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Author Topic: What's Yours been up to?  (Read 3748 times)

I am a little bemused by the vast array of alternative employment our ladies ( or for those who prefer gents) get up to when they are not fastened on to our appendages.
I noticed today we have a fashion school student. Yes, had one of those. Legal secretary? Yep, had one of those. Actually I've had two who are in the last year of becoming a Lawyer, probably more than two to my knowledge. Haven't had a farmer, or a circus performer, but I have had a psychiatrist.
Reminds me about the sports car sales girl, she was lush but my addled memory does not recall much more other than splitting my forehead on the bathroom cabinet as I washed my dick in near boiling water from the tap.
In fact the best I've had in a long time was a Japanese art student.
I am sure you gents have other tales to tell. Please remember that the more obscure the role might unearth some very unusual cross pollination or indeed stir the old grey matter.
I am just curious
PP :hi:

Roland D Hay

Most of them are full of shit when it comes to the back story. I recently had a regular tell me that she had saved thousands and was about to buy her own restaurant. She sent me a text asking to borrow money a couple of weeks later. She is now no longer a regular. I like the girls who don't see the need for the bullshit but they are few and far between.

Offline itk

Best crap I got told was that she was a model earning thousands a week, travelling the globe. I did ask why she therefore was standing on a Norwich street corner in the middle of winter offering sex for just £30 (1990's)
Reply was she loved sex with strangers. Alright love! :sarcastic:

Offline sam55



splitting my forehead on the bathroom cabinet as I washed my dick in near boiling water from the tap.


Ouch!   :scare: How did u explain that?

Luckily as well as a sports car salesgirl she was a part time nurse!!! :D
Of Course
PP

Offline Bushmills

I had a meeting with a Japanese WG in Cardiff who claimed to be studying dentistry.

Complete crap, didn't even know how many years the course was supposed to be or have any plausible idea of what subjects she might be studying...

... the laziness of her cover story research was almost as bad as her effort during the punt.

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Offline dilettante

... though when they tell you they're the headmaster's PA at an exclusive private RC school in leafy Warks, they may well be telling the truth

Offline Gordo987

Yep, she was a good fuck too




 :cool:
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Offline fredpunter

Was told by one recently she was saving her money to open an undertaking business. Lightened to mood no end. 

Offline akauya

The most unusual one I had was a computer programmer  :hi:

Offline Daffodil

Being a prossie is not something to be particularly proud of and I imagine a lot are ashamed of the fact, as such they try to impress by claiming they are this or that. This is a trait of a lot of people in general. They feel good if they think you think they are better, even if it's based on fibs.

I'm also frequently amazed at how gullible some people are and just swallow whatever somebody tells them. This forum is a real eye-opener for that. It's no wonder "Nigerian Lottery" scams must work from time to time.

Offline wristjob

Had a couple who are receptionists. That's cool - I was in my accountants a few days back and the receptionist was very tasty, and I wondered maybe she's a WG on the sly, and realised if she was she wasn't tasty enough that I would book her :)

Girl who works in a pet shop. Saw one years ago who was on about setting up a spa in the Bahamas or something - probably the only WG I ever met who was so mad she scared me. Beauty parlour, 2+ hairdresssers, criminology student (very gorgeous, not very smart). Nothing too exciting really.

Offline Mij

One's been a distributor for adult / sex toys, which I know IS true, a couple of teachers which 'may' have been true (and hot!), but probably the most unbelievable was someone who worked in a bank in London - I only ever saw her during the day, midweek, on several occasions, NOT in London, when I also knew she was working (as a wg) during the day for 3-4 days in a row!

Also turned out that one was a waitress in a restaurant that we used to go to! Don't go there any more! ;-)

Plus, the usual 'beauticians', 'hairdressers', 'fashion designers'......Yawn!

The most interesting was an 18 year old who was a motorbike mechanic! :-)

Offline Matium

There was one who said she was an air hostess, I think the only part of that that was true was the fact that she had the costume!

There was also one who said she was a ballet dancer, I think that was true as she was able to do the splits and come down right on my face!

Offline CBPaul

Best crap I got told was that she was a model earning thousands a week, travelling the globe. I did ask why she therefore was standing on a Norwich street corner in the middle of winter offering sex for just £30 (1990's)
Reply was she loved sex with strangers. Alright love! :sarcastic:

 :lol:

Same scenario mid 1990's but apparently she had been a stockbroker - charged 40 quid though so that's business acumen for you !
Said she'd had enough and chose to stop working in London. That and she'd discovered coke, graduated to heroin, and got sacked. 

They're all students aren't they? Even the forty-plus year olds ... :/


Offline potato

The genuine ones - Dance teacher ( very flexible), care worker, trainee lawyer, lingerie/fetishist model, warehouse picker, admin assistant, stable girl, barmaid to name but a few over the years. Being fairly well read and having a good memory I can easily shred someone's back story. Its fun to listen to the crap on a second meet when it varies so much from the last time with some of them!

Offline rolf32313

I use to live opposite a Virgin Atlantic stewardess who when she was off was taking a lot of in-calls, never saw her professionally obviously.

The most bizarre one was a ~25 year old amazing blond lady who told me she was going to be off for a month or so as she had to study. I asked what she was studying and she said to become a mortician. I didn't really know whf to say to that, talk about not judging a book by the covers...


Offline smiths

I am a little bemused by the vast array of alternative employment our ladies ( or for those who prefer gents) get up to when they are not fastened on to our appendages.
I noticed today we have a fashion school student. Yes, had one of those. Legal secretary? Yep, had one of those. Actually I've had two who are in the last year of becoming a Lawyer, probably more than two to my knowledge. Haven't had a farmer, or a circus performer, but I have had a psychiatrist.
Reminds me about the sports car sales girl, she was lush but my addled memory does not recall much more other than splitting my forehead on the bathroom cabinet as I washed my dick in near boiling water from the tap.
In fact the best I've had in a long time was a Japanese art student.
I am sure you gents have other tales to tell. Please remember that the more obscure the role might unearth some very unusual cross pollination or indeed stir the old grey matter.
I am just curious
PP :hi:

I dont want to know a WGs personal information, but its amazing how many tell me anyway, though whether its true or not i have no idea usually. I dont just believe what a complete stranger tells me, lots of billy bullshit merchants about.

Offline Gordo987

I use to live opposite a Virgin Atlantic stewardess who when she was off was taking a lot of in-calls, never saw her professionally obviously.

The most bizarre one was a ~25 year old amazing blond lady who told me she was going to be off for a month or so as she had to study. I asked what she was studying and she said to become a mortician. I didn't really know whf to say to that, talk about not judging a book by the covers...

Hate to be the first to tell you, but maybe she got the idea from handling sone of he clients :lol:
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Offline rolf32313

I dont want to know a WGs personal information, but its amazing how many tell me anyway, though whether its true or not i have no idea usually. I dont just believe what a complete stranger tells me, lots of billy bullshit merchants about.
I agree with you, I don't want to spend 10 minutes which equates to £20-30 to hear them talk about the problems they are having with their car!  Actually it's an interesting question, has any punter ever opened up a conversation with a SP asking her how her car is running or if she got it fixed?

Offline stayer

Not a car but sometimes a prossie has said that her PC or laptop was being troublesome. As it happens, I know a lot about PCs, having first used one in 1981 and developed some database applications on them. I have had the thought that I could say, "If I fix your PC can I have a free punt."  :D

Offline The happy one

Hey

Dona a squddie in cchester a few times

Knew she was as she had the uniform and knew some of the places I knew in barracks

Was a squddie before as well

Lol

Stood up on parade three times

X
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Offline Gordo987

Not a car but sometimes a prossie has said that her PC or laptop was being troublesome. As it happens, I know a lot about PCs, having first used one in 1981 and developed some database applications on them. I have had the thought that I could say, "If I fix your PC can I have a free punt."  :D

Yeh, but I doubt that even a very old prossie would still be running an Amstrad :lol:
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Offline SirFrank

My last notable bullshit radar alert was a few years ago with a 'PhD psychology' student. It soon became apparent she was talking out of her arse
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