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Author Topic: A Strange Thing Happened at The Indian  (Read 2174 times)

So, it was Mrs MIW's birthday and we decided to go and have an indian. England game,was on so pretty quiet. Sat down ordered drinks and looking at menu when a very strange thing occurs. Two young ladies come to sit down at the next table and, as you do, look up to see who they are. Imagine my surprise when it was none other than  https://www.adultwork.com/1692104 or https://www.adultwork.com/Gemma%2D%2DXx and  https://www.adultwork.com/1481285 or https://www.adultwork.com/Mandy%5Fxxx. The infamous Gemma (late of this site) and her duo partner, Mandy. Couldn't believe it!
Anyway, order our meals and doing a bit of earwigging into their conversation. Typical girls night out bollocks. Waiters very attentive on their table (naturally) and then one asks them if they work together. Through the giggles they admitted they did. "What do you do?" he asked. "Oh, we're dog groomers" says Mandy. "That's interesting" says the waiter "So, do people bring the dogs to you or do you go to their houses?" Much hysterical laughter and Gemma says "Well, both really!" It was all I could do to stop myself going into convulsions.
Outside the restaurant Mrs MIW asked if I knew those girls. "They looked familiar but I can't think where from" says I.
Absolutely hilarious evening.


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Offline SirFrank

Did they finish off their meal with a lemon sorbet inside a coconut shell
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No, they finished off with large vodkas. Shame it wasn't a facial!

Roland D Hay

So, it was Mrs MIW's birthday and we decided to go and have an indian. England game,was on so pretty quiet. Sat down ordered drinks and looking at menu when a very strange thing occurs. Two young ladies come to sit down at the next table and, as you do, look up to see who they are. Imagine my surprise when it was none other than  https://www.adultwork.com/1692104 or https://www.adultwork.com/Gemma%2D%2DXx and  https://www.adultwork.com/1481285 or https://www.adultwork.com/Mandy%5Fxxx. The infamous Gemma (late of this site) and her duo partner, Mandy. Couldn't believe it!
Anyway, order our meals and doing a bit of earwigging into their conversation. Typical girls night out bollocks. Waiters very attentive on their table (naturally) and then one asks them if they work together. Through the giggles they admitted they did. "What do you do?" he asked. "Oh, we're dog groomers" says Mandy. "That's interesting" says the waiter "So, do people bring the dogs to you or do you go to their houses?" Much hysterical laughter and Gemma says "Well, both really!" It was all I could do to stop myself going into convulsions.
Outside the restaurant Mrs MIW asked if I knew those girls. "They looked familiar but I can't think where from" says I.
Absolutely hilarious evening.

You didn't mention that the girls were last seen grooming your Cocker then?


2 review(s) found for Gemma--Xx linked to in above post (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline dilettante

Were they drinking lassis? - we always used to joke that it came from the prostate glands of collie dogs.

Offline socks

Had you seen them previously in a professional capacity or just from their appearances on AW and UKP? I do near enough shit myself on the rare occasions I see a punted woman when out and about with family members. Never become a real problem though cos of the punter:prossie code. But if I was sat that close to two, with the OH, I'd probably explode with awkwardness.

I've not visited Mandy but she's fairly prominent on AW. When I spotted this tight-jeaned, fantastically-arsed woman in the queue in front of me in Morrisons and began thinking about how much I'd like to bury my face and cock in it, then recognised her face when she turned around, I had a proper twitch in my sex brains at the realisation that I could do that if I wanted.

Offline vt

So were you intrigued enough to want to hear more of their pilau talk?!?  :D

Had you seen them previously in a professional capacity or just from their appearances on AW and UKP? I do near enough shit myself on the rare occasions I see a punted woman when out and about with family members. Never become a real problem though cos of the punter:prossie code. But if I was sat that close to two, with the OH, I'd probably explode with awkwardness.

I've not visited Mandy but she's fairly prominent on AW. When I spotted this tight-jeaned, fantastically-arsed woman in the queue in front of me in Morrisons and began thinking about how much I'd like to bury my face and cock in it, then recognised her face when she turned around, I had a proper twitch in my sex brains at the realisation that I could do that if I wanted.


I have seen Gemma a number of years ago and she was pretty lacklustre and unenthusiastic back then. Mandy is on my to do list but I might wait a while to let her memory fade from our Indian encounter!

Offline ciscoxxx69

So were you intrigued enough to want to hear more of their pilau talk?!?  :D

That's very good VT  :D


MIW....very good for keeping it together.
I could cope if I just recognised them from AW, but if I had shagged them......OMG I would be a gibbering mess all evening.
Mrs Cisco would deffo know something was up........just watching the recent plethora of programmes on TV (sat on the sofa together) about prostitution, made me feel very uneasy. Especially when the tattooed porn star MissLouiseKay came on....I was distinctly fidgety (Though knowing I had fucked her doggy and Cum in her mouth several weeks earlier, did give me a smug warm glow too if I am honest.... :drinks:)
« Last Edit: June 21, 2014, 03:32:46 PM by ciscoxxx69 »

smug warm glow

Get that all the time just thinking what I've been up to...

tcm

Offline socks


I have seen Gemma a number of years ago and she was pretty lacklustre and unenthusiastic back then. Mandy is on my to do list but I might wait a while to let her memory fade from our Indian encounter!
That's me too - There's something holding me back from seeing Mandy but I can't work out what it is! Gemma I saw in 2012 I think and was indeed a bit lacklustre. TBH tough I don't really mind that, if they are happy to let me explore their bodies in my pervy way, that's generally speaking a good punt in my book!

just watching the recent plethora of programmes on TV about prostitution, made me feel very uneasy. Especially when the tattooed porn star MissLouiseKay came on

Which programmes are these? They sound interesting and I might give them a watch if I can still find them
Titles, channel etcetera would be handy :)


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