Incall 1hr £45External Link/Members OnlyI've been holding back on this one for a good few weeks now...as I'm almost too embarrassed to write it. So, be warned this is more, "Carry On Massaging", than a proper review.
Arranged the booking with her over the phone, she came across well...friendly, flirty and full of fun. As previous reviews have stated, she's located in a commercial building very near to Central station...which is not an ideal environment at the best of times. Anyway, I arrived outside said building 5mins early and text her to let her know. No reply. Her full address is on the advert and she also told me during our phone conversation. Therefore, at the allotted appointment time I went up to her room/office and knocked the door. She comes out all apologies...sorry, sorry, sorry... and asks if I can come back in 10 mins? Reluctantly, I agree because I like the look of her, she's a sexy looking Thai Milf...fairly small with a good rack and a pretty face.
Ten minutes later...after an aimless wander...I chap the door again. She leads me in to the room, takes the £45, then tells me to get undressed and leaves the room to stash the cash...or so I thought? As I'm getting my kit off I can hear her talking to someone in the next room...with her now familiar mantra of, "sorry, sorry, sorry. A couple of mins later, she comes back into the room and says her friend will be in shortly to give me my massage!!! Obviously, I query this...and she nonchalantly tells me she has a customer in the other room and her friend is on her way downstairs??? and is... 'very good, pretty girl with a very nice massage'. At this point, I'm ready to walk and tell her I'm not happy and I want my money back. Just as I've said this her friend, walks in. She is not as good looking as Ann...but she is younger and quite petite/skinny... and is all friendly and smiley, so I decide to go ahead with the booking.
Turns out her friend is actually Monn, who has her own business/studio on the 3rd floor. Her massage is pretty good...a mixture of proper Thai techniques and some quite sensual...almost teasing...at this point it's looking promising. However, on turnover, when I ask the big question...I get an emphatic, 'No I don't do that!'. As a result of this, I end up talking to her much more than I normally would for the rest of the massage. During this time, she reveals that she's a bit pissed off at having to regularly come down and 'help Ann when she's busy'...and fed up with punters asking for extra services. In spite of this, I still ask if I book her directly and go to her massage room would I get a HE...the look she gave me was something else...so I pretended I was only joking
Just to top things off...as I'm leaving, Ann Siri is in the small reception area. Once again, she is all smiles and apologies....sorry, sorry, sorry for the mix up. I tell her what she is doing is totally unprofessional and will loose her customers. She responds by saying she will give me a 'special price massage' if I book again. Obviously, I enquire further....£70 for a 1hr with HE and her fully clothed. Told her that there was nothing special about that deal at all...and that she needs to re-think her whole approach to running a customer led business and left.
SummaryWithout doubt the most farcical fuck up I've encountered in 31 years of punting...12 years of which includes the massage scene. She's a double booking, B&S chancer of the highest order...definitely one to avoid.
