Author Topic: Kim_KK: Romanian PAWG + Huge-boobed All-Rounder : Birmingham City Centre  (Read 8317 times)


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Offline lagosmargaret


Liquorice Allsorts bag of reviews on Kim.Attracted by her extensive LL . OWO + CIM …..AND... she’s willing to open the brown purse strings and take it up the marmite chute  :rose: .All inclusive..and all at a  rock bottom price.Partial to occasionally fudge-packing  a girl’s bum- realised it was 2 yrs+ since my little fella had rummaged around an escort’s sewage cabinet,and so here was an economical chance to indulge……

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Comms : Location : Damage
- All by text.Prompt.Succinct.If it was you, Sergei Pimpsky-Korsakov,I’m impressed !  :thumbsup:
- Tower block 5 mins walk from Grand Central by shortest route.Buzzed in by her.Confusing layout. The lift buttons lack odd numbers - you really  gotta concentrate,jeez.Very 60s/70s style.
£60 H/H
                                                       
Face  : Fairly attractive head- on.Side profile skew - whiff : a hooter like Concorde’s dropped nose + ridiculous pouty carp lips :D…..look like two knobbly chipolatas glued to her gob in prone bone.Some resemblance to Chloe in Channel 5’s “Teens Selling Sex” documentary(Google it). But,all-in-all,she was reasonably attractive to me.Long black hair + pale skin.

Stats + Body :
Late 20s/early 30s : 5’3” : size 10+/-12  : hourglass type figure                       
Her boobs? Dayum! Should be the promo girl for the Honeydew Melons company :yahoo: - packing prob. 32DD+ . Big areolae + smallish nips.Nats.
Big,firmish booty
Slightly chunky legs
More poundage than pics.Counted 3 jelly rolls between her tits + pubic area
Tatts as per AW pics.+ Tatts on her lower left side (English writing + picture) + 4 letter word spanning shoulder blades
Shaven puss with dark inner lips
From previous reviews was expecting to be confronted with a Yeti pelt on her back,but only mildly hirsute in this area

Personality :
V.quiet.Initially tentative(first meeting?) but warmed up,becoming more smiley.

The Punt :

Off to shower after paperwork.An old-fashioned + annoying hand-held one.Tried to adjust the temp. while the showerhead was pointing at my package.It suddenly sprayed superheated hot water out + scalded my junk! Momentarily doubled over with pain- :crazy: :cry: ! Not a good start- never begun a punt with roast chestnuts…..

Thankfully recovered, back into the spartan business room.Checked her phone for a few moments then sidled over,rolling down her top to release the guns.Rarely seen puppies like these on an escort.A Rommie Samantha Fox….possibly even bigger…..more an “arse + legs” guy,but these hanging basketballs were WOW  :music:! She jiggled them around,causing tremors in the tower block + it to list to one side like the Leaning Tower of Pisa  :D. Had a pleasurable fiddle.

Kim asked me whether I wanted the oral with/without. No brainer,OW does little for me.Sank to her knees + got to work.Unfortunately,the little fella stubbornly refused to bring his 100% power game to the party  :dash:,and so had to function at about 85% hardness throughout.Maybe I’ve been conditioned to a slower,more intimate/tactile build-up….

Lay on the bed to continue the blowie.Would describe it as only a notch above average.Not balls-to-the-chin DT.Straight bobs + too fast.Prefer a slower pace, lots of whole-length licking alternating with suction.Displayed an aversion to my balls even though  I’m shaved :unknown:,+ after I tried to give her hints.

Onto the pump and ,hopefully, the anal.Got out a really thick, red rubber and rolled it on me.This Red Riding Hood  gripped my cock as hard as the “World’s Strongest Man” deadlifters (Eeek) + squeezed a significant amount of the red stuff out of my already blood-starved,semi-struggling cock. On her knees on the bed,where she confirmed she was defo PAWG bracket.Inserted + blasted away,kudos to her, she can take a roasting.Periodically crouched forward to cup and lightly squeeze her weighty chest pillows.Started to twerk her big pale cheeks + slammed back,forcibly impaling herself on me whenever I slowed the pace.She’s a goer alright :hi: :rose:.Only got a sparse ladder of hairs down her spine.

Although this doggy got me fairly hard ,suspected  I wasn’t quite rigid enough to push through a tight brown whore trapdoor,so chucked my aspirations for anal outta the 20th floor window.Continued with the slamming until I felt the urge + duly dropped the whizz in her waiting mouth.Took it well + didn’t drop a drop.Duly spat out.Didn’t clockwatch,never prompted me to finish,got the whole time + some.Prepared for departure with some almost-monosyllabic chatter,then out.

Not absolutely blown away (apart from by her tits),but I left pretty satisfied.Well worth 60 smackers IMO.


Whore Score - 8/10

+ves
Reasonably attractive looks - to me
Decent body but needs to get some ab crunches in
Great boobs + good bum  :dance:
Proper CIM  :thumbsup:
Enthusiastic attitude
Unrushed + got more than half hour  :thumbsup:
Wide service range at a great price.From services I received,does what she says to an acceptable level without the dreaded “Ees eggstra,baybee” / “I no do dat,hun”
Convenient location


Neut
Didn’t kiss.Not bothered about that on this punt.With those lips,would probs have been like FK a camel!
Didn’t get around to bumming her- partly performance issues on my part


-ves
Dodgy apartment block with brain-frying layout  :wacko:
No ballsucking
Condom was as thick as a tractor tyre + constricting - didn’t help with my hardness struggle
Shower boiled my bollox (Off to get scrotal skin grafts)  :D
Not a great conversationalist


Round Up
Decent punt with a curvy, thicc,willing,decent-looking Rommie chick, whose boobs are the Pride of Bucharest.Represented fairly  decent VFM for the services partaken.Didn’t achieve the main aim of  my visit - to drill out her butthole - but partly down to performance issues on my part.Can’t comment on what her anal’s like,or whether she would have taken me up the cack pipe.Will return.Hopefully,mini-LM  won’t misbehave + stand with full pride next time around. His reward may be a mouthwatering tour of the Cadbury’s factory.

As usual,YMMV.

LM  :hi:

Offline alabama1

Great review mate  :lol:. I have been in that same apartment i think, when i saw her mate, many moons ago, who goes by the very sexy name of N.N.N., (or just "N" to her friends). Sounds like you had more fun than me though  :D
« Last Edit: September 29, 2021, 06:48:53 pm by alabama1 »

Offline Punterperson1971

Good review mate and she seems vfm

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Offline mudsucker

Did you get past the 2nd door? Or did you have to wait for someone to let you in?

Offline Steve1961

Another brilliant, entertaining, chortling, nay hilarious and yet informative review Lagosmargaret.
This is how reviews should be written.
I am glad that you had a good time. Definitely VFM.
I wonder how tight her poo pipe is? Potentially worthy of further exploration.

Offline billyjo

I went to see her a long time ago but ended up walking as she was drowned in makeup and appeared to have a painted on face, just didn't do it for me.  There was also a recent review of someone giving her anal and experiencing a messy poop chute. 

Saw her pal Amy once years ago but never returned, seemed a bit rough around the edges.


Online pbrown355

Seen her a couple of times. Prefer both of her flatmates but may revisit soon as she's the only one of the 3 around at the moment.

Offline mancsguy1975

Very entertaining review pal  :lol: :drinks: Sounds like you had a good session :thumbsup:

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Offline jimmymac

As always a top review LM  :thumbsup: Very entertaining, keep up the good work!

Offline lagosmargaret

Update

Made a recent return visit to Kim + her juggsernauts !  :drinks:

Punt was a 90% echo of the first - except towards the end I pumped her ring this time.Got a small,pretty asshole (unlike some of the shotgun blasts  I’ve seen) :D.Prayed that her bum was empty of Nutella spread, and gradually eased through her tight band.Didn’t really feel much during the anal,fairly underwhelming,so stopped after a few mins for a CIM grand finale.Hygiene appeared OK - no condom skidmarks ,toilet smells etc.

Addenda

Gave her a bit of RO in 69,and she appeared to have pre-lubed or applied a hygiene product downstairs.Tasted bitter. :vomit:

Emphatically refused to suck my nuts,her only request refusal in my visits.

Had a very close look at her back .She’s got a v. light fluff on it,but only noticeable under microscopic scrutiny.Not off- putting for me.

Increased our conversation by about 20 extra words this time.Yay!

Blue condom this time around.Ha ha.Working her way through the rainbow colours…. :D

Enthusiastic + compliant,wide service range . She’s well worth the money for a Romanian PSE in Brum  IMO.

Alabama ,Punterperson,Inbruges,Steve,Mancsguy,Lamboman and JimmyMac - many thanks for the appreciative comments. :hi:

Mudsucker - On my 1st visit,I never got through her 1st Brown Door,never mind the 2nd :lol:.Ha ha.Seriously, once I got through the 1st door,the 2nd opened automatically.

LM  :drinks:

Offline alabama1

Update

Made a recent return visit to Kim + her juggsernauts !  :drinks:

Punt was a 90% echo of the first - except towards the end I pumped her ring this time.Got a small,pretty asshole (unlike some of the shotgun blasts  I’ve seen) :D.Prayed that her bum was empty of Nutella spread, and gradually eased through her tight band.Didn’t really feel much during the anal,fairly underwhelming,so stopped after a few mins for a CIM grand finale.Hygiene appeared OK - no condom skidmarks ,toilet smells etc.

Addenda

Gave her a bit of RO in 69,and she appeared to have pre-lubed or applied a hygiene product downstairs.Tasted bitter. :vomit:

Emphatically refused to suck my nuts,her only request refusal in my visits.

Had a very close look at her back .She’s got a v. light fluff on it,but only noticeable under microscopic scrutiny.Not off- putting for me.

Increased our conversation by about 20 extra words this time.Yay!

Blue condom this time around.Ha ha.Working her way through the rainbow colours…. :D

Enthusiastic + compliant,wide service range . She’s well worth the money for a Romanian PSE in Brum  IMO.

Alabama ,Punterperson,Inbruges,Steve,Mancsguy,Lamboman and JimmyMac - many thanks for the appreciative comments. :hi:

Mudsucker - On my 1st visit,I never got through her 1st Brown Door,never mind the 2nd :lol:.Ha ha.Seriously, once I got through the 1st door,the 2nd opened automatically.

LM  :drinks:


Increased our conversation by about 20 extra words this time.Yay! You charmer you  :lol:
« Last Edit: October 08, 2021, 12:20:51 pm by alabama1 »

Offline PuntingPreacher601

Great review and love the format very entertaining to read!

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Offline Long121

Great review pal you should do it for a living! Wonder what publication would take you on though

Offline Cal55

Good/entertaining review. Not usually a big fan of Rom’s but, this one is worth looking into.
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