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External Link/Members OnlyPut the kettle on lads or even pour a pint, story time here. This occurred around a month ago, before I joined here.
So this bitch is one of the reasons I joined this forum in the first place, to warn others and hopefully prevent others of getting ripped off, because that’s what happened to me.
Let me start by saying there is no logic behind my thought processes on this particular day, I do not need anyone to point out the red flags etc, I know I was a dumb fuck. I am aware, thanks.
Background: I had swung a message off a couple days prior to this meet and got no reply, the following day she replied saying she was available that day if I wanted to see her, I ignored because I was no longer in search for a punt, then the day after that (the day of the meet) she sends a follow up message saying ‘???’. I actually have some time that day and wouldn’t actually mind emptying the sack, also she’s now chasing me, so i’m thinking she must be up for giving me a good service, so I reply, we agree the details.
£120 for 30mins including owo
As I’m on the way she messages again checking if i’m still coming, I say I am, now she’s coming across desperate, then send another message saying that she’s run out of condoms, can I get some and she will pay me back for them, I reply ‘that’s awkward’ followed by laughing faces and then tell her I’ll pick some up on way but for this now she owes me extra slow and sloppy head, she replies with a laughing face and says no problem. I feel like there’s some banter exchange happening… then when i’m around 5 mins away she sends another message saying ‘are you here?’, now I’m annoyed because the agreed meet time hasn’t even reached yet, so how is she acting like I’m late, bitch I’m trying to drive and you’re texting me every fucking 10 minutes.
I stop by an en route corner shop and grab a big box of durex, they’re ribbed, it’s the only box they have, no issue, I purchase and finish making my way to the hotel. I park up around the corner of the hotel and drop her a text confirming if it’s the correct hotel, she says yes but she’s not ready, to give her 10mins. This pisses me off further because she was chasing me up like I’m making her wait AND I stopped to grab the condoms and she isn’t even ready. I wait 5 mins, it starts to rain so I walk back to my car around the corner to wait in some shelter as I didn’t want to hang out in a hotel lobby, for me that’s shady. No text still, I tell myself I’ll wait 10 max before leaving. Right on 10mins she replies she’s ready, but to meet her at the elevators because you need a keycard to work them, so I tell her to wait there and give me 2 mins as I’ve gone back around the corner to wait in my car because it was raining.
I get into the hotel, head towards the lifts, she’s nowhere to be found, I message again asking where she is, ‘coming’ so now it’s been over 5 minutes and still no sign, I can’t be seen waiting outside of an elevator and not use it so I stand aside in the adjacent hallway/corridor, she then messages me ‘where are you?’ I walk back out towards the lifts and I see her standing outside one of them waiting to go up, so I join her as does another family of 4, we don’t say a word to each other or make much eye contact. We arrive at her floor, she gets out, I go after following her without making out like I’m following her (to anyone watching). We enter her room.
She has massive bolt ons, size G or H massive, they look lifted and firm, her face looks like Donald fucking duck, she’s got way too much filler to the point where it’s not an opinion if it looks nice, it’s a fact, she looks like an absolute muppet, I’ve never seen anything like it and I used to work in Essex! Her pics would have you believing she looks like Kim K, not even fucking close. The body does look good though so I convince myself I should stay. We briefly converse, she’s not very friendly, if anything she’s moody, ‘have you got the condoms?’ Is the first thing she says, not even a ‘hello’, I hand them to her, she looks at them with displeasure, ‘oh I hate these ones’, zero gratitude or appreciation, again I should’ve walked right here.
We exchange money, shes just acting weird and off front when get go, the vibe is proper awkward, I ask her if she’s ok because she seems off, she says she’s fine and asks ‘have you seen escorts before?’ As if I don’t know what I’m doing. I start to undress and think I just want to go as hard as I can on this bitch just to teach her a lesson for having such poor manners, I’m willing to pay just for that. She takes off her clothes but leaves her top on, I’m naked now, sitting on the edge of the bed, I ask for owo, she kneels down, grabs my dick and says ‘oh, you’re not circumcised’ in disgust almost, I tell her ‘well I’m not Jewish’ - I obviously know you don’t have to be Jewish to be circumcised but I was making the point that being circumcised is not the default position in those who don’t have religious reasons to be so. She makes a comment in response and says can she just do ow, I refuse and say no, I came and paid for owo, i explain I understand if she’s not comfortable and I don’t want her to do anything she’s not happy to do and so shall we just call the whole thing off, I’m happy for her to give me my money back, she has to stop and think about it for a minute, because I can imagine there isn’t much going in that head of hers, she sort of shrugs it off and sighs and agrees to crack on.
Then follows some super basic owo, I manage to get hard, she suggests we start fucking, of course she does, she wants this over ASAP, I do too but at the same time I want me moneys worth so I agree but tell her get on top, again, not thrilled by my request she reluctantly climbs aboard, her riding was even more basic than her head, I go to grab the massive tits, they are rock solid, she stops be touching them any more than the 3 seconds I did get, I’m bored of this riding and I can sense this is going to go even further downhill very quickly so ask for doggy, she bends over in the edge of the bed, the view is decent, if I can finish and save this punt, this is where it will be, I start, her arch and general positions is pathetic, but I start hitting it anyway, after a few minutes she moves forward and pulls me out of her, pauses and looks blankly into space, again, there isn’t much computing power in the old cranium and she says something I couldn’t fucking believe… ‘that wasn’t doggy, I don’t think you know how to do it…… let’s change’ I’m lost for words, disbelief, that wasn’t doggy? You were on all fours, my cock was in your stuck up pussy and I was fucking you from behind, my pelvis slaps the back of your arse every time I thrust, last I checked that’s doggy. I might not know the sun is hot or the ocean is wet but I do know for damn sure that we were just doing doggy. I’m very annoyed at everything so far. Again I ask her if she’s ok, everything is off, I feel like I’ve come too far to leave without at least cumming so we move to mish and within the first 5 seconds, im just finding my positioning and rhythm so obviously im not pounding away yet, she says ‘you should go faster’ like I need her silly advice, I say to her im just feeling it first then she says ‘you’ll feel it more if you go faster’ as if my dick is attached to her sensory nervous system, how the fuck does she know what im feeling? Stupid little girl. Then, what has never happened to me ever before in my life, i lost my hard on,to be fair, how I didn’t lose it before now is also a bit of a miracle with the way she was going on, i’m in my mid 20’s so naturally my libido is through the roof and I want to fuck everything that moves AND I take steroids (for bodybuilding purposes) so my dick essentially functions like I’m constantly on viagra, but this bitch has overcome all the powers of physiology and biochemistry and made me lose my hard on, I’ve got a chubby sitting inside her now so I just go crazy and pound away until I quickly cum.
I get up, get changed, and couldn’t get out of there fast enough - I don’t care about being paid back for the condoms. Thankfully you don’t need the keycard to operate the lifts going down, I am foxtrot Oscar.
This mug is so stupid that during the drive home within 10mins or so, she calls me and says ‘Hi, this is Jasmine, I got your message, did you still want to see me?’ Not even realising, I say ‘NO’ and hang up.
Conclusion: I don’t even need to say it. I know there’s shit punts, but I’ve never thought I would ever leave one not only feeling like it was shit, but that I was actually straight up ripped off. If she called me and said she’s pay me double the money to fuck her I was genuinely refuse. She’s stupid, ignorant, false and straight up immature. I’ve never felt so robbed in my entire life.
Some poorly reviewed girls you still might see because they’re still worth a gamble, but I can promise you this, paying her is literally throwing your money in the bin. I don’t think I’ll ever get such a strong negative in my life. This has at least taught me to abandon my no surrender no retreat policy and walk when necessary.
