I have seen Megan through Diva Escorts sometime in April this year. I almost was going to give up punting after this one, it was that bad. Others need to know before forking out £500 an hour to her.
So the booking through Diva was nice and easy, everything done through texting, all professional LOL. I've booked her for an hour, for the same day, as I was feeling particularly horny. Here is her Diva profile:
External Link/Members OnlyHer flat is near Queensway. From the outside the place looks grand and luxurious, however, first big red flag: had to go downstairs to a dimly lit narrow corridor, into a flat that was a basement box. She was waiting there with the regular hiding behind the door routine. She was wearing a black body suit. Tried to give a kiss in the cheek which she didn't oblige and took a step back as if it never happened. 2nd red flag. The flat was a basically a filthy studio box, clouded with cigarette smoke that would make your eyes water, I have seen better/cleaner brothel rooms in Manchester chinatown, with a filthy overused towel on the bed soaking in previous punters sweat. 3rd Red flag. She speaks in a heavy romanian accent 4th red flag.
She looks like her pictures, tight athletic body, so fit in that regard, she airbrushed a mole on her face, her skin isnt clear, and her teeth are small and cigarette stained ie. not a kissable mouth. One of her tits is noticeably bigger than the other.
She sat down, and offered a drink, I said no, and she started sipping on her wine, asked me for the money, and while I was taking it out (it was a discounted £200 per hour at that point in the pandemic), she started smoking and texting clients, trying to make me feel uncomfortable with her arrogant attitude, making comments like "why arent you talking?". 5th red flag. At this point, I should have walked out. As I mentioned earlier, I was very horny, so I said "fuck it", I'll surely regret it but whatever.
She finished her nasty cigarette, and asked me to take my clothes off. I refused to lie on the towel, I pushed it to the side. No kissing, no foreplay at all, despite having listed on her profile. Lots of baby wipes, even though I had showered, feeling like I am at a doctors office about to get my dick chopped off. At this point she puts the condom on and starts an awful toothy mechanical blowjob. She started poking the top of my dickhole with her tongue, I told her repeatedly that this actually hurting but she did not listen. Being bored and actually traumatized by the blowjob I asked her to climb on top, which she refused. I started shagging her really hard from doggy praying to cum early. However, I just couldn't, the pimples on her ass were distracting me. I rolled her around, for missionary, closed my eyes and sure enough I came a bit later than I would have liked, as she was distracting me by saying how much time I have left (in an hour long punt). The post nut clarity made everything worse. I quickly went to the filthy mould covered bathroom, washed my dick, ordered an uber. While dressing up, she had the cheek to ask me whether I would leave her a good review on the website and come back. I didnt say a word and fucked off.
I have recently checked her profile, and she has updated her pictures and now has the cheek to ask for £500 an hour. I'm surprised she hasn't been flagged yet. But there you have it, AVOID AT ALL COST, I consider this as having taken one for the team lads.
