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I have been a punter for some years and I’m ashamed to say that this is my first review. My experience with Cindy was so bad that I felt that I had to write and warn others. The meet took place last night. I felt the itch and tried a number of my favourites. No one answered except for Cindy. Arranged one hour for 8pm. I’m a versatile switch. She said no problem.
The venue:
A shabby 2nd floor flat in a sixties building. I’m always punctual and it drives me mad when they say “just two minutes baby” and it turns into 15 minutes. We sat in the sitting room with two narrow sofas. We exchanged paperwork. I had read only one review which said that she was a time waster. I should have paid attention. I asked if were we going to the bedroom. She said she only had a small bedroom.
The girl
Just about looks like her photos but chunkier. I thought what the heck? I’m here now.
The action
The time wasting began. She showed me her coat that she had bought that day and told me about a new car she had bought. She played with her phone. Eventually we undressed and began with LFK. She said that French kissing involved no tongues. I said that she was wrong....we undressed and I started giving her OWO. She couldn’t get hard. Whenever I kissed her body she flinched and said she was ticklish. There was zero chemistry. In 10 years of punting I had never experienced this. I said that this wasn’t working for me and I said that I would give her £100 but that I was leaving. She snatched the money off the table and said I was very rude and told me to leave. I hate conflict and she had suddenly become really volatile. I calmed her down and I suggested that we start again. I wasn’t about to leave with nothing.
She gave me a jerky hand job and a hopeless BJ. I wanted it over with. I said that I wanted to fuck her. She said she had to clean herself. What had she been doing in the hour before our meet? Whilst she was doing that I peeked in the bedroom and saw that she had a perfectly decent sized double bed. 10 minutes later she came back. We stayed on the narrow sofa. She was not going to move to the bedroom She tried to lower herself on me bareback saying she was on prep. I insisted on a condom. She reluctantly got one saying that she can’t fuck with condoms because it hurts. I’m quite big and girthy and I just couldn’t enter her. She kept falling off the sofa. After a few tries she gave me a terrible handjob with me trying to conjure up every memory in my wank bank of brilliant previous punts. I came. She cleaned me up. I had a shower in a filthy bathroom and couldn’t wait to get out 45 minutes later. DO NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR THIS GIRL.
Venue
2/10
Girl
1/10