Author Topic: Cristal, Columbian Parlour Girl, Neasden NW10  (Read 1915 times)

Offline Putin

Cristal

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Prelude
This is a sequel to the last review. I usually don't review VS profiles because they don't stay up for long.
I met this WG immediately after Kaori (see my previous review), and felt some might be interested.
She said she only has a VS profile.

When   3 days ago.

Where   Neasdon, around the junction with the North Circular Road, on the A406.

Price    £60/30 mins

Looks and Appearance   
Girl says she's from Columbia... so perhaps a mixed-Columbian.
About 5'9 in height.
Size 14 (low 14)... Full-bodied but not bbw.
Profile pics are hers, but has been tweaked and polished a little bit. The best representation are two photos below showing her arm tattoo.
Has a good shape, with a reasonably flat lipo tum
She looks mid - late 30s.
Fake F cup tits - Not quality fakes. Tits are nice and soft to the touch, but you do feel the fairly rigid implants once you squeeze them... so not much fun to play with.
Fake ass... On the C range.
English is not the best, but okay for a conversation.

Services
Spoon, Doggy, OW
This is P & D punt, nothing more.
She will chat okay, but her body language will telegraph that you are only one of many on her daily conveyor belt.

Pros
...   Ass  -  had the right amount of cushion and firmness which I wanted, especially after my disappointment with her stablemate Kaori.
...   Friendly, chats a little, and smiles -  But don't push her boundaries, or the smile will disappear,
...   There was no depth blocking, cock holding, continuous condom checking, awkward flinching when you touch/make a move (credit to @pumps for this line :D)... However, she will complain if you change positions frequently.
...   No pussy whiff or smell

Cons
...   Face  -  Don't find face attractive, a little rough and hard-faced too.
...   Too experienced for my liking  -  Your typical parlour WG... She's no newbie, You can tell she's been doing this for a while.
...   A bit mechanical
...   Covert clock-watcher  -  Cut a glimpse of her setting the alarm on her phone before putting on the music, although didn't openly clock-watch
...   Skin not the smoothest - Has some few blemishes too. (Didn't bother me though)
...   Tiny dimly lit room  -  Room was almost dark   

Recommend    Yes, for P&D only
Will I see again Yes, but it depends. I'm not a big fan of parlour punts, as I like a little chit-chat and some connection before the action begins.
However, she's still the one I would choose out of the current line-up if I visit the parlour again.

Despite the cons, I still enjoyed, and for a latina parlour, I wasn't expecting much, so will give this a very low positive
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She's seems a regular fixture in Latina houses around London, if you consult the usual agency listings on VS you can probably easily see her wherever she is next week.

I've passed her half naked in a hallway once and thought the body looked banging but wasn't sold on the boat, now I know I was right to swerve what are fake curves.

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It was a timely swerve  :D

Thanks for the info.

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...   There was no depth blocking, cock holding, continuous condom checking, awkward flinching when you touch/make a move (credit to @pumps for this line :D)... However, she will complain if you change positions frequently.


  :lol:

What made you go see her right After kaori?

Gonna have to agree with your point on her face, the nose reminds me of busta rhymes lol

Must be one of those wg where the pictures don't do her justice.


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  :lol:

What made you go see her right After kaori?

Gonna have to agree with your point on her face, the nose reminds me of busta rhymes lol

Must be one of those wg where the pictures don't do her justice.

Exactly, and face looks masculine too  :D

Simply take away the face and give me the body.