After a hard week I decided to treat myself to a massage, and thought I'd try the new place mentioned.
External Link/Members OnlyWhenOctober 2021
Overall Neutral - I was seriously considering walking. But TOFFT and saw it through.
LogisticsOK, called and made my booking turned up and was directed to a room by the lady on reception.
Price£45 PH massage
+£20 HE
+£20 B2B
LocationA busy street, with local shops, bus stop, pub and several pizza places very close by.
LooksSlightly Chubby Chinese Woman, average looks. Definitely not anyone from the advertising. I still dream of a parlour that has actual photos of it's employees in the advertising.
ServiceTurned up on time and had a quick chat with the receptionist, from the asides to the other massuses in Mandarin they're definitely Chinese.
Was directed to a room and the usual take your clothes off and wait happened. The room was absolutely tiny, and very dimly lit, and I swear my shoulders were almost touching both sides.
Once I was settled in the receptionist said the masses would be a couple of minutes. I spent about 10 mins in the nud staring at peeling wallpaper.
Eventually the massuse entered, wasn't expecting anything great at ths point, but the actual massage part was OK. After 15 minutes she started working her way through the massage list.
Dry, back walking, oil, hot stones etc. She started on some CC swipes and I relaxed, starting to enjoy myself.
People kept walking in the front door and I could hear everything they said, through the walls, so very distracting.
HE was offered but the massuse suddenly vanished out of the door to attend to some family business. She returned about 5 minutes later, but by then I was completely off my stroke so decided to call it a night.
Asked about other offerings, just to see what was available, but wasn't tempted, said thank you and took my leave.
Suppose it could have been better but I probably won't be going back.
