Author Topic: Thai Therapy Massage | South Harrow  (Read 1006 times)

Offline Jiimmy

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£ 50 for 1 hr for pathetic massage

Happened a few days ago. Have been feeling bit achy and adventurous and hence though to try a new place. The place looked legit and hence thought booking an appointment without expecting any Extras. Thought to improvise during the session itself and see if any luck.

Reached on time, a young oriental (probably teenaged) girl at counter asked me fill up some treatment forms etc etc. After the bluff work in the forms, cash payment sorted. Offered pair of flipflops, shown to a nice room with massage table in the centre and enough place to move around. Got ready for the session and lied on the massage table. In walks a middle aged Oriental / Thai lady in a nice dress and a towel in her hand. She covers me with a towel and starts a pretentious massage. Her fingers sometimes felt like sandpaper. Totally skips massaging lower back (bums) and thighs. When I mentioned that she skipped lower back and thighs, I was told that she had told her boss that she would only massage women and she took a male client just because there was no other therapist that day. She is not comfortable massaging male lower backs and thighs. I said fair enough and asked a refund. She steps out immediately and I could hear her shouting something in their regional language. Relayed the message that there cannot be a refund as it was already 45mins past. Offered to do a head and face massage instead. Took it as I didn't want to get into any sort of conflict or arguments. Finished massage, offered shower and taken.

The place has good ambience and facilities, just that they could offer a decent service too. Really keen to know if anyone from our brotherhood any good experiences for this shop.

Offline Dommyp

Hi Jiimmy.

Yes I’ve been here but only for a legit massage. Personally it’s always been a decent massage with the usual standing on the back and stretching. Gutted waste for you mate.

Offline RAJEC

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Couldn’t review it but could/should have added it to the massage shop mini review thread;

Called them a few years ago when driving past. I was in a hurry and needed a guaranteed massage and release so subtly asked over the phone if any extra cash may be needed (or something to that effect). Was rebuffed fairly politely and never went in after that to test the water. Seems to be a firmly legit and decent massage gaff though.

Within the vicinity you have finlandia sauna and massage which has had a recent upgrade to its interior. The birds aren’t anything spectacular but you should receive a fairly good clothed, topless or naked wank all in for about £60/30. Just beware of Mina as she loves to try her luck at fucking bareback  :scare:

To add, the actual massage skills at finlandia are fucking shite  :hi:

Offline Jiimmy

I have been to Finladia and reviewed it -ve as they overcharged me for a shit massage and HE. Will never go there again.  :thumbsdown:

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I have been to Finladia and reviewed it -ve as they overcharged me for a shit massage and HE. Will never go there again.  :thumbsdown:

Ah yes, I remember now  :thumbsdown: