This one was the WORST experience i've ever had.
Called the number, confirmed for 30 mins 60£. Got to the location, close to North Circular Road. A guy opened the door and let me in. 3 brazilian chicks lined up : none even remotely close to the one in the picture. a fat midget, an ugly skinny one and another one that had the body shaped like an hourglass.
My mistake: i see a 4th one in the kitchen behind with some ok'ish curves and huge tits and asked about her. she said ok and went upstairs.
This is where things went even worse.
Bra goes off : titties look like they've been in the lava at the end of Terminator along with Arnold.
She attempts to do a striptease for me and when she bends over, the smell of John West tuna cans hit me.
I said fuck this and asked for a part of the money back - she acts like no possible,ask the guy.
I go downstairs to find the guy, he was nowhere to be found. i said fuck it, and left.
AVOID like plague.
External Link/Members OnlyTried 10 mins to get a small link, no clue how, apologies.