External Link/Members OnlyI hadn't been planning a punt, but found myself unexpectedly in Harlow, and pulled into the car park outside Edinburgh House. The little fella was doing the thinking, so I called Amanda to she if she might be free.
Communications
I'd previously SMS'd her a few days before, when looking at midweek options, but had gone elsewhere instead (see my review of Kinky Surj yesterday). She answered a voice call promptly, and was happy to entertain for 15 mins. I told her I was right outside, and so she gave me the appartment number. Looking at the parking enforcement sign under which I'd parked I decided to move the car to the sales visitors spaces, during which time Amanda called to see what was taking me so long! Two minutes later and I was outside her flat.
Arrangement
Although she doesn't list 15mins on her AW page, she was receptive of the proposal, but not of my haggling. It would be 60 quid for 15 mins, and 40 was considered laughable. I don't normally like to barter, but the last vestages of my actual brain kicked in at that point, and I really wanted a cheap way of checking her out before planning a longer punt in a few weeks.
The Girl
Is the one in the AW pictures, I would guess that the age given is accurate. Lovely figure; once the behind-the door shenanigans were past. No tatoos that I noticed. I found her attractive (a sentiment which I'm sure wasn't reciprocated, as I'm old and tubby), x. There was a sound of another couple having a conversation in the flat, but I'm fairly sure it was only the TV in the other room. I saw no one.
Being aware of the march of time we were both naked in short order, and she didn't waste any time in putting on the rubber and she proceeded with OW on my then-semi. Her tits are a lovely size, D-cup seems accurate, slightly hard bolt-ons (there's nothing like the real thing

!), and I enjoyed unimpeded groping as we moved the OW onto the bed.
I filled the bag fairly rapidly, and after a perfunctory pass with a tissue she handed me a wet wipe to finish the clean-up. I popped into the clean, bright, ensuite bathroom to wash my hands, and noticed that sat there on the sink was a bright pink dildo, with every realistic crevice and contour covered in what I can only assume was fairly fresh shit

. If you were the fella in with her previously, please own up in the thread below, but that's an image I'd like to be able to forget.

Whilst I was drying my hands she got dressed again, and so further boob-enjoyment was not possible even though the total time elapsed by that point was in the region of 7 minutes. I asked her about shared-showers in a longer session, as that's something specifically mentioned on her AW page, is something I would enjoy, and which seems an unusual offering, but was told that it's not something she would do.
With the speed (my fault), the "shit-dildo", and the contradicting info about the shower in mind... that bumps the experience down from positive to neutral for me, redeemed by the fact that a girl that would be way out of my league in civvy life gave the little fella an unexpected treat

And there was no queue for petrol just down the road!
