Liquorice Allsorts bag of reviews on Kim.Attracted by her extensive LL . OWO + CIM …..AND... she’s willing to open the brown purse strings and take it up the marmite chute

.All inclusive..and all at a rock bottom price.Partial to occasionally fudge-packing a girl’s bum- realised it was 2 yrs+ since my little fella had rummaged around an escort’s sewage cabinet,and so here was an economical chance to indulge……
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Location : Damage- All by text.Prompt.Succinct.If it was you, Sergei
Pimpsky-Korsakov,I’m impressed !

- Tower block 5 mins walk from Grand Central by shortest route.Buzzed in by her.Confusing layout. The lift buttons lack odd numbers - you really gotta concentrate,jeez.Very 60s/70s style.
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£60 H/H Face : Fairly attractive head- on.Side profile skew - whiff : a hooter like Concorde’s dropped nose + ridiculous pouty carp lips

…..look like two knobbly chipolatas glued to her gob in prone bone.Some resemblance to Chloe in Channel 5’s “Teens Selling Sex” documentary(Google it). But,all-in-all,she was reasonably attractive to me.Long black hair + pale skin.
Stats + Body :Late 20s/early 30s : 5’3” : size 10+/-12 : hourglass type figure
Her boobs? Dayum! Should be the promo girl for the Honeydew Melons company

- packing prob. 32DD+ . Big areolae + smallish nips.Nats.
Big,firmish booty
Slightly chunky legs
More poundage than pics.Counted 3 jelly rolls between her tits + pubic area
Tatts as per AW pics.+ Tatts on her lower left side (English writing + picture) + 4 letter word spanning shoulder blades
Shaven puss with dark inner lips
From previous reviews was expecting to be confronted with a Yeti pelt on her back,but only mildly hirsute in this area
Personality :V.quiet.Initially tentative(first meeting?) but warmed up,becoming more smiley.
The Punt :Off to shower after paperwork.An old-fashioned + annoying hand-held one.Tried to adjust the temp. while the showerhead was pointing at my package.It suddenly sprayed superheated hot water out + scalded my junk! Momentarily doubled over with pain-

! Not a good start- never begun a punt with roast chestnuts…..
Thankfully recovered, back into the spartan business room.Checked her phone for a few moments then sidled over,rolling down her top to release the guns.Rarely seen puppies like these on an escort.A Rommie Samantha Fox….possibly even bigger…..more an “arse + legs” guy,but these hanging basketballs were WOW

! She jiggled them around,causing tremors in the tower block + it to list to one side like the Leaning Tower of Pisa

. Had a pleasurable fiddle.
Kim asked me whether I wanted the oral with/without. No brainer,OW does little for me.Sank to her knees + got to work.Unfortunately,the little fella stubbornly refused to bring his 100% power game to the party

,and so had to function at about 85% hardness throughout.Maybe I’ve been conditioned to a slower,more intimate/tactile build-up….
Lay on the bed to continue the blowie.Would describe it as only a notch above average.Not balls-to-the-chin DT.Straight bobs + too fast.Prefer a slower pace, lots of whole-length licking alternating with suction.Displayed an aversion to my balls even though I’m shaved

,+ after I tried to give her hints.
Onto the pump and ,hopefully, the anal.Got out a really thick, red rubber and rolled it on me.This Red Riding Hood gripped my cock as hard as the “World’s Strongest Man” deadlifters (Eeek) + squeezed a significant amount of the red stuff out of my already blood-starved,semi-struggling cock. On her knees on the bed,where she confirmed she was defo PAWG bracket.Inserted + blasted away,kudos to her, she can take a roasting.Periodically crouched forward to cup and lightly squeeze her weighty chest pillows.Started to twerk her big pale cheeks + slammed back,forcibly impaling herself on me whenever I slowed the pace.She’s a goer alright

.Only got a sparse ladder of hairs down her spine.
Although this doggy got me fairly hard ,suspected I wasn’t quite rigid enough to push through a tight brown whore trapdoor,so chucked my aspirations for anal outta the 20th floor window.Continued with the slamming until I felt the urge + duly dropped the whizz in her waiting mouth.Took it well + didn’t drop a drop.Duly spat out.Didn’t clockwatch,never prompted me to finish,got the whole time + some.Prepared for departure with some almost-monosyllabic chatter,then out.
Not absolutely blown away (apart from by her tits),but I left pretty satisfied.Well worth 60 smackers IMO.
Whore Score - 8/10+vesReasonably attractive looks - to me
Decent body but needs to get some ab crunches in
Great boobs + good bum 
Proper CIM 
Enthusiastic attitude
Unrushed + got more than half hour 
Wide service range at a great price.From services I received,does what she says to an acceptable level without the dreaded “Ees eggstra,baybee” / “I no do dat,hun”
Convenient locationNeut Didn’t kiss.Not bothered about that on this punt.With those lips,would probs have been like FK a camel!
Didn’t get around to bumming her- partly performance issues on my part-vesDodgy apartment block with brain-frying layout 
No ballsucking
Condom was as thick as a tractor tyre + constricting - didn’t help with my hardness struggle
Shower boiled my bollox (Off to get scrotal skin grafts) 
Not a great conversationalistRound UpDecent punt with a curvy, thicc,willing,decent-looking Rommie chick, whose boobs are the Pride of Bucharest.Represented fairly decent VFM for the services partaken.Didn’t achieve the main aim of my visit - to drill out her butthole - but partly down to performance issues on my part.Can’t comment on what her anal’s like,or whether she would have taken me up the cack pipe.Will return.Hopefully,mini-LM won’t misbehave + stand with full pride next time around. His reward may be a mouthwatering tour of the Cadbury’s factory.As usual,YMMV.LM 