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Offline welshwizard11

Recently I have read a fair few reviews from punters with hilariously bad negative experiences. I mean they were that bad they're hard to be believed. It got me thinking about mine and btw my worst was nothing in comparison to some of the reviews that I've seen.

Even though I punt sparsely and sporadically as I like to be sure and picky with who I meet, I remember one meet that I had back when I was a punting novice that quickly altered my thinking about how to organise my illicit encounters. I met this black girl that worked in a brothel and as I'd never shagged a girl that black before (aside from a half cast girl when I was a teenager) I decided on shagging her. So in we go and as I was a very inexperienced punter and a little shy and nervous she directed me to sit down I said can we start with you on your knees, and she said you ain't paying me enough to get me on my knees (I paid £70) and proceeded to suck the tip for about 10 seconds standing bent at the waist  :lol:  :scare: and I said ok just bend over. I wrapped up and she bent over and it smelt like a zoo. My already soft cock went into hiding almost to be never seen again  :vomit:

I said I'm too floppy and she said ok lets finish. At that point I just wanted out, so out I went feeling disoriented about what just happened and it all felt like a quick blur and it was done.

When I think back it seems pretty funny and im sure an all too common occurrence for new punters one way or another.

I don't know if anyone wants to share theirs and for some of you I'm sure you've banished the memories and never want it mentioning or thought about again haha.

Offline PMAC123

My worst was getting scammed in Amsterdam lol. I think it was 10+ years ago before I had any punting experience.

Basically paid 120 euros for a girl to rid me with her pants 80% still on for 0.2 seconds then tell me to fuck off.

Would piss me off even now when I could absorb the cost but back then I was a broke student and I couldn't believe it lmao

That same holiday an old/gross TS flashed his/her cock at me from a window too :vomit:, surprised the trip didn't put me off punting for life  :lol:

Offline Corus Boy

In the early days of their arrival;

Romanian.

Only matched by trying another one!

Never again, no matter how good she looks, no matter how many good reviews even on here!

Not for me.

Offline CardiffCentral

Ignoring the parlour visits as a teen that resulted in barely any sex, lots of pointless chatter about kids/horses/prison and questionable hygiene, one of my worst but also memorable meets was with a thirty something milf I'd visited in the valleys. She looked far better than expected (curvy yet tight size 12, 5'5, blue eyes, nice smile) and she said she thought I was attractive too so things started off well. Her house was in a decent area, detached with discrete driveway and although it was full of kids stuff, still clean and her bedroom was nice and welcoming.

The ordeal started when she got hold of my cock. Her oral technique was unbelievably bad. I felt like she was trying to suck my cock straight off, it was bloody painful. After about 10 mins of me biting my lip, I offered to give her oral and that provided a moment of sweet relief. But soon after I'd started she pushed me onto my back, popped on a condom and started riding me. I've never experienced such eye watering grinding in my life. She almost broke my pelvis and can only assume her ex was an absolute unit with a cock cast out of iron. I couldn't see how nobody had told her to slow down and be gentle before. She left me questioning my masculinity.  :sarcastic:
As I was quite a way away from popping, she asked if I wanted to take off the rubber! I said no, but we could do some oral. I finally came in her mouth and she swallowed (first time for me). I don't know how/where I found her advert but it soon disappeared after that. About 4 months later I received a text from her asking if I wanted a repeat for £40. I declined but I was left feeling that she wasn't a 'proper' jobbing escort and was probably just a single mum needing a little cash. Ignoring the horrific levels of physical pain, I've never had a more natural interaction with a woman I'd paid to have sex with.

Offline justthefacts

Similar theme, worst was years ago, a self inflicted event due to just being horny and away from home. Was in Grimsby and the pickings were slim but remembered a brothel from when I was younger...

There was only one girl..and she wasn't the best there :) but despite that I still had a go, the room was like an icebox as there obviously weren't busy and not paying to heat it lol. It was so bad I came as quick as humanly possible, well I was still horny but never again will I do last minute debacles like that again

Offline Discreet_welshman

Too many to mention, most have been in parlours, the Rom in Cardiff who didnt have any lube and the last jacket broke when I stuck it up her arse.
The visit to the Garage where I had the most boring punt ever with a girl that must have started work that day and had no idea what to do..
Or the time I was in Sugars and someone walked into the room while I was hanging out of the back of one of them and ended up face to face with another girl and a punter..
Or maybe the time I visited Poland and the brothel I found, every room was dark and filled with pumping techno/trance music and you couldn't see or hear a word of each other  :rolleyes:

There are many more substandard punts but the above stick in my head the most.

All many years before I discovered this place  :thumbsup:

DW  :hi:


Offline Proton


Offline welshwizard11

Thankfully the goods ones outweigh the negative ones guys  :drinks:

Offline Jimmyrimmel

Romanian answered the door in her just popping to Asda dressing gown , fluffy slippers , at least 1.5 times the size of pics in profile and a blocked nose , why didn’t I walk .

Chinese in roath 2x as old and 7x as ugly as profile pics , extra for services I didn’t get and she farted twice once while sat on my back , that was shite.

Chinese wanted extra for me to eat her pussy 🥴🥴🥴 what’s that all about , there’s a Brazilian in town at the moment wants to charge for the same thing , she didn’t want to do anything for the 2nd pop either so I got her into doggy and made sure I got my monies worth , any time I got close I’d pull out , slow down and hold it off , dah ling wasn’t going to cum soon  :dance: :lol:

Offline Proton

WoW!! Jimmyrimmel   your post has to be up there with the truly dreadfully bad one's  :vomit:

Offline cockburn

Tempted to try a TS few years ago, saw attractive looking SP on Shokka, booked by phone. Had trouble finding the place which made me 10 min late. Got dozens of texts “where are you darling?” etc.

The address was Whitchurch Road, rang the bell, door opened but it was so dark I could hardly see. Stepped inside, when my eyes adjusted I was greeted by Hagar the Horrible. Made an excuse to move the car saying I’ll be back. Got in the car and didn’t stop driving until Cardiff was a dot in the rear view mirror. Received a stream of abusive texts over the next 24 hours.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Tempted to try a TS few years ago, saw attractive looking SP on Shokka, booked by phone. Had trouble finding the place which made me 10 min late. Got dozens of texts “where are you darling?” etc.

The address was Whitchurch Road, rang the bell, door opened but it was so dark I could hardly see. Stepped inside, when my eyes adjusted I was greeted by Hagar the Horrible. Made an excuse to move the car saying I’ll be back. Got in the car and didn’t stop driving until Cardiff was a dot in the rear view mirror. Received a stream of abusive texts over the next 24 hours.

You Bastard Cockburn. I'd made a special effort that day. I though I looked lush.  :kiss:

I knew, as soon as you made that cock and bull story about car parking that you weren't coming back  :lol: :lol:

Offline iverthickone

You Bastard Cockburn. I'd made a special effort that day. I though I looked lush.  :kiss:

I knew, as soon as you made that cock and bull story about car parking that you weren't coming back  :lol: :lol:

Lol... :lol:

Still my #1 Grumpy!  :kiss:

Offline bazingaboy

One of my worst was also one of my best.

Met a girl in a hotel near the stadium who claimed to be a gypsy porn star. Offered and delivered an absolute fith service including Anal, ass to mouth double dipping hard-core face fucking etc. All covered with rubber but still a wild session. Didn't have lube just a jar of coconut oil. Those were the good bits.

The bad bit was about a min after I got in the room the door knocked and it was the previous punter who forgot his watch.
She hid me round the corner of the room and let him in unloading a torrent of abuse at him calling him a stupid cunt etc. I nearly walked but had waited ages to see her. She found his watch and sent him packing.
She then jumped in shower while I waited as she was clearly running a busy one in one out tour.

I left feeling scared, bemused, satisfied and like a porn star.
Didn't review it as I had caught a glimpse of the other punter and didn't want to worry him.
Craziest punt I've ever had.

Offline Proton

You Bastard Cockburn. I'd made a special effort that day. I though I looked lush.  :kiss:
I knew, as soon as you made that cock and bull story about car parking that you weren't coming back  :lol: :lol:

   Excellently crafted amusing retort ... I like it   :D :lol: :drinks: