Seems to help.

[rolf32313]

I think giving good head is a binary thing, a girl can either do it or not. I swear most pro's I see adopt a strategy of if I don't cim within the first 30 seconds (which I never do!) they are going to torture me into abandonment with either with the cheese grater tooth move or the tickle the helmet into submission with the tongue.


What's the betting on some escort board some pro$$ie is bitching about "why are so many experiences punters so useless at eating pussy...."

[Ali Katt]

Wanking isn't really my thing but BJs, sometimes I despair. I reckon 50% of girls virtually go through the motions and it's like they aren't even near my cock. Do something often and you would expect they would work out what works.

All true. How many actually give good sex, considering we pay them for it? I don't receive HJ off WGs as I don't like it.

[mattylondon]

All true. How many actually give good sex, considering we pay them for it? I don't receive HJ off WGs as I don't like it.

I wonder why it is, that people assume just because they're a prossie, they know how to fuck, suck or wank a cock!?

They undergo no formal training. For many, it's simply a last throw of the dice. Amateurs.

At least in Thailand, the mama-san can provide girls with some form of guidance. Probably why, personal tastes aside, women based in this country don't come close to their levels of service. 

[madeinwales56]

In my experience most prossies have little interest in technique or even the punter's pleasure. All they care about is making you cum as quickly as possible and get you out asap.

[Toby]

Never found an issue with blow jobs but agreed that some pro$$ies have no idea how to wank someone off properly.

Possibly something to do with individual men having their own style, and knowing what gets them off. Anyone tried a male escort, to see if they are any better (having their own dick to practice on)?

If the woman you're seeing is open to it, I think actually telling (and showing) her what ticks your boxes might help. That, or take along a fleshlight so she can use that on you instead. 

[smiths]

Possibly something to do with individual men having their own style, and knowing what gets them off. Anyone tried a male escort, to see if they are any better (having their own dick to practice on)?

If the woman you're seeing is open to it, I think actually telling (and showing) her what ticks your boxes might help. That, or take along a fleshlight so she can use that on you instead. 

Its not a case of IF a WG is open to it, its not dating, i am the one paying so i dictate how i like things and direct the WG accordingly.

[Dani]

Possibly something to do with individual men having their own style, and knowing what gets them off. Anyone tried a male escort, to see if they are any better (having their own dick to practice on)?

If the woman you're seeing is open to it, I think actually telling (and showing) her what ticks your boxes might help.

Every one likes it a little differently and some prefer opposites as in some like it hard and fast and others like it soft, slow and barely touching.  Unless we get some feedback we don't know how you prefer it and can only use guesswork which we are bound to get wrong at times

[smiths]

Every one likes it a little differently and some prefer opposites as in some like it hard and fast and others like it soft, slow and barely touching.  Unless we get some feedback we don't know how you prefer it and can only use guesswork which we are bound to get wrong at times

Exactly, as i see it the onus is on the punter to clearly communicate to the WG how he specifically likes it. Laying back and hoping for the best isnt conducive to a good punt in my experience.

[Toby]

Its not a case of IF a WG is open to it, its not dating, i am the one paying so i dictate how i like things and direct the WG accordingly.

Going by some of the reviews on here, a few WGs aren't even open to the idea of a welcoming smile. 

[smiths]

Going by some of the reviews on here, a few WGs aren't even open to the idea of a welcoming smile. 

Indeed, how hard is it to at least put on an act of friendliness. A bad attitude equals a soft cock for me nowadays, so any sign of such an attitude and thats my interest in the WG over.

[Toby]

I wonder why it is, that people assume just because they're a prossie, they know how to fuck, suck or wank a cock!?

They undergo no formal training. For many, it's simply a last throw of the dice. Amateurs.

At least in Thailand, the mama-san can provide girls with some form of guidance. Probably why, personal tastes aside, women based in this country don't come close to their levels of service. 

I see a business opportunity... 

[jonalpha]

In my experience most prossies have little interest in technique or even the punter's pleasure. All they care about is making you cum as quickly as possible and get you out asap.

Really? You're seeing the wrong girls. My last 6 have all been enthusiastic, fun and flirty with no clock watching, cum only once shenanigans. Five of them I would have no hesitation in booking again and I probably will. The last was also great girl, nice and willing but just not my type in the end.

[Gordo987]

Never found an issue with blow jobs but agreed that some pro$$ies have no idea how to wank someone off properly.

Same here, but its difficult for them to get a good hand position unless you show them. Here's a couple of techniques that I enjoy

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[threechilliman]

Same here, but its difficult for them to get a good hand position unless you show them. Here's a couple of techniques that I enjoy

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No2 for me....

tcm

[SirFrank]

You can't beat a good BJ but I've lost count of the mediocre ones   I've had. I could literally count the sublime ones on a few fingers. Also don't get me fuckig started on deep throat. Deep throat to me means swallowing my hammerhead down to the fucking balls. Sticking a couple on inches in ain't fucking DT where I come from. Oh and don't forget my balls when you're down there - another fucking pet hate of mine. Cock balls and undercarriage is part of the gig for me. Seriously though when it's your bread and butter you expect a sublime experience not some lazy half asses token fucking effort

[Bangers and Gash]

My last 6 have all been enthusiastic, fun and flirty with no clock watching, cum only once shenanigans. Five of them I would have no hesitation in booking again and I probably will. The last was also great girl, nice and willing but just not my type in the end.

Can you post the links please. 

What's the betting on some escort board some pro$$ie is bitching about "why are so many experiences punters so useless at eating pussy...."

That's fine, as long as they're the ones paying out £100+ ph tax free. My pussy munching is done as a favour - not because I have to. 

[mattylondon]

My pussy munching is done as a favour - not because I have to. 

When the prossie pays to have her pussy munched, she can whine all she likes! Until then, she should consider herself darn lucky.   

[MancSean]

Not that bothered about hand jobs but a pro$$ie that can give decent head is like a footballer with one leg. That's what they are meant to do suck cock and suck it till we are ready for the next stage. We all like something different but come on of you are getting paid for sexual services make sure you can bloody do em. C'mon it's not like sucking cock is rocket science or accountancy for fuck sake.
Main reason I first started punting was coz my ex wife wasn't the most generous in sucking me knob. So if I am paying for it mediocrity will not do. I want to see their eyes watering and smeared make up, actually in the mood for a bloody good bj now

[new_punter]

Interesting thread.

Handjobs - I think much of the issue is we all know what feels good to us and have probably been using the same technique for years/decades.  Then someone else comes along and does something they feel works, but it doesn't for us.

For me most of the time they just grip too hard.

[Gordo987]

At the risk of being accused of touting (like I give a fuck) the best hand job I've had for many years, maybe the best of all time, was by Posh Riley of Manchester earlier this year. 

[Owwhatanight]

Maybe they should get this lass to show them.....read her latest blog on art of a good blow job


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[Owwhatanight]

Think she must have been reading this post ???     Art of fellatio mmmmm

[jonalpha]

Can you post the links please. 

I can indeed. I've had a very successful time with the help of this site and a bit more research.

In no particular order:
Rosie at NNE, also seen as Emily at ENE
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She's a real little gem, lovely girl and very sexy. Her pictures make her look bigger than she is. Bare in mind she is a tiny little thing at only 5 foot tall.

Collette of Diamonds
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The body on this girl! Amazingly firm and tight. Sweet girl with a lovely personality. Only does OW now but that doesn't bother me.

Morgan of Diamonds
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Blimey, you should see the legs! Tall, slim, strong. I'm over 6 foot and when we kissed standing up I was looking her in the eyes. She did have heels on.

Lily of Diamonds
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Such a beautiful face. Butter wouldn't melt, she looks so innocent but she really likes sex. This girl was made for escorting.

Jade Heart
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Jade was a bit of a treat to myself but I had a great time. She's pretty, flirty, attentive and fantastic at sucking your cock straight down. She stays down there a long time as well, I was worried she'd suffocate at one point.

Jody of Diamonds
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Great girl, very willing and wanting to please. Amenable to everything I asked of her but, for me, she's just a bit fuller figured than I like. She's not overweight it's just I like them on the skinnier side.

I've been lucky with all of these and to top it off I'm booked with Tori tomorrow and I'm lead to believe that she is the icing on the cake. 

[GeeWiz]

I think it's because they haven't got a cock themselves.  Also, they are doing it backhanded so to speak.  My mate swears by getting his gf to stand behind him - think reverse spoons - and have her wank him off.  It's on my to-do list.

[JV547845]

I like them to use their hand a bit too actually, as it's rare for me to finish from stimulation of my glans alone but with a hand gently round my shaft it's great.