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External Link/Members OnlyWhere?In quite a nice house just outside the centre at the bottom of a hill.
Price£60 for half an hour. I did ask if there were any extras but no.
The girlShe doesn't really speak English so no chance of a bit of pre-action banter or flirting.
Don't let the pictures fool you. This is where i slipped up.
She looks fit in the pictures....... In real life its a very different story.
So as advertised the STINK of fags was fucking horrible. She laughed at some point and all i could smell was her breath like she's been chewing on them raw.
And as for 29 year old.... Hmmmm I'm 45 and if she's younger then me..... I'll be a hippo's great aunt. I'd put her at mid to late 40's, decent "gym" shape but the fake tits are just too much. Hard and cold.... Not reallly what i expected TBH.
The ServiceStarted off with some OWO but within the 1st 10 seconds she must have caught my old chap at least 5 times with her fake SHARP teeth. I asked her to go slowly in the hope that might make things better.... NOPE.
So I decided to just start proceedings. Put the condom on and tried to get her to sit on me which was way more of a mission than it should have been and she moves like a Lego model.
I tried to get some sort of rhythm going but it just wasn't happening like that. So i asked her what her favourite position was and after thinking about it WAY too long, she came out with doggy..... So as i was already disappointed with the tits i didnt care about watching them wobble about as we banged so doggy it was.... Rolled her over expecting her to know what to do and she kept trying to lay down.
In the end i decided to just bang till i popped. You know what folks, it was just a really shit shag. Awkward, mechanical/robotic...
Would I go Back? Absolutely not