Zhangri La - Alice – Wimbledon

[Gynaemyte]

My experience was almost a copy-and-paste of Arch’s Review of 1 September : -
 
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=320460.msg3341522#msg3341522

but with a different conclusion.

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Meeting date: a Friday, mid September 2021

Arrangements all made smoothly by text in the morning for an afternoon appointment.
Their reply : “£100 an hour erotic massage okay?”
“Alice will be waiting for you.”
Full address (not Flat number) given.

Location: A flat about 10 minutes’ walk from Wimbledon station, across from Morrison parking lot and bus terminal. The flat was discrete and cosy. Normal bedroom with a bed (no massage table).

I found the mandarin collar dress cute but it didn’t detract from the fact that Alice is quite plain and average, in her early 30's.
She’s certainly not chatty and no Small Talk was required!
I found the position on the bed really uncomfortable on my neck – I wondered if I was going to need a different kind of massage, later.
While she was standing above me, massaging my back, I too tried just very gently stroking her thighs (or calves, I couldn’t see), nothing aggressive but quickly learned this was off-limits – I think she just moved away.
This put a bit of a dampener on the session for me because, in the context of an erotic massage (as their original text message) I didn’t see my behaviour as overtly sexual or predatory.
She was touching me, why couldn’t I reciprocate?
Anyway.
Long story short, yes, eventually, it turned into an oily body-to-body, face to face and sliding her tummy against my dick and her hand.
Things were looking and feeling a bit better.
But everything just felt routine mechanical, completely without passion and devoid of any personal connection or warmth.

She was going through a well rehearsed series of techniques, according to her script, nothing to do with me.

I certainly didn’t sense that she was enjoying herself, unlike most WG’s, including a couple of Romanians.

I missed the banter, the playfulness and the mutual interaction.

Maybe I should have tried Lin first but I fear this one-way transactional encounter may simply not be for me.

[Global_Punter]

Thanks for your review, I went once after Sakura left and got a crap session - haven't returned as I fear my experience maybe same as yours.

I'm yet to try out Alice & Lin

[Owlman99]

I’m a big fan of Alice. I recognise your description of going through the motions - but I like the motions! Also, personally I find her very attractive, but each to their own of course.

The big problem with this place is that bloody awful hard pillow (that we all must share!) and that leaves me with a neck more sore than when I went in. They must read this and everybody says it - change the pillow!

[Global_Punter]

- change the pillow!

Haha, it may seem as though they want folks to return - hence the hard pillow and more pain to soothe 

A Panda pillow only cost £30 surely they can afford it.

Also on the other site, you can PM the owner and suggest this to her.

[W5ranger]

Visited many times and Alice has to be the worst masseuse of the lot. Mechanical and robot like devoid of any emotion or connection. No effort expended not even light chat. A complete contrast to LIn and personally Sakura was my favourite as she would undress me and was very receptive to the touch and RO.  I have messaged them to see when they will replace her. Alice is the one reason I don't attend very often.