Author Topic: Joanne36DD - Glasgow  (Read 4426 times)


18 review(s) for Joanne36DD (13 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline lykopra

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Recently saw Joanne after having her on my HL for a while - £70 for half an hour.

Location - Flat near the Mitchell Library. Easy to get to on foot or if you're driving. I saw her on a weekend and there was plenty of free parking spots.

Comms - Straightforward. Message on AW, booking made and was texted her address all in about 15 minutes. When I got there, text again for buzzer number and directions to her flat.

Girl - Seems to be her in the few pictures. I'd say the age of 57 is about right but good looking enough for her age. Her profile lists her as both a size 12 and a 14 but I'd say she's closer to 16. Met with sexy underwear and stockings. Given my penchant for mature woman with big tits, she was ticking those boxes.

Meet - Usual behind the door greeting and led into a smallish bedroom. I hand over the cash which she goes away to stash. When she comes back, she asks me to strip and lie down to start with a massage. Wasn't great, wasn't terrible but I found it relaxing. Few minutes of this before she gets her tits out and I can feel those massive nipples rubbing all over my back, also spends a bit of time licking my body and teasing my ass with her tongue.

Onto my front and she gets her hands on my cock as well as a bit of light FK. I get my hands on those boobs and can see a bit of sagging through their weight but also age. Pretty responsive as I played with them with a bit of encouragement. She moves down for some OWO - she seems to like using her tongue as there was more licking than sucking and a bit of titwanking thrown in for good measure. The few times she did put it in her mouth, it was pretty toothy so I wasn't too bothered by the licking.

Eventually get a condom on and fuck in mish. Plenty of dirty talk and eye contact, felt pretty tight to me and can take a pounding. After a time of all this combined, I shot in the bag. Quick clean-up and comes across well as we're chatting while I get dressed. In and out in about 25 minutes.

Overall, a solid punt as a plan B - which she had been for me that day and I'd likely go back at some point. Going by past reviews, seems to have a pretty solid routine but felt natural enough. Also seems to enjoy her job and a good attitude and I reckon she'd warm up more if you were a return punter.

Offline Mothman

Harsh to review that neutral when you said it was a solid punt and you would go back.

Offline Matrix

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Harsh to review that neutral when you said it was a solid punt and you would go back.

Bigger than stated, poor massage and a toothy bj.  Neutral doesn't sound harsh at all.

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Harsh to review that neutral when you said it was a solid punt and you would go back.
I could see a couple of reasons in the review it would be a neutral, and it's his booking... Personally, I wouldn't return visit anyone I gave a neutral on here... Anything less than a Pos wouldn't be a return visit for me...  :unknown:

Offline lykopra

Bigger than stated, poor massage and a toothy bj.  Neutral doesn't sound harsh at all.

I'd hate to see what qualifies as a neutral or neg for him if this is "harsh" :scare:

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I'd hate to see what qualifies as a neutral or neg for him if this is "harsh" :scare:
He's maybe confused as you said she was a solid plan B and you would likely go back at some point...

I can see why you have gave it a neutral, but you've slightly contradicted yourself... Though as I've already stated it was your booking, your doh...  :thumbsup:

Online myothernameis

By chance, is this the same Joanne who worked from the new blythswood sauna

Offline muffherwell91

I’m sure it is. I visited her once there and she was very pleasant, however, I wouldn’t book her again.

Offline Asian guy

By chance, is this the same Joanne who worked from the new blythswood sauna

This is what I was thinking? She always used her tongue and teased your arse. She was decent in blysthwood but I reckon she would be into her 60’s now

Offline Mothman

He's maybe confused as you said she was a solid plan B and you would likely go back at some point...

I can see why you have gave it a neutral, but you've slightly contradicted yourself... Though as I've already stated it was your booking, your doh...  :thumbsup:

Exactly that. If it’s a solid punt it shouldn’t be classed as a neutral. Total contradiction.