What on earth...?

[wristjob]

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There is such a thing as making it too complicated.

JEANS WANK £15 ENGLAND TOP JEANS WANK £15

starting at 5pm 530pm 6pm 630pm 7pm 730pm
entry fee is £2 correct score on the england v uruguay match tonight at 8pm
arrive in your england shirt,
choose the correct score of the match then handover to me,
PAY £15 and you get my jeans wank guaranteed to spunk off,

Upgrade to remove my jeans £5
Upgrade to topless £5 (you must take jeans upgrade to have topless upgrade)

6 SLOTS TO BE USED AND WILL SELL OUT QUICKLY YOU MUST HAVE FEEDBACK OF 1 OR MORE AND BOOK VIA A.W ONLY
please insert time slot required



£5 ENTRY, THEN ITS PAY 3 TIMES YOUR COCK SIZE WHEN ERECT
You get short skirt wanking for £5 ENTRY THEN 3 X 6 INCH COCK IS £18 PLUS £5 MUST BOOK VIA A.W

5 INCH COCK £15
6 INCH COCK £18
7 INCH COCK £21
8 INCH COCK £24
9 10 11 INCH COCKS £25

i will take phots of your cock best looking cock will get another wank for just £10 (upgrades in place)

SHORT SKIRT NO KNICKERS WANK £10 BET ON ENGLAND

your entry for this service is £10 BET FOR THE ENG V URUGUAY GAME
ENG 2 O @10/1 ENG 2 1 @ 9/1 ENG 3 0 @ 20/1 ENG 3 1 @ 20/1


It goes on more than that.

[cockneybstrd]

Considering the butt fucking I took today from the ring at Ascot she can fuck off...

So I am not going to give her my betting slip as follows

England 2-1 Gary Cahill FGS as that tenner could bring in close to a bag and half...

[dandaley]

Nice Feet 

[Dani]

Feck me what a load of shite.  How the hell are you supposed to know how much it really costs work it out if you were having her wank you off in jeans or not topless or not then worked out the entry fee just to get in her door plus the cost due to the size of your cock and is this added to the £15 for the wank or not and you have to pick the winning score for tonights match
Also there are three entry prices £2 for jeans or £5 if she wears a skirt or £10 if she wears no knickers or £10 if in knickers but without jeans and top
You can also have a wank for £10 if your cock is the best looking after she has taken photos of it for her profile and compared them all so you would have to go back and pay your entry fee again

Then there is the skirt and no knickers wank for a £10 bet but somehow I don't think if you win at the 10/1 odds she will be giving you your winnings or if you win at any odds frankly.

I couldn't be arsed to read on as just too much like hard work.  Why she is charging on the size of your cock for a wank is beyond me though

A 9" cock is going to be £25 plus the entrance fee plus the fee for whatever she is wearing so is going to be at least £30.  That seems very expensive for a wank as even if she is in jeans you are looking at £30
I bet that doesn't get booked up

[cockneybstrd]

Then there is the skirt and no knickers wank for a £10 bet but somehow I don't think if you win at the 10/1 odds she will be giving you your winnings or if you win at any odds frankly.

I think the point is she thinks someone will guess the correct score and she will keep the monies.

What she fails to understand is that most people will be having a bet on line, And whose going to transfer the winnings into her bank account !!

[fredpunter]

Sounds a bit like being married, there's no logic that calculate the amount you should pay so in the end you jyst give her whatever she asks for. At least the amount determined by cock size wouldn't be a major concern.

[threechilliman]

External Link/Members Only

There is such a thing as making it too complicated.

JEANS WANK £15 ENGLAND TOP JEANS WANK £15

starting at 5pm 530pm 6pm 630pm 7pm 730pm
entry fee is £2 correct score on the england v uruguay match tonight at 8pm
arrive in your england shirt,
choose the correct score of the match then handover to me,
PAY £15 and you get my jeans wank guaranteed to spunk off,

Upgrade to remove my jeans £5
Upgrade to topless £5 (you must take jeans upgrade to have topless upgrade)

6 SLOTS TO BE USED AND WILL SELL OUT QUICKLY YOU MUST HAVE FEEDBACK OF 1 OR MORE AND BOOK VIA A.W ONLY
please insert time slot required



£5 ENTRY, THEN ITS PAY 3 TIMES YOUR COCK SIZE WHEN ERECT
You get short skirt wanking for £5 ENTRY THEN 3 X 6 INCH COCK IS £18 PLUS £5 MUST BOOK VIA A.W

5 INCH COCK £15
6 INCH COCK £18
7 INCH COCK £21
8 INCH COCK £24
9 10 11 INCH COCKS £25

i will take phots of your cock best looking cock will get another wank for just £10 (upgrades in place)

SHORT SKIRT NO KNICKERS WANK £10 BET ON ENGLAND

your entry for this service is £10 BET FOR THE ENG V URUGUAY GAME
ENG 2 O @10/1 ENG 2 1 @ 9/1 ENG 3 0 @ 20/1 ENG 3 1 @ 20/1


It goes on more than that.

Just emailed it to Carol Vorderman, see if she can enlighten us...

tcm

[Benboybristol]

Oh my...I don't know whether to laugh or frown !

I love the fact you're all trying to work it out... It's a formula from an unsound mind !

It's so bizarre !

[new_punter]

Ok, I am confused.com

[dilettante]

You can sort of imagine her on a street corner in Rotherham Market going "Come and get it, wank on me tits only £10, come on gents, cum-on-panties wank only £25 (I was doing this while still in uniform, all you horny guys out there) - get it while it's hot ..."

[rolf32313]

WTF, she wants a tenner for you to wank off on a picture of her pussy. WTF goes to an escort to want off on a picture of them?

[potato]

If I have a wank over her AW profile pic, do I have to send her any money? 

[Stiltskin]

Sadly she has no 4 inch option on her sliding scale, so I'm out . The wank in the woods looks like good value at £35 though.

[DaveMugabe]

Anyone who books her must be a wanker!!!