External Link/Members Only After plan A and B didn't transpire I opted for this Thai that I couldn't find any reviews for. I'd seen her profile a few times as she tours but there was always better option.
ÇOMMS
Relatively straight forward and after few texts I had ½ hour booked at £70.
LOCATION
Not a big fan of punting in Lichfield. It's a nice city and all, but punting wise it's a bit shit. If the girl you go to see gives you radio silence or cancels, there ain't much on offer for a back up.
The flat is on a busy road just outside the centre. Sandwiched between some shops and not very discreet.
Nice pad though.
MAYA
It's her in the pics and for once pretty much looks the same. I wouldn't call her beautiful, but better than average looking. Slim, smallish with rubbish big bolt ons that look very fake and feel worse. All shaved bellow (not that I got to go down there.) Very slight baby damage on stomach but hardly noticable. At first I thought her English was shit but its actually not bad. Just naturally very quiet.
THE FUMBLE
Started with a massage that was actually really good. But wasn't what I was there for though so soon turned around and instigated OWO. Started of very average but did get a bit better. Felt good anyway. I then asked for RO.
"Too sensitive," she muttered.
In one of the texts it clearly said 69 was on offer. Didn't bother arguing about it so just let her climb on board. Not the greatest but fuck me she was tight. And my god she pulled some faces. Drilled her in mish before filling the bag that happened way sooner than normal down to her being pretty tight.
I've seen a lot of Thais this year and most of them have been better. There was nothing bad about it, but nothing great either. No RO pissed me off too.
